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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@ hungdaddy - But it’s so much fun to have you insult us! It just won’t be the same if you don’t come back.
@Hungdaddy
“.I wll be hanging out with christians”
Excellent, go hang on a cross somewhere like Christ if you feel you must.
hi my name is simon and i hapend to stuble apon this by mistake but now i am very interested but i dont konw how to get hold of your book as i cart order online and i live in {berwick upon tweed] uk england if you could help me fine away to get a copie that would be amasing. form you newest follower simon g
Hi Simon, welcome to the church for the sarcastically insane :)
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Must admit that I’ve not got around to buying the gospel yet - hell, only been here 6 months or so (I’m also a bit of a skinflint - I life in a nearby county to you - think flat-caps and whippets).
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However, here’s my “selfless act of goodwill” for the year :)
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Get down to WHSmith on Marygate in town. If they don’t have it in stock they’ll order it for you, or give them a ring first -
http://www.whsmith.co.uk/whs/Go.asp
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Webprice is £6.59 - not sure of the in-store price.
Hope this helps
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Hungdaddy - “Don’t leave me this way, I can’t survive, I can’t stay alive, Without your love, no baby, Don’t leave me this way”
*bows in a pirate outfit and then scurvy away*
*sniff, sniff* Hungdaddy’s been here, I can smell him :)
*CRAYONS* Get your lovely crayons!
I thought the pirates might get a kick out of this. I went to Amazon to add the book to my wish list and they reccomended that I get “Bourne Identity” with the Gospel. I suspect they want Matt Damon to do the voice of the Lord in the feature film du cinema. Maybe they’ll have Kevin Smith direct.
I have heard some people say,
that we shouldn´t believe in in the Flying Spaghette Monster.
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I hope for their souls that they are not serious
and, in fact , dressed as pirates…
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May they find the strengh to belive in FSM ,
before it is too late and they get no Beer in heaven.
I think I was a Pastafarian before i even knew what it was. I love beer, I love strippers, I have a parrot, I consider Talk like a Pirate Day a true holiday, I love spaghetti. I always thought I was atheist, but apparently not. I have truly been touched by his noodly appendage.
All hail HIS noodly awesomeness.
RAmen
Welcome Scarbrow - your best off jumping into one of the more active threads. I only come here to check if Hungdaddy’s left us a present.
I just ordered the Gospel from Amazon because I have to sit through a 3 hour graduation next week to sing for 2 minutes, and will need something enlightening to read
However, Amazon suggested another book, “God Speaks: the Flying Spaghetti Monster in his own words”… did the same guy write that?
RAmen
Doesn’t Amazon give the author’s name?
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Hello fellow FSM followers!
I just finished the Gospel yesterday. I bought it in the afternoon and read the whole thing during my friend’s student composers’ concert (which was awful- freshman composers should keep their music to themselves until they learn to actually compose). There were times I had to actually stop myself from laughing out loud!
I’ve always been an atheist-jew (no, that’s not an oxymoron- I embrace the general value structure and tradition, but reject that they’re from god. I think most of what judaism teaches (except for the fanatics) is socially sound). However, I now go to grad school in North Carolina… the Bible Belt.
So for me, the best part of yesterday was going up to my crazy christian friends and pointing out some choice passages in the book. They’re all kind of worried for my soul, I think, but it did make quite a few of them laugh. One said “Christianity could learn something from this”… a convert in the making, perhaps?
RAmen!
This book is exactly what you think it is. Perfect and inerrant! Bow before the perfect word of his noodly appendage beeches!! His word is perfect and relevant for all things ever!
does anyone know were to buy the hardback edition. Apparently it’s been released in europe in hardback as well. even comes with a noodle shaped bookmark hanging off.
This book has changed my life. I’m soon to be transferring to another school, witch means more converts. I only hope that our numbers will grow enough that we will be able to practice publicly in our eye patches with out the scornful looks of the non-believers