Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
FSM has never said anything for OR against war.. He is indifferent and omniscient and will allow us to fight, then fight about whether we are fighting or not, for He knows this is the unfortunate truth of the psyche of humanity, his unintelligent creation.
All of you: Claiming that He is on YOUR side is the same foolish naivety that christians have, when they claim to know what god wants and says, and argue about it.
As far as I’m aware the good prophet and messiah HENDEROB is the only one in recorded history to have been directly enlightened. If we have not received instruction on an issue from him, then let each man decide his position on that issue for himself. PLEASE do not allow yourselves to turn on each other, we have all been touched by the noodly one’s flapping appendage!
Most of all PLEASE do not use the great FSM’s name to back up your views, unless it can be shown clearly to all, from the gospel, and without doubt, that His position is the same as yours. Just assume he’s not willing to lift an appendage because he DOESN’T CARE. He’s too busy partying with strippers and beer, and if anything the war will allow His followers to hasten their journey to party with Him. But people should be able to protest the war without being attacked for it, thats the 1st amendment i believe. If you are that agressively FOR the war that you need to attack the protesters, then join the army and HELP fight the fight.
I see the beginnings of dissent amongst good believers here, simply because of a tiny, trifling, issue like the pro/anti war debate. A schism in the church so soon after its re-founding would be TRAGIC!
Accept that they are YOUR beliefs, just yours, FSM doesn’t give a noodly shit! If He did he would have made it clear to us all.
If you don’t want your loved ones to die in wars, you should’ve convinced them to get a safer job! Armies go to war, that’s what they’re there for. Hippies stay at home and protest that the president shouldn’t send our troops to war, that’s what THEY’re there for. Let the fighting stay overseas, don’t start civil wars over whether or not we should have wars, for fuck’s sake!
If you’re going to pretend that FSM has guided you on any issue, take up that issue to argue with OTHER (stupider) religions, don’t let’s get nasty with each other. Let us all bask in his warm, saucy, sweet-smelling aura together, and forget our differences. We all love a noodle
See southpark series 7 episode 1: “I’m a Little Bit Country” to understand further the futility of this debate.
PLEASE! I beg you all for HIS sake. Shiver me timbers!
[…] Nick Jones came up with this FSM money stamp. It covers up “In God We Trust” and replaces it with “In Pasta We Trust”. I like it. […]
good work…noodles not nukes!
You rock! As a military Pastafarian I have been exposed to massive ignorance towards the Church of FSM. If we can preach the word to enough people, perhaps His Noodly Appendage will touch them, endowing them with the understanding that the pursuit of war is a trivial distraction from the Truth. Ramen!
noodles not nukes…..truer words have never been said
The FSM (all be blessed by his greatness) awaits the one mighty and strong who will lead us. We must continue to strive for a national homeland for all Pastafarians. What the FSM (all be blessed) has given us is written on the clouds and cannot be denied. We Pastafarians are people of tolerance, love and peace but will not subvert our beliefs to the laws of any state or nation. The day is coming when our persecution will become to great for us to bare. It is then that we will witness the return of the great FSM (all be blessed) and the streets will run red with the blood of the anti-pastafarians.
These are dark times for us my fellow Pastafarians and I await the second coming of the FSM (all be blessed).
- Johnny Corvette, enlightened seer of the divine truth
as was stated in the video on the main page, FSM is a kind God. Unlike many other religions, no one has been killed in his name. His sauceyness does not condone killing,.. he just loves everybody
Fear not mortals. For all will be well.
Let this day be a day of celebration!
On this day, you shall only eat spaghetti and pasta, for all meals and snacks…
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I must not interfere with the war, because those who help others help themselves.
Ramen.
@ el tee
Thats RAmen!
Sorry, my noodly appendage slipped on my great keyboard of noodlyness.
do not put words into his noodlyneses “mouth”. and this war is necacary in some way. an example is how america is no longer being attacked by terrorists.
