Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
Commodore Angryy Sep 11th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
“Read a dictionary. it has dic in its name so you should enjoy it, faggot.”
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I don’t know about fsm hater, but that would not make it any more enjoyable for me.
Whoa! Lots of F-bombs! Does that feel better now, honey?
@ Aristotle.
Maybe he’s faggier than you. you said you were only 70%.
NOW HELLO AGAIN YOU FUCKING RETARDED AMERICAN FUCKMONKEYS, IM TIRED OF YOU FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCKING CUNT SUCKERS WHO BELIEVE A FUCKING BUNCH OF CRAP ASS NOODLE FUCKING SPAGHETTI CHOPSTIX SHIT….FUCKERS… NOW THE ONLY TRUTH HERE IS NOT” IS THERE GOD ,, ISNT THERE” NO THE TRUTH IS YOU R ALL FUCKING CUNTS AND WHORES.
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT .
PRICKS
sincerely your mum.
@ hater Wow, Mom, how’d you escape hell, again?? I thought they were going to chain you up well this time? Did they forget to let you dive into the volcano again? I will speak to management I promise. I know it’s really you, because only you could curse that much and that uninventively. I see being around all the other losers with the stale beer and whiskey hasn’t sharpened your tongue much. You should really try to work on that, there are so many grander, more disgusting ways to express yourself! Please try to hang around some of the smarter ones around you, and stay away from the fundies, they are as retarded as you made yourself by frying your brain on drugs, but thanks for leaving mine intact, since I’ve gotten great mileage out of it. Kisses
I’m English!
Oh, don’t make her think too hard, Mom fried her brains years ago. the only thing I ever saw her use regularly was much lower than that, so cut her some slack. Don’t try to confuse her with pointing out there’s actually a country with the same name as the language we speak. Just make hushing noises until the nice men with alcohol and white coats arrive!
@fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS
You want to try and control all that spitting and frothing at the mouth or you’ll ruin your keyboard. You’ve obviously already glued your caps key to “on” with all your dribble.
fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS Oct 6th, 2007 at 11:08 am (aka “sincerely your mum.”)
I take it, that you madam are a loving Christian?
Hi folks
First post here for me, but long time follower of the FSM
Just read through all the comments here, having missed this comment section before.
Interesting stuff people! Keep it up.
RAmen
@fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS. “sincerely your mum.”
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Hey mum, I wondered what you were doing on my PC the other night.
Can I have egg an chips for diner?
PS What’s a CUNTER?
HELLO YOU CUNT FUCKERS, JUST TO REMIND YOU TO EAT YOUR OWN BOLLOCKS (thats to each and every one of you) FUCKING ANAL LITTLE AMERICANS….. I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON ONE OF YOUR FUCKING DIPSHIT HOLY BEATBALLS… STUPID BITCHES
sincerely , your mum
(grans not home)
FUCKERS
PS . I DOTN BELIEVE IN SHIT ……….. THANK YOU AND SUCK MY TESTICLES YOU MEAT LOVING FREAKISH SPOTTY DOG FUCKING HOMO CHILD ABUSING MOTHERFUCKING UGLY BITCHES
EGG AND CHIPS IS ON THE TABLE BY THE WAY, DICKWADS.
Wow, I feel dirty.
WOW, I FEEL DIRTY
(now thats better)
@fsm-HATER-CUNTISHPRICKPEOPLE or should I call you Wayne?
Your message of hate is being diluted because your spelling and use of all capital letters is distracting.
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Let me guess, you are not american. I think that you should know that a lot of the pastafarians are located outside of america and are actually not american citizens. I do not want to name them all because I would not want to leave anyone out.
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If you don’t believe in anything, why do you care about pastafarians? What did you loose a girlfriend to a pastafarian?
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I would try and argue with you, but other than your seeming hatred, you have made no points.
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Do you realize that name calling is the last resort of a weak argument and you started with name calling? Looks bad for you, bud.
One last thing, I am very proud to be a cunt fucker and a vagitarian.
Wow…Mr Hater sure has a potty mouth? I wonder if that is what they teach them in Sunday School these days? I’m not sure if Mr Hater, is more of a hater of Pastafarians or a hater of Americans? I wonder if he knows that most of the people who come to this site aren’t Americans?
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Wherever Hater boy is from though, they should probably work on spelling and grammar in his school system. I know here in Canada, they really stress that, most especially when a person is trying not to sound like a total moron.
If someone cares to actually hate the FSM, does that mean Pastafarianism is getting somewhere? That way ’round we could avoid the obligatory slaughtering of thousands innocents to become a respected religion!
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