Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Point proven: Caps make you look like a dumbshit.
Which part? the careful exam or the dickmunching? both can be good for a giggle. But remember, it’s not good to talk with your mouth full!
I THINK CHATTING WITH YOU OBSURDLY IDIOTIC IDIVIDUALS HAS FINALLY MADE ME REALIZE HOW YOU CAN WORSHIP THIS NOODLE SHIT. IF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT I WROTE. IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT ALL YOUR MOTHERS WHOREING HERSELF TO FUCKING SEA CREATURES PAID OFF, AND THAT ALL OF YOU STUPID ANAL RINGS HAVE COME TO PASS. YOU ARE ALL INCABABLE OF LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE THUS MEANING. YOU WILL ALL FAIL IN LIFE, SEX, FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING ELSE…. EVEN TRYING TO COPY YOUR BRAINLESS PEDO OF A MOTHER. FISHY FREAKS
@fsm hater. wow. What a poignant statement to make. I am amazed at the quality of your deep contemplative transcendence. If only we all could aspire to be as one with the great Jeebus; we would be remarkable beings of pure enlightened thought. Or is your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic mind not able to comprehend the words I have entered into this reply? Obvious evidence indicates that your binary intellect quotient is 110. Unfortunately, that is a relatively base number in binary. I just thought I would inform you of this on the off chance you do not know what binary is. May you be lynched by His noodley appendage.
I simply do not see how a person who has sexist comments in his name and every single post, can possible expect us to beleive him if he insults us. Ohh and by the way, if there’s a mental center nearby, maybe you should go there fsm-hater. There’s bound to be a person retarded enough to be your friend.
@fsm-hater-CUNTISHPEOPLE.
ahahaAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOUR A FUCKING DICK.
Thank you, coming from an obnoxious cunt like you that means a lot.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MATE LMAO IM FUCKING CRACKIN UP HERE LMAO… QUOTING SHAKESPEAR…
That’s not a Shakespeare quote you idiot. If you read a book which had more than just pitchers in it you might know that.
WELL ARNT YOU JUST FUCKIN AMAZING LMAO1!!!!!,
Err…Thanks I thought you were going to be insulting again.
I JUST LOVE YOU PPL YOU CUSS ME FOR BEING ILLITERATE AND CHILDLIKE?
No we just like top pint out the facts you illiterate child. If you disagree with that statement then show me how I’m wrong. You just throw out a load of random insults and make stupid comment that I stopped doing when I was 7.
HOWEVER YOU ALL BELIEVE IN A FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI FUCKING PILE OF WANKSTAIN LMAO…. EVEN CHILDREN WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT
Do you know what a parody is? No, that’s because you are educational sub normal.
…. AS FOR YOU PLUTO..YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND NOT MONITER THIS SITE 24/7 PRICKHEAD.
Thanks but I already have one. That’s why I spend my time with my friend rather than being an obnoxious shit. You do know what friends are? I take it you have had some right?
BY THE WAY I HAD BOTH YOUR SISTERS, IRENE AND WANKALELLA,
And you managed to get both names wrong well done you fucking liar. I will restate: the closes you’ve come to pussy is your mums. I know you must miss it but don’t take it out on us!
THERE BOTH BUTT UGLY … ID RATHER FUCK YOUR MUM,
Sorry but she has standards. Not to worry I’m sure one day you’ll meet a woman desperate enough to take your money for sex.
BUT FUCKIT. WANKER FUCKING LITTLE NOODLE MUNCHING FUCKING HOMO BELIEVEING LITTLE DICKFACES THAT SHUDNT BE ALOUD TO GO TO THE ZOO COS YOUR ALL SO FUCKING UGLY.
What the fuck are you talking about? Of cause I believe in homosexuals I’ve seen your posts
I NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF OUR TALKS.
—————————–CONCLUSION———————————————————-
NOW, LETS LOOK AT THIS AS IT IS. OK
1. YOUR ALL FUCKING GAY
Ask my ex. Bye the Bye have you ever even kissed a girl? And tucking your dick between your legs and kissing the mirror won’t cut it
2. YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AS A GOD….
When the fuck have I ever said that? Once again look up parody num nuts.
WHICH LETS FACE IT PROVES THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO AND I MEAN NO INTELLIGENCE
I have: 4 GCSE’s, 5 C&G’s, Btect level 3 maths, NVQ level 2&3 and an HNC. Proves I’m no idiot. What about you?
3.PLUTO I FUCKED YOUR FAMILY
NO you didn’t. Your clearly a sexual frustrated virgin closet case, as show by you knowledge and pre-occupation with homosexual sex acts.
4.YOUR ALL SO WOUND UP AT ME POSTING THIS IT PROVES YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
No it proves you have nothing better to do then be a hatful little shit. I just like taking the piss out of you. You just seem too stupid to realise that
SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? WELL ILLL TELL YOU FUCKING STARCH WHORES. THE REASON YOU SAY OHHH YOU SPELL INCORECTLY IS BECAUSE YOUR MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING?
No it because you spell incorrectly retard. Shows you’re too stupid to even use a spell checker! HAHAAHA God that is stupid
WHAT COULD IT BE?? WELL BECAUSE YOUR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED AND BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE
Parody!
