852 Responses to “Book Discussion”

1. 841 - October 6th, 2008 at - GAtes Says:
   
   

   I want to fuck the shit out of the fsm, use his sauce as a lubriicator and then grab his meaty balls.

2. 842 - October 7th, 2008 at - sarah Says:
   
   

   ewwwww man, thats pretty gross and fsm? freaking soccer mom? thats bad

3. 843 - October 7th, 2008 at - Nigguh Says:
   
   

   All u FSm fucks…U guys do not have any live worshiping meatballs. iike to suck dick not balls
   u guys should go suck 2 big fucking fat hairy meatballs.
   FUCK FSM BITCHES

4. 844 - October 8th, 2008 at - Ummm Says:
   
   

   Okay, maybe i will

5. 845 - October 8th, 2008 at - Pastor D Says:
   
   

   Indeed, I have also been touched by His Noodlyness, and I’ve found it quite rewarding both spiritually and physically.

   The FSM has brought a sense of warmth and fullness to my person that I challenge any other deity to provide.

   To those who mock my Lord, I can only pray that you will one day have the veil of disbelief removed from your eyes. He is real, oh disbelievers. Whether we feast upon His divine body with spoon or fork, we can only be rewarded for our actions. Of this, I am sure.

   Basking in His warmth,
   Pastor D

6. 846 - October 14th, 2008 at - Coral Says:
   
   

   I read the book a couple years ago and vaguely remember it saying that short people (or midgets, I forget the terminology) are short because the flying spaghetti monster loves them more and presses down on the them…

   Is me just misremembering or is that right?

7. 847 - October 19th, 2008 at - jeremykeys Says:
   
   

   @ Coral.
   I think you could be right and it is midgets. Possibly Pomeranians too. As for GAtes. You really might want to rethink the lubrication bit. I bet that will hurt you more than the FSM.
   @ Nigguh. Spelling and grammar are new to you, eh?

   I didn’t know this was the new Hate-mail section.

   @ Pastor D. I’m with you brother.

8. 848 - October 21st, 2008 at - jeremykeys Says:
   
   

   Everyone should watch this. It’s about where spaghetti comes form.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyUvNnmFtgI

9. 849 - November 1st, 2008 at - BenGook Says:
   
   

   I’ve just ordered the gospel from book depository in the UK. The word is spreading over seas my friends… ;-)

10. 850 - November 5th, 2008 at - jeremykeys Says:
    
    

    @ BenGook #849
    You’ll love it. I’ve got one and it is a never ending source of enlightenment and amusement. That and my Terry Pratchett books.

11. 851 - November 5th, 2008 at - jeremykeys Says:
    
    

    Well now that you have a new president does anybody think there is a chance he could become a Pastafarian? I’m Canadian and our Prime Minister probably isn’t although I keep hoping. Glad the other guy didn’t get in.

12. 852 - November 13th, 2008 at - Captain Corky Says:
    
    

    Barnes & Noble kicked me out for moving all the Bibles into the fiction section. Now off to Fazoli’s for an Ultimate Sampler platter of His Noodley Goodness.

    Ramen

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