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@Wench Thumper
Being only an import Brit, I don’t know much about cricket, but I’ll happily repeat a joke again I heard Stephen Fry make on Have I got News fot You once.
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A man is stopped for an alcohol check. When asked to breathe into the machine, he pulls out a note from his dokter, saying ‘This man is an asthmatic, please don’t make him breathe through a tube’. The policeman tells the man he’ll take a blood sample instead. The man pulls out another doketer note saying ‘This man is a hemopheliac, please don’t puncture any of his blood vessels’. ‘Ok’ says the police man, ‘I’ll take your urine sample then’. The man pulls out a third note, from his coach. It reads ‘This man is a member of the England cricket team, please don’t take the piss out of him’.
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An English collegue was less happy to hear that one after the 5-0 defeat in the Ashes a few months ago. Sorry if it hurts you too Alchemist.
@Mathy Kid Apr 3rd, 2007 at 11:01 pm “Awesome comments Batman, DutchPastaGuy, and Jingles. Thank you for giving me excellently phrased arguments to steal. I will print out your stuff and show it to Jordan in Chemistry class tomorrow and see what he says…”
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Please be so kind as to mention their names, adding the appropriate titles (i.e. Wench, Pirate, Pirate), their affiliation to CoFSM, … well, you just make sure the acknowledgments take as much room on paper as the actual arguments, or even more. Or else… grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaargh!
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Well, I read this probably way too late, but I did my best.
RAmen!
Wench Thumper, sorry haven’t got a clue about cricket. I am sure there are other wenches around who would love to talk about it. I do like horseracing though…. I don’t bet, but still like to pick my favourite to cheer.
Can’t help you talking about Cricket, our newest Wench, but I can talk about beer, period pains, PMT or bad hair days if any of those help ;)
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I can’t believe Hungdaddy is still around - what on earth is he getting out of this?
People never cease to amaze me!
I guess it’s the first place that even bothered to notice he was there.
Wench Thumper
If I were to comment on Cricket to you, it would surely be akin to preaching to the faithful :))
On another note, something that may cheer up the English a little
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6517807.stm
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@DutchPastaGuy Apr 4th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Love that one :)))
@Alchemist
Sri Lanka! Oh dear…
Yours in sympathy :(
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@Red DutchPasta Kidd Apr 4th, 2007 at 7:12 am
“Wench Thumper, sorry haven’t got a clue about cricket.”
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@Booty Apr 4th, 2007 at 9:12 am
“Can’t help you talking about Cricket”
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Booty I thought you knew the ins and outs of Cricket?
Never mind the following link will help. Pay particular attention to the fielding positions and terminology and you’ll both be experts in no time. That will put an end to Wench Thumper’s own assumed authority on this exciting game ;))
Ooops…that will be the info at this link
Cricket
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cricket#Overview
Uhm, no but thanks Nikkiee. Sports mostly bores me to tears. I’ll stick to racing and for doing it myself: walking.
Sorry Nikkiee - I’m with RDPK - Can’t stand most sports, dull, dull, dull!
Cricket does slightly win in that if you actually go to a match you can sit in the sun and drink beer, but that is the only consolation!
I did post the “rules” a while back for the uninitiated. :)
@ Booty and RDPK - I’m with you on this one! Sorry Wenches Nikkiee and Thumper. Not much of a sports fan myself. Booty already knows how much I appreciated her posting the “rules” of cricket though. Brought back 20-year-old memories! *claps hands*
@ Wench Thumper - Hiya! I seem to keep missing you. Girl talk…best I could come up with that wasn’t mentioned was the benefits of having a good, supportive, well-fitting bra…but it seems to me that you know a lingerie model so you must know all about that! :)
@ everyone - catch up with you in a few days. Hubby and I are off on a short vacation…don’t have too much fun without me! Hahahahaha!
Its ok wenches…was the Uncylopedia version :)))
@ Wench Nikkiee - It looks hilarious! Have bookmarked it for proper reading later…Asleep on my feet now…catch you later!
What next?
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“Jesus film goes worse with Coke”
COCA-COLA is threatening legal action to stop an Italian film showing Jesus drinking from a can of Coke.
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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21506827-2,00.html
@Red and Booty
Hugdaddy/Hogdaddy represents the diversity and colour of our little community…we can celebrate him while we abuse him mercilessly…I don’t get period pains or bad hair (too short) I guess I’m a bit of a “Bull Dyke” wench…happy to discuss beer!!!
@DPG
A very fine mirthful antidote…there’s a Dutch and Irish cricket team playing in the world cup…take your pick but be aware that there both a bit ordinary (although Ireland did beat the Pakkies and Bob Woolmer was murdered just after the game in a cloud of conspiracy) *wabbit looks over shoulder*…cricket has it all…must fly…I’m late…I’m late for a very important date…*wabbit disappears down hole into wonderland*
@ Everyone
What the FUCK!
@Rock Road
What an insightful post you just made *applause*. Can you teach me to become as intellectually sophisticated as you please. Please?
a man is sitting at a bar with his friends and is complaining about going home to his new wife. ”Why dont you want to go home to that goodlooking women of yours?”
One asked, The man replied back and said ‘’she has gonnorrhea,” “flip her over” one friend said”, ‘’she also has diarrhea” the man said.” “How about her mouth” one of them said, “halitosis” the man replied. “Dame why do you even keep her around?” they asked the man replied “well she also has worms and you know i like to go fishing.”
Thats the funniest thing i have ever heard. What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? See you next month!
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