Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
Thumper, Thumper, Thumper. You really are obnoxious. I usually don’t engage obnoxious people because they are humorless bores. It is really easy to act big on the internet but quite hard to pull it off every day. We can’t see you but we know all about you from your posts. You need to take a good look at yourself and ask why you say what you say. I am telling you this out of kindness. Don’t mistake it for me really giving a shit.
Captain - Hahaha - I remember that now - Bambi and Thumper. Sorry man, went right over my head earlier :)
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What size drill bit do you think he used on the shop dummy for the “essentials”? Or maybe a needle did the job?
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I was surfing last night (this morning) and found some v. funny stuff. When I remember where I saved it I’ll either send you the links or stick ‘em on the group. Mind you, I was absolutely hammered so they might not be that funny today.
What group would that be Alchemist?
What group?
What group?
I concur???
@Alchemist
“What size drill bit do you think he used on the shop dummy for the “essentialsâ€? ”
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A 2 inch diameter hole punch bit works pretty good for me. Don’t forget to sand down the edges though, ouch!
Exactly,
There is no global pirate conspiracy called the “Disciples of The Flying Spaghetti Monster”.
We do not have a giant meatball that needs to be strapped down with ropes to inhibit its strange tendancy to float away.
Beastly Rich doesn’t have a cellar let a stockpile of weapons grade Uranium.
Please try and remember these things guys.
Ahhh, now it all makes sense!
Thanks Captain.
Ramen
Those are a lot of things to remember.
I think we got away with that one guys.
It’s a good job I’m posting this in the secret group rather than the public CoFSM site where the graphless ones might see it.
RAmen.
Oh Bugger.
@Nick - should Thumper use clingwrap? I tried to use a bog roll insert once. Of course I couldn’t fit, it was far too small (hahahaha). I suspect Thumper would rattle if he used a 2″ dia hole.
BTW Nick. Didn’t you once post as Nick the Bible Thumper? It wasn’t you playing silly buggers was it ;)
“When I remember where I saved it I’ll either send you the links or stick ‘em on the group.”
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“What group would that be Alchemist?”
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“What group?”
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“What group?
I concur???”
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“It’s a good job I’m posting this in the secret group rather than the public CoFSM site where the graphless ones might see it.”
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I feel really left out. I have graphs… And feelings, sniff, sniff.
@Coleoptera
No need to feel left out. Send email to notchemung@gmail.com, and one of the FSM deciples will intoduce you to the inner circle of FSM world domination connspirators.
Coleoptera,
How can you feel left out of a non-existent global pastafarian conspiracy?
The disciples of the flying spaghetti monster is a myth.
Even if they ever existed [which they didn’t] no one has heard of them for centuries.
But if such an organisation existed [ridiculous] you’d probably do something like send an e-mail to a mysterious address [it wouldn’t be that and would never work].
If I was asked to guess what the non-existent e-mail address of an non-existent religious sect might be, I’d probably guess something like:
touchmewithhisnoodlyappendage@yahoo.com
But enough silliness.
YAARR DEEE HAAR HAR!!!
I’m depressed!
no one ever answers my posts:(
What is this inner circle?
Am I missing something or is this Bush fella the scum of the earth:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6332555.stm
Sorry to barge in, but this is the FSM War protest thread after all.
Yup, Captain, a fool and his taxpayers’ money are soon parted.
HELLO $2.8 Trillion people.
$2.8 Trillion is officially a lot of money.
I wouldn’t let that guy have $2.8 - unless he was going to the bar and someone accompanied him.
Come on America, what do you people think you’re doing!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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