Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Worked up, hmm, let’s just look at the last dozen posts, k punkin? Who has used the most profanity? Who has done the most online equivalent of SHOUTING? Who has been abusive? Heack, I’ve been sitting here giggling, although I do have one heck of a headache today, which is why I am on the comp when I should probably be getting something else done. But hey, saw you all wound up and thought, this little butt-nugget might be good for a smile or two. For that much I will say thanks, but I am glad that you, by your usage of such slang as “mum” obviously do not live in my country. Wherever you are, it does my heart good to feel fairly certain you’ll never have enough money to come here.
May His Sauce Be Upon You
In Cheeses Name
RAmen!
I’d still like to help though.
BLOODY YANKIES LMAO….. KEEP TYPING………….. PLS
aw…he was a cute troll…..even if he was noisy.
fsm-hater-wenchloves anal Oct 11th, 2007 at 9:23 am
dumbasses.
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Wow, a non-caps reply?
FSM hater has bloody yankies? stop tuggin on yer noodle and get a wench!
I Love you FSM-HATER.
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I almost forgot, i’m from The Netherlands, altough your underdeveloped brain would probably only understand if I told you that it is the “Land of the Legal Weed.”
omg wow non caps isnt that amazing??????????? OMFG QWOWOWOW LOOK HOW EASILY AMAZED YOU ARE OMG WOWOW,,, JUST PROVES HOW DUMB YOU ARE WOWOWOW OMFG LOOK AT THE A DUMBASS RELIGIOUN THAT BELIEVES IN FUCKING NOODLES WOW….. THERE ALL DUMB HERE WOOOHOOO LOOK AT ME I FIT IN… GET A FRIGGIN LIFE I LOVE ERUPTIONS IN HEAVEN
K-Y JELLY
Until The FSM Enlightens You May Your Parmesean Always Be Bitter, May Your Mozzarella Always Be Dry and Extra Stringy, And May Your Noodles Be So Soft They Slide Right Through Your Collander! oh, and May Your Beer Always Be Flat and Tasteless as, as… the truly Damned Stale Warm Coors Light!
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Thought I’d give the Wrath thing a try for a change
YOUR LOVE MIGHT BE RETURNED IF YOU TELL ME HOW FUCKING STUPID THESE PPL ARE…. OH AND BTW HOLLAND IS A FUCKIGN MESS THE WHOLE AREA CITIES VILLAGES … THERE ALL FUCKING STONE AGE FUCKING SHIT VILLE’S
@fsm-hater
I wasn’t amazed because you talked without Caps on, I was amazed because we learned you to behave a little bit more sensible that quikly.
I have a live, it involves teaching you to leave Caps alone.
ERUPTIONS SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR
GET YOUR SLIMEY ASS DOWN TO THE SUPERMARKET.
AND FUCK A NOODLE
Holland Stone Age? may i remind you that around 90% or more of the big Canal projects are in our hands? As well as that we actually had massive green energy before any other country’s?
And i don’t think they had internet in the stone age… so why am i here?
Ok, Pulling inspiration from The Life of Brian….
But How do we Fuck a Noodle?!?
Hi FSM-HATER,
I hope you return my love, that would be nice.
I can’t say these people are all that stupid, for the simple fact that you and I are at least two of these people.
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That doesn’t change my love for you though.
Please return my love, and we shall have some slammin’ man on man sex.
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Your Friend in lust.
PS I’ll bring the lube.
As well, i’ve just been to the supermarket, got some peppernuts and Speculaas, really tasty. they belong to a holiday called Sinterklaas, and every other country has Santa, which is basically a rip-off.
@ K-Y
Hey! How’d you get off my dresser?!?
k-y SHUT THE FUCK UP GO AND FUCK YOUR MUM, GO GET A FUCKING WOMEN FAGBOY.
2 ASK YOUR MUM IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK A NOODLE…. SHE SEEMS TO KNOW PRETTY FUCKING WELL…. YOUR ALL HERE ARNT YOU? AND ERRUPTIONS IF I WANTED A FUCKIGN TALLY OF HOW MANY ”AMAZING” FUCKIN DAM PROJECTS THERE ARE I WUDA JUST GOOGLED IT. STOP CHATTIN SHIT, FUCK OFF OR FUCK A NOODLE GAYBOY.