Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Oh my FSM! - who forgot to take their medication?
Why oh Why don’t I have access to Jingles Patented Fuckwit Finder when I need it - I think we have a winner!
Yes! That’s what I wanted. Yes having an IQ of 140 does get me off. As does coming up with proper insults you fucking juvenile. “TITFACE” my god you wound me deeply! What’s next “Mr Poo-Poo head”? You must be the funniest one at your play group! Are they ever going to teach you how to use your own fucking language properly?
If you fuck my sister tell me her name, I’ve got 2 so you’ve got a better chance of getting one of them right.
Oh but I can’t blame you of lying about that, after all the closest you’ve got to pussy is when you came out of your mums!
Still haven’t shown me what’s so smart about you. Been to collage? Finished school? Started it yet?
As predicted your comeback has indeed made you look even more retarded, but don’t stop now you’ve really made my day.
Come on lets have a good comeback! I’ll make it fair and do one in the style of you: fsm-hater-DICKWADS ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE DOG TURD’S IN THE STREET WHAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG TURD. (notice I left out the ‘?’ just like you). COS I SWARE I STEPPED IN YOU THE OTHER DAY YOU STUPID CUNT!
Face it, you fucking clown shoes.
PS use space’s to serrate word you illiterate fuck.
Oh and well done on changing your name when I pointed out you were callin yourself a dickwad. Show the capacity to learn.
Come on bitch, I’m waiting!
Pluto, slow down and type correctly. no reducing yourself to this fucknozzle’s level. I however do have a number of descriptions to share with you: asshat, clown-rape, tosspot, genetic cul-de-sac, barely hominoid milk-fed gimp etc. And finally, fsm hater, I would ask how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
@Commodore Angryy- Oh man this was going to be a boring day at work with nothing to do and this twat comes along. It really has made my day. I want him to post again so I can dish out some more.
Assclown is a good one too :)
Hope your day is improving Pluto :)
I think fsm-hater’s nurse has come and taken the computer away for his nap time.
What’s wrong fsm-hater-PLUTOLOVESANALWITHMONKEYS? Nothing to say for yourself? No thought not! Pathetic, truly pathetic. Bet you family’s real proud of you? Gona show your mate the verbal bitch slapping I gave you? Do yourself a favour; Take 200 painkillers and put an end to you miserable excuse of a life.
I win! I ALWAYS WIN!
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@Booty- It is now booty, it is now.
@Pluto - please don’t encourage the young child. He is obviously off his medication and has missed a lot of grammar and spelling school.
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What do you English call someone like that? A Wanker?
Wanker, twat, numpty, fuck hole… take your pick.
But I want him back on here! It’s so much fun and he makes it so easy, I’d never tire of it.
But I get the feeling we won’t hear from him in a wile, he over extended himself.
Pillock - that’s a good one :)
Cock rash is a good one!
Puck: Cock Rash? Why doff thou refer to him thusly?
Oberon: Tiz cuss he is as welcome as a dose of clap!
(From A Midsummer Night’s Dream, by William Shakespeare)
I like Dickweed too :)
Ah - insults - such fun!
ahahaAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOUR A FUCKING DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MATE LMAO IM FUCKING CRACKIN UP HERE LMAO… QUOTING SHAKESPEAR… WELL ARNT YOU JUST FUCKIN AMAZING LMAO1!!!!!, I JUST LOVE YOU PPL YOU CUSS ME FOR BEING ILLITERATE AND CHILDLIKE? HOWEVER YOU ALL BELIEVE IN A FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI FUCKING PILE OF WANKSTAIN LMAO…. EVEN CHILDREN WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT …. AS FOR YOU PLUTO..YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND NOT MONITER THIS SITE 24/7 PRICKHEAD. BY THE WAY I HAD BOTH YOUR SISTERS, IRENE AND WANKALELLA, THERE BOTH BUTT UGLY … ID RATHER FUCK YOUR MUM, BUT FUCKIT. WANKER FUCKING LITTLE NOODLE MUNCHING FUCKING HOMO BELIEVEING LITTLE DICKFACES THAT SHUDNT BE ALOUD TO GO TO THE ZOO COS YOUR ALL SO FUCKING UGLY. I NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF OUR TALKS.