Yep, no more attacks on American soil.
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Unfortuately though, it hasnt stopped the deaths of American, Iraqi or British soldiers, various Red Cross and UN humanitarian service workers, Iraqi MPs, Iraqi civilians, not to mention preventing the bombings in London, Bali, and Jakarta.
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Then of course, there is the complete loss of respect for the US, British, and Australian governments, the incredible anti western hatred that has been stirred up, the increasing radicalism of Palestinian and Iranian governments, and effectively breaking the credibility of the UN when the ‘coalition’ completely ignored it.
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It really depends on whether you judge it to be worthwhile.
“do not put words into his noodlyneses “mouthâ€. and this war is necacary in some way. an example is how america is no longer being attacked by terrorists.”
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And by the same logic one could say that: The Vietnam war was a necesary war evidenced by the fact that America was no longer being attacked by the Japanese!
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The “Fight them over there so that we don’t have to fight them over here” argument is one of the most offensive in all of the war dialogues!
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Do you really take comfort in the idea that thousands of civilians (and Americans) have died in a land far away, in order that our terror threat level not get moved from yellow to red?
young-republican, you need to wake up to yourself.
Your delusion is thorough and complete. You need to go through a program of deprogramming, a ration of rationalism and a meal of good spaghetti.
Please take your hate mongering war attitudes somewhere else, for your Orwellian hate-speech and double talk are not for the peaceful forum of the Great FSM (all praise!), but the dustbin of antiquated prehistoric attitudes.
You people are splitting us!!!
Thats baaaaaaaaaaaad karma
RAmen
Xero
I want everyone who is pro-war to listen to this. How many times have you had to wrench yourself away from the sound of your brother’s voice, knowing that it may be the last time you ever talk to him. How many times have you had to watch your sister succumb to insomnia, because the nightmares of her brother being disintigrated won’t let her sleep. How many times have you watched your mother cry as she prayed, hoping god would protect her child. Until you can say you have done these things, you have no say on the war. Yes, there are people who need to be stopped, people who would strap bombs to themselves in the name of a fanatical devotion, but why does it have to be at the expense of our soldiers’ lives. Are any of you pro-war people willing to step up and take my brother’s place on the front line, or the place of any other soldiers’? Remember this the next time you say you support the war. In America, we are guarenteed the right to LIFE, Liberty, and Happiness. How is it American to send our finest young men and women off to die?
RAmen, A Marine’s Brother, RAmen.
As someone who is a noodle-seeker, looking for the warm garlic-laden truth of existence, and not yet a seasoned believer, I wonder if I might be qualified to make an observation: I can’t but think all the bloodshed of war would best be done in tall sailing vessels on the high seas. I am thinking a large sturdy galleon, a sloop, or barring that a brig, or small frigate. That way one could could minimize civillian casualties, and maybe get to swing from the rigging onto the other vessel, and gennerally say nasty things to one’s adversaries whilst chenching a rusty knife between one’s teeth. Oh, the seafaring glory!
Yarrr!
I quote bones:
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“If you’re going to pretend that FSM has guided you on any issue, take up that issue to argue with OTHER (stupider) religions, don’t let’s get nasty with each other. Let us all bask in his warm, saucy, sweet-smelling aura together, and forget our differences. We all love a noodle.
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See southpark series 7 episode 1: “I’m a Little Bit Country†to understand further the futility of this debate.
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PLEASE! I beg you all for HIS sake. Shiver me timbers!”
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Come on, if FSM said anything pro/anti war, he would let everybody know by now. In very clear English (so we may translate for those who don’t know English).
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Sometimes “reading between the lines” and “I’ll just leave some argument here cos there’s this ‘leave a reply’ thingy” doesn’t work.
@A Marine’s Brother Dec 18th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
‘How is it American to send our finest young men and women off to die?”
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RAmen Marine’s Brother
May your brother return home safely, and when he does, may he be able to move on from the horrors he’s no doubt had to witness and face.
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