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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
i think all of this stupid crap is a load of bull honkey, Southern Baptist
@flying spegetti monster is stupid
“i think all of this stupid crap is a load of bull honkey, Southern Baptist”
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Ah, a Baptist Christian visits our site. Welcome to the Church of the FSM. Baptist, does that mean you’re as wonderfully tolerant as those kind folks of the Westboro Baptist Church?
I was wondering, (as pastafarians are want to do), If you wear two eye patches, is that considered to be BLIND FAITH?
Ramen,
So says he of the starchy goodness.
@ Martin - ahahahahahaha!!!! With that sense of humor, you are truly a Pastafarian! RAmen!
When are we going to see the FSM Da Vinci Code book? Has there not been some sort of conspiracy over the centuries carried out by the Catholic Church or perhaps pizza shops to keep the Pastafarians quiet? I hope so.
Wow, it has taken me 3 lunch hours at work to read this thread to its entirety. I must say this is the most intelligent and humorous group of people, with the exception of hungdaddy and a few others, that I have ever come across. I just received the Gospel Monday, and I intend on reading it entirely by this weekend (I’m not much of a reader). I have to admit I have never been much into religion, always thinking of it as an early form of law enforcement, but I am most definitely a true Pastafarrian!
RAmen, and may He grace you with his noodly appendages!
Right on dirty! I just got my copy last week too. I plan on reading it as soon as possible.
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Hi, I’m very interested in this belief… I like the fact that you do good because it’s the right thing. But can you help better understand what this belief mean.. why spaghetti…why pirates…???? would love to know more, very interested.
Maybe:
Because Pirates are His chosen people, and spaghetti is noodly deliciousness.
RAmen.
I’m an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac. Last night I stayed awake for hours, wondering if there really was a dog.
How Come his spaghettiness gave the italians the gift of mastering his matter, or his noodlyenness blessing the chinese?
I am very much interested in reading the good book of FSM, however B&N was out and I had to order it. The one thing that puzzled me was that they said the book is in the humor section. Funny, why is it not listed in the religous section? Or in that case, why aren’t all the other religous books listed under humor?
If Kathy Griffin would have thanked FSM, then maybe people would not be upset about her awards speech.
Are people on low carb diets like the anti-FSM?
I can’t wait to get my book, in hopes all my questions are finally answered.
Apologies for no doubt raising a question that has already been raised before, but would it be possible for the FSM to make a meatball so spicy that even He couldn’t eat it? I’m driven to a state of Lewis Carrollian apoplexy by the paradox.
I don’t know about that Orange Zenith, that would give FSM the powers of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can beat Chuck Norris in a fight, without losing.
@Orange Zenith Sep 14th, 2007 at 2:21 am: “Apologies for no doubt raising a question that has already been raised before, but would it be possible for the FSM to make a meatball so spicy that even He couldn’t eat it?”
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Coming from a background where jews and jesuits have the reputation of answering a question with another question, I’ll do likewise: why on earth would the FSM eat meatballs? Isn’t it revealing enough that He is drunk most of the time? Mind you, He probably COULD do that, if drunk enough, and then blame it on the boose. Nothing cooler than an imperfect deity!
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RAmen.
I search for fellow MSN Pastafarians.
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Remember to say grace before every meal, (spaghetti, chow mien, ramen or otherwise)
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster, hear our prayers,
Bless us and touch us with thy noodly appendage,
Bless us with thy everlasting meatballs of wisdom,
Extend thy noodly appendage unto the disbelievers,
May they be touched by thy noodly appendage,
And bask in thy aura of basil and garlic.
Thy will be done,
Thy noodly kingdom come.
In thy saucy grace we pray.
RAmen.
I wasn’t sure if I should post this message or not - because mine is a personal realtionship with Him. I don’t believe in prosletizing, or trying to push fresh parmesan on anyone. But, I wanted to let anyone out there who is TRULY SEARCHING know that HE is Real!!! That His love is delicious! And He Loves YOU! Sweet, Sweet, Noodle.
CAN ANYONE HELP ME ON THIS:
What does it mean when you wake up and have marinara coming out of your palms?