—————————–CONCLUSION———————————————————-
NOW, LETS LOOK AT THIS AS IT IS. OK
1. YOUR ALL FUCKING GAY
2. YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AS A GOD…. WHICH LETS FACE IT PROVES THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO AND I MEAN NO INTELLIGENCE
3.PLUTO I FUCKED YOUR FAMILY
4.YOUR ALL SO WOUND UP AT ME POSTING THIS IT PROVES YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? WELL ILLL TELL YOU FUCKING STARCH WHORES. THE REASON YOU SAY OHHH YOU SPELL INCORECTLY IS BECAUSE YOUR MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING? WHAT COULD IT BE?? WELL BECAUSE YOUR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED AND BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE(that means stupid for the more advanced noodle fucker)YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MY SPELLING IS BAD. BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT YOU MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT. AM I RIGHT? YES SO I LEAVE YOU FINALLY WITH THIS ONE QUESTION.================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?
sincerely,
your mum, pluto’s sisters, infact fuckit,
sincerely,
pluto’s family.
XXXXXXXXX
Oh my!
Hey - I am feeling left out - he hasn’t offered any “services” to my family at all! And I have 2 sisters and a brother!
I love the term “Starch whores” I am so stealing that!
Questions: What is wrong with being gay?
Do you know what “satire” means?
Do you know why sometimes what you type is in capitals (big letters), and sometime it is in lower case (small letters)?
How long have you been a fuckwit?
Cuntish people - ahahahaaaaa!
I lived in Kent for 8 years - why didn’t I think of that one?!!
DEAR PRICKPEOPLE, I UNDERSTAND THAT DUE TO YOUR INBREDNESS, AND YOUR PARENTS TRAILOR PARK FILTH. THAT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE WORLD. FOR SOME SUCH AS PLUTO IT IS TOO LATE…. SADLY HE WILL BE A DONKEYCRACK FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. IM AFRAID NO1 WILL GIVE A FLYING PILE OF ASS SPEW WEATHER ANY OF YOU DIE. SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOUR ALL REALLY REALLY SAD, YOU NEED TO GET LAID, YOU NEED TO GET A JOB, UNDERSTAND YOUR IN THE WORLD NOW , NOWNOW PLUTO ITS OK TO CRY LITTLE BITCH , LET IT OUT. ITS NOT OK TO BE A SOCIAL OUTCAST FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, BUT HEY! YOU ARE! OHHH? AS GOES FOR ALL OF THE FLEA ENFESTED DOG RIDDEN LITTLE SLUTTY MANGY AFTER CUM NOODLE EATING SHITES. I HOPE THAT PERHAPS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE PERHAPS HAD SOME FORM OF SPARK IN YOUR MINDS, LEADING TO WHAT MAY BE REFERD TO AS……”AN IDEA” NOWNOW DONT TRY TOO HARD …KNOWING YOU GUYS YOULL BLATENTLY DIE OF A FUCKING BRAIN HEMERIDGE. BUT FOR THOSE THAT DONT . REALIZE…. THAT WHAT YOUR ESSENTIALLY SAYING IS. THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE……
THINK ABOUT IT IN YOUR BRAIN FOR A WHILE….. HOW CAN A NOODLE MAKE SENE AS BEING A GOD… IF YOU CAN TELL ME THEN PLEASE FUCKING DO BECAUSE TBH I DONT SEE HOW ANY FUCKING NORMAL PERSON CAN MAKE A CONNECTION LIKE THAT.
your sincerely,
plutos cum ridden family of dykes.
Hello people.
Welcome to my cunt!! I am indeed Pluto’s mum, although he may deny it!! I would just like to apologize for the inconvience my child has caused on this website. To be honest with you, I raped him when he was 13 years of age and since then he has been impotent!! Hence why he spends most of his time surfing the net and reading Shakespeare!! Pluto darling, sorry you have to find out through this horrid website but I have indeed slept with fsm-hater. And I’m pregnant with his child which is why he wants to get rid of all my current children. I’m so sorry Pluto, I do love fsm-hater so I am going to have to give you and the children up. But remember my baby boy, Mummy always loves you!
Hope you understand me darling.
Thanks.
Love you FSM-Hater!!!!
See you next Wednesday for some sexy romps :P
xoxoxox
P.S. Noodles taste nice.
ill explain booty. THE REASON WHY YOUR A FUCKING BUTTMUNCH IS BECAUSE YOU MUM GOT FUCKED BY A GOAT. UNFORTUNATLY ON PEOPLE THIS EFFECT IS COMMON. YOU HAVE BUTTMUNCHANITUS.