(that means stupid for the more advanced noodle fucker)YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MY SPELLING IS BAD.
No we tell you your spelling is bad because it is really fucking bad! Once again to stupid to use a spell checker
BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT YOU MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT.
No, I’m pretty sure I’m right about most of what I say about you
AM I RIGHT? YES (no) SO I LEAVE YOU FINALLY WITH THIS ONE QUESTION.================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?
We have good educations and can insult you on the merits of what you’ve written not by make stuff up. See that makes you a liar.
As for the rest it’s the same old shit over and over again.
Pretending to be my mum? That would make you a liar too. See being a liar invalidates anything you have to say. You wouldn’t understand because it’s all to complicated for you isn’t it?
So what made you such a hatful little bastard? I mean other than the fact you too stupid to ever have a job/woman/life? Did daddy touch you up? Is that why you have a bad opinion of family life. If that’s how yours act no wonder your so fucked up.
But thanks for coming back, I did miss you. Your like a moth that justs keeps bumping into that light bulb arn’t you?
What does pasta have to do with sea creatures? Please, enlighten me, since you, oh great one who has mastered the caps lock key, are obviously the fountain of all wisdom from which I must drink! Now, if you can’t come up with something truly disgusting from that, I give up, you are truly too stupid to even be fun as a fundie. At least they can usually be worked up into showing their sickest fantasies. You my sad little caps lock loving creature are simply well, simple.
Although I did have shrimp alfredo last night…
AND HERE IT IS FOLKS…. THE PERFECT EXAMPLE. SO PASTA NINJA WHAT YOUVE JUST SAID IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT MUCH. YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HIGHER INTELLECT….. WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE RESPONSE OF ALL YOU NOODLE FUCKING PEDO’S. HOWEVER WHAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ANALLY RETENTIVE FREAKS HAVE FAILED TO MEANTION IS THAT YOU FUCKING BELEIVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AND CALL YOURSELVES PASTAFARIANS LMAO….. HOW CAN I TAKE YOU BLOODY NEEKS SERIOUSLY. AND YES DIPSHIT I DO KNOW WHAT BINARY IS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT BUGGERY IS? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU WERE BORN SPORT, SO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO FEED YOUR DOG, DONT FORGET HES BROBABLY YOUR FUCKING DAD BITCH.
YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE WENCH ….. O HOW ABOUT SHUTTIN THE FUCK UP AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A GOOD LITTLE FUCKTARD THAT YOU ARE.
IM NOT ACTUALLY HATEFUL, I JUST FIND IT SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT YOU FUCKHEADS ARE ACTUALLY GETTING SO WORKED UP AT THIS, BECAUSE IM ”CUSSING YOUR GOD” AND APPARENTLY DONT HAVE ENOUGH INTELLECT ….LMAO… LISTEN TO YOUSELVES YAPPER OVER THIS…. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I THINK YOU MIGHT ALL BE SPECIAL NEEDS?
Wow maturity! You’ve surpassed yourself there, sweetheart. Oh, and, for the love of pasta and my eyes, turn your caps lock off. It’s 1/16th of an inch. Is that too much to ask?
“Buggery is how you were born”
erm - no - not even remotely - that just doesn’t work - trust me, I am a nurse!
I’m also begininning to think you’re incapable of reading, or the word ‘parody’ would’ve sprung out at you several times. Don’t worry. I’ll pray that His Noodly Appendage reaches your poor, lost soul.
@ fsm hater….what sport am i? Just curious. And how does one “brobably” fuck a dog? Have you invented this past time?
OK - I will say this really slowly so you can catch it….
it is all a joke to get back at silly fundamentalists.
Got that?
fsm-hater, have you forgotten about the part in which you visited the church of the flying spaghetti monster and started posting? You are in our church website now, so instead of shutting up because we beleive, I think it is rather more logical to tell people who do not beleive to shut up, don’t you think?
I’m here to help.
LMAO. STUPID FUCKERS. READ THIS—–ALL RELIGIOUN IS BOLLOCKS … BY THE FUCKIN WAY. WHO WROTE THE BIBLE? MAN , WHO WROTE THE FSM? MAN… AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAN DO? CHAT SHIT? SO IN EFFECT YOUR SAYING THAT THE PERSON THAT MADE UP FSM IS GOD THEN? AND HOW DID THIS PERSON COME ACROSS TO KNOW WHAT GOD IS? LMAO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. TALK TO ME WHEN YOUVE GOT A POINT ASSHOLE
NOW TELL ME IM WRONG YOU FUCKIGN IDIOTS…. LOVE IT HOW YOUR LIKE ”OHHHHHHHH MY IQ IS 140 MINE IS 135 OHHH MINE IS 188” BUT YOU STILL CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC THINGS…LMAO 1 QUESTION ARE YOU ALL COLOR BLIND….. OR IMPARED IN SOME WAY…. ITS GOTTA BE A FACTOR…. OH OH OH WAIT I GOT IT YOUR ALL AMERICAN….
I’m English.
Hi!
*Booty waves*
dumbasses.