Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles - Not War
You can contact Nick here: nickeatspie@earthlink.net
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Way to go! Your not the only FSM war protester. Keep up the good work, and may his noodly appendage continue to bless you.
Ramen, me hearties! Spread the Good Word!
Duke
We in Iraq believe that the FMS is a Warlike being. If he was more active all conflicts would be thing of the past.
The FSM takes umbrage with anyone who believes that war and protests abide within its noodly being. FSM is a god of vengence who will not tolerate infidels to violate it’s existence. If the war is not fought in Iraq it will come to our shores. Wake up and accept that we are in a war
Ohhhh Landlubber,
Your use of the pirate vernacular is to no avail. In fact I think it is getting hotter in here as I type. FSM is a god of vengence? Where might ye have pulled this factoid? Me thinks it is likely out of your arse!
Have ye no concern of our noble commander in cheif’s plan to break with the 14 year old moratorium on testing nuclear weapons? In his ambition to test a new generation of bunker busting nukes? Just as we seek to bust the balls of Iran for it’s nuclear power ambitions? Nahh I don’t see any conflict of interest there!
As far as infidels go, we’re all infidels. An infidel is a non-believer. There are tons of belief systems that each of us don’t believe in, therefore we are all infidels, just depends on your point of view. christians and atheists both disavow thousands of gods, atheists just disavow one more god than christians.
What war is it that you are reffering to? War on Terror or War in Iraq? Oh how I love that you brought up the “fight them over there or we’ll have to fight them over here” argument. This argument sounds great if you are an American sitting in his comfortable spacious home, but what if you are an Iraqi? The Iraqi’s didn’t suffer enough under Saddam, so now they have to deal with OUR enemies in thier homeland? Such speech seems to indicate that you wish that all terrorists would migrate to Iraq so that we can quickly kill them there!
I can’t help wondering if Iraqis today are wondering “Gee I wish we could have been liberated by a country that didn’t have so many f*#&ing enemies”.
Lubber, I am quite awake, and realize that we are in a number of distinct and separate wars. Its your inability to distinguish these wars from each other that confounds me!
Please don’t claim to speak for FSM in the future.
Can’t we all just get along wet noodle smothered in tomato goodness and serve it with garlic bread? Arrrrrghhhh! Ramen
To protest the war is good….war is bad…people die…and that’s bad…Soldiers are good…thanking them for their service is good….becuase of their sacrafice you still have the right to a good war protest…did I mention war is bad???
And it is SO hard to slurp noodles when they are shooting at you. War must stop! It is interfering with dinner!
FSM please intervene in this senseless insanity! What do you MEAN you’re too busy cooking more apendages??
I am SO not getting any work done.
I happen to know the FSM on a very personable level, and from my vast experience with him I know it’s compltetly for war, any type of war. The FSM loves to watch and partake in mass bloodshed, especially of innocent people. The FSM controls the earth and what happens on it, and makes sure there is some kind of innocent life being lossed for some mundane reason through the history of the world almost consistently. I mean look he lets pirates control the earths temp. More pirates the more safe our earths temp. stays and pirates or known for their murdering, plundering, raping, stealing, and anything else all for the “booty.” A creater like that must love war.
oookay….first things first
landlubber, your title is apt
for a true pastafarian would know the eight ‘I’d rather you didn’t’s”
FSM specificially states that people should not be killed in his name. do your homework.
secondly, these people…..nate…who claim to know his noodlyness should, as stated above, do thier homework. if you had read the gospel, you would know that no murdering occurred by our hands, we just made a guy pee in his pants. this view is purely propaganda.
FSM is a peaceful pasta.
RAmen
we shouldn’t be at war???
did the noodleist followers forget about 9/11.
becuase i surely did not! let us support our troops, they are the home team right??? why would you rebel against your own country???
if you do rebel against the american way …..
THEN MOVE TO IRAQ
Oh god… It’s people like that who flew the planes INTO the towers. Anyway, what the hell did Iraq have to do with the 11th of september anyway?
Young Repub, you might think that your little yellow ribbon bumper magnet is all it takes to “support the troops”. I tend to think that the troops would prefer things like body armor and clean water. The best thing we can do to “support the troops” is to have policy and strategy that is grounded in REALITY. The reality that this administration has continuously disseminated through rhetoric and propaganda, has never matched up with the reality on the ground.
The Cheneyesque line that anyone who questions this war, or how it is waged, is unpatriotic, has worn quite thin. Blind alegiance is not patriotic. “Dissent is the greatest form of patriotism” - Thomas Jefferson.
If you would cut FOX news off for a second you might have come to realize that Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.
If our boys are the home team, then who is the away team? Why then are we playing at their stadium? Why the hell is this “game” in its 34th inning. Whats the score again? Damn, sports analogies really suck.
Were not rebelling against “the American Way”. Were rebelling against jackasses like you who claim that lying to the American people to start a war, propaganda, torture, new-age nukes, etc., are all apart of “the American Way”. They are not!
Thanks for playing, but please don’t claim to speak for America in the future.
Our Saucy master is peace loving… and totally against wars, especially the ones no one really knows the reason for, or that have no forseeable way to win, and cost money and man power for reasons too hard to explain… Ya, that isn’t what the FSM is about at all. Great to hear about the war protest, make noodles not war indeed.
Become a pirate, save the world. Arrrr.
you are not not the only one against that!!
FSM FTW, WAR FTL but i heard that saddam guy didnt like noodles so maybe like going over there and like covering his lands in “tomatoe” sauce would like sort him out unfortunatley we had to use “tomatoe” sauce substitue because it worked out cheeper… if you dont count like the millions of dollars/pounds wotrth of ammo and guns wasted but meh theyve gotta be shot at some one might aswell be a random land lubber who hates pasta, the YARR I IS A PIRATE hath spoken.. suck my balls
As a reaction on young-republican:
You should really start to grow some brain. A good solid diet of carbohydrates could help, esp. if in the form of good pasta. Just remember, if cooked right pasta can’t hurt anyone!
After the right amount of pasta truth will appear and you’l discover that what we all know.. (and I don’t want to start to talk politics here).
Pick up your eyepatch, place your parrot on your shoulder and set sail to an enlightned future full of clear thinking!
RAmen!
yes, war not noodles. c’mon the pirates! arrr!