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  1. 181 - January 18th, 2007 at - JIM Says:

    Try using a proper browser like Firefox. It will underline christianity but allows you to add the correct lower case version into the dictionary. FSM can also be added. I just typed all this without any interference or attempts at correction.

  2. 182 - January 18th, 2007 at - OFT Says:

    @Wench Nikkiee
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    @Bob from England
    Hi Bob and welcome. I’m an Aussie so I’ll try not to mention cricket to you OK :)

    Ooh, that’s nasty…

  3. 183 - January 18th, 2007 at - JIM Says:

    I’m also English. What is cricket?

  4. 184 - January 18th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    Cricket-related joke:
    A man is stopped for a alcohol check and is asked to breathe into the machine. He pulls out a note from his doctor, saying ‘This man suffers from astma, please don’t make him breathe through a tube’. ‘No matter’ says the policeman ‘we’ll just take a blood sample instead’. The man pulls out another docters note saying ‘This man is a hemofeliac, please don’t punture any of his veins as he may blead to death’.'Ok’ says the police man, ‘you’ll take your urine sample then’. The man pulls out another note, from his coach, saying ‘This man is member of the England cricket team. Please don’t take the piss out of him!’.

  5. 185 - January 18th, 2007 at - Homo narrans Says:

    hey, we did win the ashes the other year! we just got utterly trounced at the last year.

  6. 186 - January 18th, 2007 at - Homo narrans Says:

    i knew there was a reason i’d given up on british sports.

  7. 187 - January 18th, 2007 at - DutchPastaGuy Says:

    Last year ok, yes. When was the last time before that one?

  8. 188 - January 18th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:

    @DutchPastaGuy Jan 18th, 2007 at 9:52 am
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    Don’t mention the C word. Please :(. I notice Vaughny’s injured again. Not that it’ll make any difference.

  9. 189 - January 21st, 2007 at - Supman Says:

    The C word? And I am new here so email me at mico@tennis.com. We had spagetti for lunch on our school, should I protest?

  10. 190 - January 21st, 2007 at - Supman miko Says:

    Darn, i am so board at work my idoit boss keeps forgeting his stuff, is there rituals to keep morons away from your life?

  11. 191 - January 24th, 2007 at - Believer 69 Says:

    All Hail The Great One!!! Praise Be!!
    I’m a bit poor this month due to heavy debt, so i prayed to his Noodly Greatness. Allas he blessed me with cheap ramen at the supermarket. I Shall never go hungry again.

    RAmen!!

    Convert or burn in hell.

  12. 192 - January 24th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    C word… sounds like a common insect that chirps, somewhat like a grasshopper, refers in this case to agame with bat ball and pitch. In which we Aussies are the undisputed champioooons :p.
    .
    @69
    Um, while we appreciate your devotion, the whole convert or die (or lack thereof) is what sets us APART from the religions that may be be inadvertantly denigrated by comparison to the worship of the flying noodley goodness.
    .
    Otherwise, welcome aboard, and grab some spag, booze, wenches (or pirates, we don’t discriminate here) if they’re willing, and join the party.

  13. 193 - January 27th, 2007 at - Supman miko Says:

    Convert and tell me how to get rid of idiots!

  14. 194 - January 27th, 2007 at - Supman miko Says:

    rAmen rules!

  15. 195 - January 27th, 2007 at - Spud Says:

    Praise be. His supreme noodleyness has at last manifested himself in Ireland, last resting place of so many of his Pirate followers. We Irish were cut off for so many years with nought but the foul tuberous potato to sustain us both spiritually and nutritiousley (ignore my spelling, I am in rapture). But thanks to our joining the European community we now have access to pasta of all shapes and sizes and HE can now manifest himself….. and who ever heard of a pasta famine…. HE could have saved so many Irish from starvation had we been invaded by the Italians instead of the British.
    Ramen

  16. 196 - January 28th, 2007 at - SWE Pastafarian Says:

    I must say, after reading the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I got more converted than before though no one ever thought it was possible… I thank you all, may His Noodly Appendages touch you with pride,

    RAmen!

  17. 197 - January 28th, 2007 at - Jon Says:

    @Jingles Jan 24th, 2007 at 8:24 am
    I think Believer 69’s “Convert or burn in hell” may be referring to this FSM flyer.
    http://www.venganza.org/images/spreadword/JoinFSM8×11.jpg

  18. 198 - January 28th, 2007 at - Jon Says:

    Bad link.
    Anyway the “Darwin Wrong…Join Our Church or Burn in Hell” flyer.
    .
    http://www.venganza.org/materials/flyers/

    RAmen

  19. 199 - January 28th, 2007 at - Jingles Says:

    Arrr… I eat me hat in shame…

  20. 200 - January 29th, 2007 at - Andy Says:

    I have come to believe that you have failed to mentioned the heroic journey of the messiah, captain hook and his 12 meatballs. The son of the one who is the noodle-mega. You failed to also mention how he was cooked for his actions agianst the new leader of the holy land, chef boyardee. Such blatant disrespect for the pirate who died in the pot for our sins deserves a punch in the face or something. I personaly hope you get genetal warts in hell.

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