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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
It means you need a new jar opener, your old one is obviously leaking, either that or you live at a high altitude, like me, and sometimes it just squirts out since it was bottled round sea level =)
ONE PASTA ONE PEOPLE
HE IS COMING!
I just recently purchased a copy of the book and i am very pleased with what i got. I even used it to convert some of my friends to pastafarianism.
I go to a catholic school and was born in a devout catholic family. I dislike having their beliefs drilled into my head. I came across this website by accident but i am very happy i did. I am now a devout pastafarian and will soon become a pastarrgh(pastor) and then i will preach his noodly goodness from the tops of the tallest street corners.
All hail His Almighty Noodly Goodness!!
RAmen
all hail his noodlesness!!!11
I’d kill for this to be translated into 17th century English, condensed down into microscopic writing and put into a bed-cabinet-sized-pocket bible.
Maybe tatter it up and leave it in sunlight to fade it for a few weeks.
I’m half convinced that, given enough time, we’d have a new generation of actual serious FSM believers. Not that I doubt the integrity of his noodliness, of course!
It has made it to Australian high schools. The word is spreading. I myself have held up charts in class and tried to convince my classmates that FSM is the way. I have a badge on my bag and posters in my locker.
The Gospel has given me and my friends endless amusement during boring classes.
We thank His Noodly Appendage for touching us all.
Ramen.
I should illegally download a pirated version of this book… Whiooppidoo, piracy and the book, just a few clicks away!
Thanks to a friend at work, I am a new convert. I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage. I have read the 8 I’d Rather You Didn’ts. Pirates Rule!
R’amen!
I sincerely belive you’ve found the one, true god. Come on, no even critians can contradict a chart indicating that pirates are at rise. FSM FTW!
grettings from argentina, your hate-mail keeps me going in this forgotten, cristian like town…
This Discussion reminded me;
When I went to B and N to buy my copy about 6 months ago I went strait up to the desk, (I hate to wander around), and asked the person if she had a copy of the book. She asked me the category of book, i said religious. After spelling “flying spaghetti monster” twice, she insisted that the book did not exist. Finally she determined the book was in humor, where i found a single copy.
Frustrated i bought the book, after stopping at the desk to tell her that it indeed was MISPLACED in humor.
Is there any way we can contact Barnes and Noble and have them reclassify the book?
I mean i find the bible funny and quote it frequently for jokes, and its not in humor.
Its as true as any religion, how can they disagree.
(for all the people who are going to comment, yes i know that it is religious satire and i still don’t care)
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?z=y&EAN=9781411682764&itm=2
was anyone aware of these guys? they claimed they’re part of a reformed church of the FSM. heretics i say!
here’s a link to their “essay” http://www.lulu.com/content/267888
Clearly the solution is in revolution. Oh wait… In the true spirit of FSMism, I reach out to my fellow pastafarians to work for a solution. Not writing B&N - too stuffy for me. I’ll simply take a moment while out holiday shopping to move a few books around. I we all just make a small effort while out shopping this season, we can feel good about helping bring about world peace. Plus we can have a lot of fun sitting in the little coffe shop and watching the shoppers. This is going to be so fun - please join me this season in merry Prankster revelry!!!!!!!!!!!
i am from australia, and currently attend a catholic high school, in religion we were asked to do an oral report on a world religion, when i asked to do my report on FSM, i was refused… and my teacher just laughedi was deeply offended by this, but dont worry, we water bombed her good on the last day, in order to uphold the honor of FSM.
RAmen.
Hey — I’m seeing any accommodations for the wheat-free and gluten-free crowd! Do we have to create our own sect?
Not — I meant NOT seeing WF/GF accommodations….
I currently attend UA in Tuscaloosa, AL… i.e. the bible belt. Looking for the Gospel at a local BN, surprisingly I was not able to find the Gospel in the religious section at all. After asking for help I as finally able to locate the book in the humor section. This is discrimination against religion. They should not be able to choose what is a religion and what is humor…. FSM is a religion and should be cataloged as such..
I have not read all the 2.4 gajillion posts, but I think I may have new evidence that we were created by the FSM.
I have been reviewing the cliche phrase of praise, “That’s using your noodle”. When someone does something that is really smart, or perhaps seems to be miraculous, you can say in praise, “That’s using your noodle”. The genesis of this sayng is shrouded in antiquity, but come on, it’s obvious to me where this linguistic construct came from. I have no doubt that ancient Neanderthals witnessed His Noodly Appendage in action, and incorporated this into their very first gutteral utterances that eventually became what we now call language. Now if I can just find a cave painting…….
I got this book for ChriFSMas. It’s excellent! Now I can bring it to school and read from it while wearing my eye-patch, and annoy my classmates. Yay!
I got the book for Holiday, along with a few fsm long sleeve t-shirts. it’s amazaing! i need to find my self some marauders!