Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
No one wants this war to be going on but, without sacrifice there can be no gain. Stop protesting the war for it is not going to help but only lessen the morale of our soldiers over seas. None of you have the slighteset clue about what is occuring across the ocean, only your liberal pussy views to make you think you’re right. The United States is not drafting soldiers, every man and woman over seas voluntarily stepped up to defend his/her country. So stop protesting and start supporting our troops. Thank God our generations were not the ones around in 1941, because we’d all be speaking some Deutsch right now.
HAHAHAHA “NOODLES NOT NUKES”! YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING AWFUL. I HOPE WE NUKE AN IRAQI PASTA FACTORY. GO LICK OUT YOUR MOM!
This is so ridiculous it’s almost sad. All of you are having an anti/pro war debate on a made up religion’s web site! Am I the only one that finds this retarded? Another thing for all you anti/pro war people out there. Quit your bitching! As a soldier I have been there and none of you really have the right to an opinion since it is based on everything you’ve seen in newspapers, tv, magazines, hear-say, etc. For you pro-war people that have never served a day of your life in the military- SHUT UP and join so you can see first hand what ACTUALLY goes on over there and not what you’re spoonfed by the media. For the anti-war people whose only comments are ever “War is bad” with no real argument but what, again, the media spoonfeeds you- Our country was founded on kicking ass and you should probably move to France. HAHA kidding, but really everyone SHUT UP and, of course, Support the Troops damn it. Someone earlier posted that putting yellow ribbon magnets on your car is not supporting the troops and I agree. Can we stop with that? I have something better you can do. Send the troops something of substance in Iraq, like Maxim or cigarettes. Thanks
Incredible? Jan 18th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
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“Am I the only one that finds this retarded?”
Pretty much, yeah!
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Have you read any of the posts about this on the other active threads.
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Why can’t we have a debate?Can’t people have opinions? Can’t we express them?
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Do you really think you have the right to tells us to SHUT UP? Bugger you mate. We’ll say what we damned well want on our own site. If it offends you then fuck off somewhere else.
RAmen
@ Incredible?
We don’t have a right to our own opinion?
Grow the F**k up sonny!
I’m anti Irag war, I support the troops, not this assnine war!
I’ve stated my Military credentials, somewhere else in this thread.
It takes a lot! A lot! To piss me off, but when some snot nose jar head thinks he’s going to tell me what to think.
I guess it’s on! Go back to your Sergent, tell him you’ve just dissed a Superior.
And apologize to him for your overgrown self confidence.
You little ragass dick head.
Alchemist
Whoa Alchemist.
Thats about ten times in the last two days, we’ve posted the same thing at the same time?
Whoa!
HAHAHAHA - I really starting to think I’m somebody else. I’ll be selling Miracle Water soon.
For the Pastafarian Scholar this is truely a connumdrum. On the one hand his tangle of noodles represents chaos in the universe and can be seen as the symbol of war, on the other hand from the chaos comes his noodley appendage, a single point of truth, a sole purpose shining through the fog of noodles, a representation of peace and harmony, for it is the single appendage that spawns the miracle not the tangle of noodles, we therefore must conclude that his power lies in peace and not war.
@Alchemist and PP-off
Looks like you pair could be in love…ain’t that sweet.
What is the FSM view on same sex marriage? All for it I’m guessing.
Try reading the 8 condiments…
Thumper Jan 18th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
@Alchemist and PP-off
Looks like you pair could be in love…ain’t that sweet.
What is the FSM view on same sex marriage? All for it I’m guessing.
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Spot on Thumpie, FSM could give a crap who you kiss.
And right again, Alchemist and myself have been emailing “hot and heavy”
for a while now. I’m thinking of leaving my wife and kid for him.
Love is like that you know. I’ll hope that someday, you’ll know love.
Ramen
I’m fortunate enough to be dating a lingere model (tis true I’m afraid)…don’t lecture me on love.
@PP-off
Oops again…that’s “Lingerie”
Thumper Jan 18th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
I’m fortunate enough to be dating a lingere model (tis true I’m afraid)…don’t lecture me on love.
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I’m happy for you Thumpie, really I am.
I’m glad you know Love via a “Lingerie†model. (I corrected the spelling for you)
maybe you can have an FSM wedding?
I’ll wish you the best with that, glad to know you have someone.
May you be forever touched.
Ramen
@Thumper Jan 18th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
I’m fortunate enough to be dating a lingere model (tis true I’m afraid)…don’t lecture me on love.
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What does that fact that she is a lingerie model have to do with love?
@Coleoptera
Plenty!
@PP-off
Thanks for the spell check but you’ll note that again you are one step behind and somewhere side ways.
Thumper Jan 18th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
@PP-off
Thanks for the spell check but you’ll note that again you are one step behind and somewhere side ways.
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Thumpie, as I’ve already said. I think you just want to fit in here, I understand that.
Everybody needs to feel they fit somewhere. Earlier I suggested that you do try to do just that. And I see from your recent posts that you really are trying. Kudos, my friend.
I hold no ill will towards you, or your confused state of life.
Heck, I was young once myself, we all were.
I will again say that you are welcome here, but friend, before you think you can win a battle of wits against me, understand you first need ammunition, and second, you have to know how to use said ammunition. I give you credit for trying, I do!
But you’re just not there friend.
I really don’t know why you are so jealous of me?
I, like you, just want to fit in. I’m sorry you feel the need to try and attack me to better yourself or whatever?
But I can again tell you, you are failing miserably.
Just taste the noodles dude! Feel the pasta. Life is short, why spend it fighting a battle you can’t win? That’s just dumb.
Ramen
Thumper. A lingerie model? I hope you don’t judge people on looks?
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Was it supposed to make us think: “Oh, woe is me. Thumper is not only intelligent but must be sooo good looking too. For he is dating a lingerie model. Oh, how inadequate are we poor, sad, Pasta driven peons.”
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Or maybe: “I, the great Thumper, am so insecure that I feel I must inform all of you who do not give me the respect I deserve, nay, demand, that I am better than you. Worship me, you fools!”
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What type of lingerie model Thumper. Y-fronts? Not that that’s a problem. Peter Popoff and I were talking about this in bed last night (no mean feat, given the thousands of miles involved :)). We think you’re a bit insecure, sexually. Embrace your sexuality Thumper. Accept you for who you are!
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We’ll be there for you.
In love of the Pasta
Alchemist XXXXX
First of all, rats. I thought Thumper was the character from Diamonds Are Forever:
http://home.no.net/teh007/diamonds/film_diamonds.htm
[Right hand picture in the third row of stills in the block at the bottom].
So that’s my fantasy killed.
Second, Alchemist I think Thumper might mean ’shop dummy’ rather than ‘model’…
If she’s model perhaps she was told to get a rabbit and got Thumper.
Ho Ho.
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