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  1. 481 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    @ Thumper answering your question i dont have man boobs but i do have puss pockets under my nipples would you like to like to like my sores?

  2. 482 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    Thumper isnt very kinky, he likes to be the asshole, but i enjoy being the dick. Thumper I AM STILL WAITING:]

  3. 483 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    Thumper where are you?

  4. 484 - March 15th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

    Cool - numbnuts is back :)
    .
    “…but i enjoy being the dick.”
    .
    Yup. A very small one but definitely a dick:)
    What do you mean you don’t have man boobs? Are you, perchance, female? (albeit with a breast fettish).

  5. 485 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    @ Rowdy Wrench, you will worship me or i will send you to hell do you know what they do to people like you in hell?They force you to a David Hassleoff album and then you have to listen to Ben Stein give a sex education class.

    and then i take a shit in you

  6. 486 - March 15th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

    How on earth does anyone take a shit anywhere? Do you put a little collar and leash on it?
    Image taking it for a walk. Bet nobody asks to pet Mr Hanky. How to win friends an influence people “would you like to see my pet turd? He’s very well behaved, oh look, he likes you. Tickle his tummy, he likes that”

  7. 487 - March 15th, 2007 at - Rowdy Wench Says:

    @ Alchemist - hahahahahaha!!

    @ hungdaddy - oh sure post when I don’t have time to insult you properly. Although I must grudgingly admit that the whole David Hasselhoff/Ben Stein thing was funny…

  8. 488 - March 15th, 2007 at - Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Says:

    I don’t believe it.
    I haven’t posted in ages, pop back to the site and hungdaddy is here.
    I can’t believe he hasn’t got bored and drifted off.

  9. 489 - March 15th, 2007 at - Thumper Says:

    @dungdaddy
    “Thumper where are you?”…I’m right here princess…nice to see that you’re available at this hour…usually I suppose you’d be busy kissing your daddy where it smells funny…what?…he busy with the rest of the family??? How’d you go with the art deco on the roof of the trailer?… no good I’m guessing…the end of the shotgun with the holes in it goes into your mouth…the rest will take care of itself…

  10. 490 - March 15th, 2007 at - Ships Cat Says:

    @hungdaddy
    Meow!…I’m a nice pussy…

  11. 491 - March 15th, 2007 at - Batman Says:

    @Thumper
    Remind me not to piss you off… you meanie. =) Actually, though, keep going, I’m laughing my ass off right now, and it makes a nice change. Stupid Hungdaddy… I didn’t know the zoo allowed the adoption of monkeys, but I guess your parents must have special family privledges.

  12. 492 - March 15th, 2007 at - Thumper â„¢ Says:

    @Batman
    dungdaddy is my special friend…he knows how devastated I’d be if he took my advice…besides…hugdaddy’s likely failed at everything he’s ever tried…I doubt he’d be able to get the “Michelangelo effect” without help from an accredited euthanasia expert…

  13. 493 - March 15th, 2007 at - Batman Says:

    @Thumper
    ha ha ha ha… yeah, I know. He probably doesn’t actually know who Michelangelo is. Probably could operate the shotgun either… don’t you need opposable thumbs for that? Don’t think he’s evolved that far…

  14. 494 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    @ Batman what did you do with Robin? I am sure he misses those blowjobs.

  15. 495 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    @Ships Cat can i pet you

  16. 496 - March 15th, 2007 at - Batman Says:

    @Hungdaddy
    Yeah, my blowjobs are legendary. I’m a chick by the way, numbnuts… if you are trying to throw homosexual insults at me, you’ve got the wrong gender.

  17. 497 - March 15th, 2007 at - Thumper â„¢ Says:

    @hungdaddy
    What!!! am I fu*ken invisible???…talk to me space monkey or I won’t let the cat out!!!
    @Batman
    Tis sad but true…hungdaddy (I’m wondering if that’s what he did to his dad for all the incest)…ain’t the most bright eyed and bushy tailed of all the FSM’s creatures…I’ve got to do some work now but I’ll leave you with my secretaries thought of the day:
    .
    “Some people are like slinkies. They serve no useful purpose but put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs…”
    .
    @hugdaddy
    My secretary has small but awesome boobs and is generally red hot…the type of girl that wouldn’t like twice at you unless you had your Jason mask on…

  18. 498 - March 15th, 2007 at - Thumper â„¢ Says:

    @Batman
    Sorry about the recent unpleasantness…they’re a dime a dozen…especially if your blowjobs are as legendary as you say…

  19. 499 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    A pastaraian and a muslem jump from the Empire State Building who hits the ground first?

    WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. 500 - March 15th, 2007 at - hungdaddy Says:

    @ Batman BULLSHIT!!!! Prove it!!!!!!!!!!

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