Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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*pinches Wonderkin’s ass in a highly lewd manner while shaking her bossom suggestively*
Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw on youtube, was a girl doing a bunch of slurping, and ducking her head, over and over, very rythmically… went on for quite some time, lots of buildup, suddenly the camera pans down… to her plate of Noodles! The FSM is definitely global!
Hi everyone!
Nice one, St Arrrrrgyle! I am sure pirate attire is very gay :)
This has been fun, huh?
My daughter works with handicap adults, she says that when a person has had a brain injury they have a tendency to curse and are easily upset and get overly angry for no reason. That could be a possible explanation for our young hater guy. Of course that doesn’t explain the atrocious grammar and spelling. Or the fact that he is unable to comprehend satire and parody.
Brain injury near the area that stores your ability to process grammar and spelling? Maust also be close to the sexual imagination center too, either that or the poor thing was injured before he could have much fun. I gave him so many little tools to try to help him along! K-Y even tried. We shall simply have to raise a beer for him and hope the FSM cracks a beer goggled eye in his general direction soon, that he may someday get laid.
UR A FUCKIN FAGGOT YOU FUCKIN FUCK….thought I’d try it. FSM hater seemed to like it. I think I hurt my smart though. As a special note to future trolls, please have some good comebacks and insults.
And homosexuality as an insult? That’s new. I can copy and paste troll work too! Wait…..fuck a dog. yup. Just did it. With fsm’s dog.
Poor puppies! Hey K-Y! You need to team up with Viscous Lido if you’re going to let these trolls mess around with poor defenseless animals! Let a little of the lido seep thru the condom too, so the troll doesn’t have any fun either, that’ll teach them to leave Fido alone!
Always gotta mess with a bitch!
Wench Cyka
Defender of Rushin Puppies
They’re always Rushin,
‘Cause a Troll’s Always After ‘Em
oops…..i meant fsm hater’s dog. well, it really did hurt me smart to talk like the hater.
@B□□ty
“I am sure pirate attire is very gay”
Jack Sparrow is hawt.
And fun it is, me wench.
*lisps* seems like a nice boy, d’ye think he’s a bit young for me?
@ St. Arrrrgyle
Aye, an’ ‘e fills out those pants in a fine manner, ‘e does!
Meow!…
@ Pasta Ninja - “As a special note to future trolls, please have some good comebacks and insults.” Don’t hold your breath! :) You’ll be waiting a long while…*sighs* So little fun for us!
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@ everyone - I wish I had more time to play here these days. I miss the fun, frolic and brain stimulation. But, being in school is taking more time and energy than I’d thought it would…*sighs again*
@ Ships Cat - Woooowwww!! I’m here at the same time you are! How are you my purple-haired feline friend?
@RW - long time! Wow I haven’t been here much, finally just getting on the last week or so. How is school? My new job is taking up too much of my time…I think it may be time to retire so I can enjoy long posts.
OMFSM! Hahahahahahaha…
Hope FSM-Hater felt a little better once the medication kicked in again. :p
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Ships Cat
Hellooo kitty :)
@ IB - OMFSM it really has been a long time! School is great - thanks for asking! But wow it’s intense. We are being pushed at every level. When we get into the deep tissue stuff it will be *really* intense. I know what you mean about retiring so you can enjoy long posts! I really do feel like I am learning some thing very important though. It’s powerful what massage can do for people.
Hi Rowdiest Wench and Iron Bess :)
Good to see you both out and about….have missed you both at church :p)
@WN & RW - I have to dash because my ride is waiting. But being a person who gets massages on a regular basis, I must agree whole heartedly. It is the best thing, next to sleeping and eating chocolate! R’Amen
@ Wench Nikkiee - Thanks! I should have said “hi” to you in my last post. I meant to, but my brain is not fully functional today! I’ve missed being here.