Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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HAHAA PLUTO, YOU SEE IF PLUTOS FUCKING SLUT OF A BITCH MUM HAS COME FORTH. LOVIN IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOU SHIT AHAH
fsm-hater-CUNTISHPEOPLE.
What’s wrong with YOU? God is a fucking noodle. Please check again in your Holy Bible :-D
Oh right - OK - I am not sure I understand why my mum having sex with a goat has any effect, as the genes are incompatible, so therefore I must be the result of sex with the milkman as I suspected, but thanks - and that may explain why I like goats cheese so much! :D
I am glad my mum had a good time - I hope the goat did too!
He can’t read, Zeratul! :(
Where has everyone gone :(
No fair! ;)
@FSM-Hater
I think your caps lock is on.
Captain W - Ahahahaha!
What happened to the guy with the tranq darts? Wasn’t he supposed to hit fsm-hater by now? I mean really! He should be happily drooling by now! So much research went into good medicines for things like Tourrette’s syndrome, although before finding this wonderful wensite I never knew this disorder had spread so rampantly to typing, nor that holding down the shift key had become as big a tic as profanity! Wow, you really do learn something new every day! Thank you fsm-hater! Who needs to go to the zoo when there are lovely people like you willing to come here and provide those of us stuck in our houses and bored with such joyous entertainment! But please, could you work a little harder on the imagery? Really now, I think you could come up with something much more creative than simple beastiality references and “I did your family!” Come on! Break out some power tools! Try something new! Here, here’s a nice shiny new phallic power-drill with a slimy, pre-moistened cum-covered bit! Can you try just a little before your mommy finds out you snuck on her computer again, huh? please? Hurry, that might just be your Ritalin in her purse!
Booty
Oct 11th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Oh right - OK - I am not sure I understand why my mum having sex with a goat has any effect, as the genes are incompatible, so therefore I must be the result of sex with the milkman as I suspected
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My dad must be the same milkman then :) See, I KNEW we were related somehow!
DUDE I GOT CAPS LOCK ON…. NOT HOLDING DOWN SHIFT YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT. AND 2. YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP PRICKBOY WHAT YOU SAY HAS NO VALIDITY FOR YOU AS A PERSON HAVE NO FUCKING VALIDITY . DICKMUNCH
Please understand that while people talking properly might not have something better to say, but more people do beleive them.
for example, if you didn’t know anything about a subject, what would you beleive?
A. The Islam is very peaceful, and we would never harm ourselves or others.
B. MOSLIMZ D0 ALWAIS B00M AND ARE FOCKTARDS AND SOCK AND OMGROFLMAOBBQPIRATE
I think i’d beleive A, so please, for the sake of suicidal terrorists, KEEP AWAY FROM CAPS.
Ramen
PS: It is indeed true that wenches love it anal, but please, don’t think we haven’t got any education about how to do those thing.
you love eruptions in heaven…….AHAHAHA THAT MEAN YOUR FUCKIN GAY TOO PRICKHEAD?, ISLAM HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FSM. THE BOTTOM LINE IS…. YOU BELEIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE… WHY CANT YOU FUCKIGN SEE HOW BLOODY RETARDED YOU ARE…. LMAO FREAKS.
@RDPW - Yay! I knew it!
Let’s have some chocolate to celebrate :)
What do you believe in FSM-hater?
Enlighten us!
ALL RELIGIOUN IS BOLLOCKS … BY THE FUCKIN WAY. WHO WROTE THE BIBLE? MAN , WHO WROTE THE FSM? MAN… AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAN DO? CHAT SHIT? SO IN EFFECT YOUR SAYING THAT THE PERSON THAT MADE UP FSM IS GOD THEN? AND HOW DID THIS PERSON COME ACROSS TO KNOW WHAT GOD IS? LMAO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. TALK TO ME WHEN YOUVE GOT A POINT ASSHOLE
While dickmunching is fun, I refer you to the “wench” above. That would be what is known as a title. Around here, pirates are generally male, and wenches are generally female. At least that is how they care to be seen. As I have seen four kids pop out of me, I was female, at least the last time I checked. I guess I’ll have to give it some serious, careful examination again after I am done with that tasty snack of dick, however. Thanks for the suggestion. Dick! It’s what’s for breakfast!
No - I am sorry - you have lost me with that shouting and ranting - do try again…
Ooh - good plan Cyka - I’ll do that later too :)
POINT PROVEN.. DUMBSHIT