Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
@fsm-HATER-CUNTISHPRICKPEOPLE Oct 9th, 2007 at 10:58 am
“SUCK MY TESTICLES YOU MEAT LOVING FREAKISH SPOTTY DOG FUCKING HOMO CHILD ABUSING MOTHERFUCKING UGLY BITCHES”
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Charles McMurry, it is you isn’t it? Oh Charlie, so glad you’re back. Did you bring any oars with you? Hope so coz we’ve run out :(
btw How long does it take you to come up with a sentence like that one? Couple of days? Lifetime?
ps. Why spotty dogs?
Does that refer to dalmatians and the like? is he on a Drusilla type kick with a beastiality flavor?
Hides Spot in the closet.
I have a great war idea… hand out free hard-boiled eggs at the bars closest to the local fundie churches on Saturday night! It’ll put the Fun back into Sunday morning! Praise the Lard!
WELL HELLO AGAIN YOU FUCKING PASTA BITCHES, THERE HAS BEEN MUCH ARGUMENT AS TO MY EDUCATION AND SPELLING. OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING RETARDED MEATHEADS ARE SO FUCKING BLINDED BY YOUR FUCKING RETARDED STUPIDITY THAT YOU FORGET THE MAIN ISSUE….
YOU…………… ARE………………..ALL………………….. ABSOLUTE……………. FREAKS. I JUST DONT UDERSTAND HOW YOU BUTTMUNCHES CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN A LOAD OF FUCKING NOODLES…. YOU SAY IM DUMB… WHEN YOU BELIEVE A LOAD OF NOOODLEEESSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH SERIOSULY YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. IM SO GLAD YOUR ON THIS EARTH … I SHOW ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO MY MATES … ITS RIDICULOUS… PRICKS!!! SO GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, SUCK YOUR DADS WILLY AND EAT YOUR OWN SHITE. GOOD NIGHT KNOB FUCKERS, AND NO NONE OF YOU KNOW ME PRICKS .. IM NOT MARC KNOLEHAM OR WHOEVER YOU THINK I AM. FUCKERS.
sincerely, with much love,
your mum.
XXXXXXXXXXXX
FUCKING KNOBCHEESES
FSM……………….. LMAO……………..YOU PPL NEED A SERIOUS LIFE LESSON ”HOW TO INTERGRATE WITH SOCIETY” NOT BE SOME FUCKING FATASS AMERICAN SPOTTY BUTTERS LITTLE BUTTMUNCHING ANAL DELUDED CUNTISH FOLK. THAT FUCKIGN LIVE IN A TRAILOR PARK EATING CORNED BEEF OUT OF THE TIN.
IM FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE HOE FUCKIN STUPID YOU ALL ARE!!! AHAHAAHAHAH
P.S. ENGLAND FUCKS UP YOUR PILEOFSHIT COUNTRY.
fsm-hater-DICKWADS? Sorry are you saying FSM haters are dickwads?
STILL WRITING IN CAP’S TO SHOW HOW ANGREY YOU ARE?
I also show your comment to my mate’s, differences is mine are real people not my stuffed animal collection.
“sincerely, with much love,
your mum.”
My mum posts on this site and could kick you arse into next week.
But thanks for coming, gives us someone to take the piss out of.
PS stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies onto us, it’s really creepy.
Oh bye the bye I am English and have an IQ of 140. How about you?
Pluto, I’d say he has an IQ of about 1,40. Not even able to construct a proper sentence.
@fsm-hater-DICKWADS
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Hahahahahahahahaha….you’re funny…but I see your caps lock key is still glued on with all your dribble.
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Oh and I’m an Aussie!
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage and come and of the closet.
“I SHOW ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO MY MATES”
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I forgot to thank you for spreading His Noodly Word.
Thanks :))
mmm, corned beef. i like corned beef.
Pluto, that’s not how you show true anger, you sho anger by filling a person’t light bulbs with napalm, assembling a car in their bedroom, whilst destroying their personal car by having thermite eat through the axles, and then proceeding to take a shit in their mittens.
Remember peoples, this man calls us freaks. Assuming that means he thinks he is the opposite of us, i will embrace my freakiness with open arms.
Come on! Where’s the witty comeback fsm-hater-DICKWADS? Come on, you want to impress your imaginary friends so bad, why aren’t you take us apart with you razor sharp intellect and mastery of the English language? Scared you’ll make yourself look more retarded than you do already?
…..WELL WELL WELL YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 140 DO YOU? ARE YOU FUCKING SURE FUCKTARD. COS YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE.
NUFF SAID.
I MUST SAY , GOD IS A PILE OF WANK, ITS JUST THERE TO HAVE POWER OF PEOPLE/ UNITE THEM. NOTHING ELSE. THERES NOT SOME FUCKIGN MAGICAL FUCKING NOODLE PIECE OF CHINESE SINGAPORE FUCKING SPECIAL FRIED SHIT.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ,AND WHO THE FUCK CALLS THEMSELVES ”PLUTO” OHHH LOOK AT ME IM COOL I FUCK MESELF SILLY EVERYNIGHT WOHOO! ENJOY YOUR 140 IQ TITFACE I HOPE IT GETS YOU OFF, ONE THING IS FOR SURE YOUR FUCKING SISTER GETS ME OFF MY NUT BITCH! (p.s tell her she left her bra here… is fucking not on .)
yours sincerely,
your mum
PLUTO ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE FREAKS OFF THE TELLY WHO HAVE A FACE LIKE A FANNY. COS I SWARE I SAW YOU ON TV YOU FUCKING FREAK
YOU DO DONT YOU PLUTO. AHAHAH
OH AND BY THE WAY, NO PROBLEM FOR SPREADING THE WORD, I ATE SOME NOODLES SHAT THEM OUT AND FUCKING SPREAD THEM ALL OVER PLUTOS MUM. IF THERE IS SUCH A THING AS NOODLY GOODNESS, PLUTOS MUM HAS HER BELL-END DING DONG OF A MONKEYS ARSE FACE COVERD IN IT.
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