Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles – Not War
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Do you want me to have sexual intercourse with a boy that’s gay and noodlelike, or did you misspell again and do you mean a GameBoy FSM.
In the first case, sorry, i’m no pedophile.
In the second case, there’s none of those, sadly.
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jesus christ eruptions…. you really are full of shite.
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I’m having dinner right now, I’ll reply to you’re silly comments after.
Why I reply? I’m of the meaning that Retards deserve attention too
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I love it when you talk dirty FSM-HATER.
Makes me weak in the knees, come here and stick it in my butt please.
Just like you did yesterday.
XOXOXOXOXO
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PS We don’t have to hide our gayness on this site, these folks enjoy Gay.
We’re safe here Tim.
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YEAH FINALLY YOU REALIZE DICKSHIT
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You know, for someone who really seems to be having no fun at all and could leave with a click of the mouse, you sure seem to be glued here. fsm-hater, do you need a hug? *hugs* here, have a cookie. I baked then yesterday for my kids, to lure them toward the deadly creatures in the backyard, but since the children scared all the deadlies away, you might as well have one of the left over cookies. Kisses!
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
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@FSM-Hater
I know you caps lock is on, hence why I said “I think your caps lock is on” not you should take your finger off the shift key.
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K-Y: I’ll fight you for it.
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Only I want to keep it in a cage and practice my vivisec— Holy Noodly Conversation techniques.
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Awwww, did our atheist fundie leave? (see, we appreciate you! we even bother to read your blather and frothing to figure out your brand of inanity!)
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Hi all, seems our young and, more than slightly, illiterate and obtuse child is still around. I do have to wonder if you took ‘fuck’ out of his vocabulary if it would make him unable to speak at all? Unfortunately I’ve known people like that. You know the saying, you can take the boy out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trash out of the boy.
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I’d be happy to spend some time bantering with him but he does seem to be pretty slow on the uptake. Satire and parody went sailing right over his head. If those concepts are too advanced for his soft little brain matter than there really isn’t any point.
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Life here in the mountains continues to be hectic, but I will try to drop in once in awhile and see if there is anything interesting to view.
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oh, sorry, that was at least a two dollar word… hmmm how about “your brand of idiocy?” or “your brand of ‘tardedness?” hmm, a bit cumbersome, oops! sent a sergeant hunting for a dictionary with cumbersome before too…. let’s see… I have it! “your brand of stoopid!” I eben used fonuks 4 u!
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You need to throw same curses and caps in.
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@ FSM-HATER,
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Tim… Just call me Angel in the morning…Angel…
Just hold my feet before you pee on me… Darling…
Just call me Angel… Angel…
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fsm-hater-wenchloves anal Oct 11th, 2007 at 9:46 am
jesus christ eruptions…. you really are full of shite.
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We pastafarians do not beleive in that man.
What is shite? because I might be full of it if it means something like ‘Muscle bones blood and other organs’. Though sadly you probably cannot spell Shit.
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PS: Congratulations on your second post without Caps-Lock, you are truly a fast learner.
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dammit, his “mum” must have made it back from the pharmacy with that ritalin
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Aw….little kids are funny. They like to use grown up words in grown up places like real big people. They even like to use big letters. How cute.
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I get the distinct feeling that fsm_hater is a troller.
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fsm_hater – other than the one on your head, do you have a point?
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well, duh he was a troller. i wonder if he thinks he actually made us angry?
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My first post. Going back to this noodle fuckin’ idea – very intriguing. I’ve never felched spaghetti before. Sucking the sauce out of a pile of my favorite pasta would be a transcendental experience. Kinkiness is next to Godliness. Thank you, f-h-w a, for this wonderful idea. Oh, Dear FSM, just a closer walk with Thee.
RAmen, Brethren and Sistren
St. Arrrrgyle of A Sissy,
Pirate Saint of Gay Apparel fa la la la la
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*pinches Wonderkin’s ass in a highly lewd manner while shaking her bossom suggestively*
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Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw on youtube, was a girl doing a bunch of slurping, and ducking her head, over and over, very rythmically… went on for quite some time, lots of buildup, suddenly the camera pans down… to her plate of Noodles! The FSM is definitely global!
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Hi everyone!
Nice one, St Arrrrrgyle! I am sure pirate attire is very gay :)
This has been fun, huh?
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My daughter works with handicap adults, she says that when a person has had a brain injury they have a tendency to curse and are easily upset and get overly angry for no reason. That could be a possible explanation for our young hater guy. Of course that doesn’t explain the atrocious grammar and spelling. Or the fact that he is unable to comprehend satire and parody.
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Brain injury near the area that stores your ability to process grammar and spelling? Maust also be close to the sexual imagination center too, either that or the poor thing was injured before he could have much fun. I gave him so many little tools to try to help him along! K-Y even tried. We shall simply have to raise a beer for him and hope the FSM cracks a beer goggled eye in his general direction soon, that he may someday get laid.
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UR A FUCKIN FAGGOT YOU FUCKIN FUCK….thought I’d try it. FSM hater seemed to like it. I think I hurt my smart though. As a special note to future trolls, please have some good comebacks and insults.
And homosexuality as an insult? That’s new. I can copy and paste troll work too! Wait…..fuck a dog. yup. Just did it. With fsm’s dog.
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Poor puppies! Hey K-Y! You need to team up with Viscous Lido if you’re going to let these trolls mess around with poor defenseless animals! Let a little of the lido seep thru the condom too, so the troll doesn’t have any fun either, that’ll teach them to leave Fido alone!
Always gotta mess with a bitch!
Wench Cyka
Defender of Rushin Puppies
They’re always Rushin,
‘Cause a Troll’s Always After ‘Em
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oops…..i meant fsm hater’s dog. well, it really did hurt me smart to talk like the hater.
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@B□□ty
“I am sure pirate attire is very gay”
Jack Sparrow is hawt.
And fun it is, me wench.
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*lisps* seems like a nice boy, d’ye think he’s a bit young for me?
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@ St. Arrrrgyle
Aye, an’ ‘e fills out those pants in a fine manner, ‘e does!
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Meow!…
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@ Pasta Ninja – “As a special note to future trolls, please have some good comebacks and insults.” Don’t hold your breath! :) You’ll be waiting a long while…*sighs* So little fun for us!
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@ everyone – I wish I had more time to play here these days. I miss the fun, frolic and brain stimulation. But, being in school is taking more time and energy than I’d thought it would…*sighs again*
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@ Ships Cat – Woooowwww!! I’m here at the same time you are! How are you my purple-haired feline friend?
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@RW – long time! Wow I haven’t been here much, finally just getting on the last week or so. How is school? My new job is taking up too much of my time…I think it may be time to retire so I can enjoy long posts.
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OMFSM! Hahahahahahaha…
Hope FSM-Hater felt a little better once the medication kicked in again. :p
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Ships Cat
Hellooo kitty :)
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@ IB – OMFSM it really has been a long time! School is great – thanks for asking! But wow it’s intense. We are being pushed at every level. When we get into the deep tissue stuff it will be *really* intense. I know what you mean about retiring so you can enjoy long posts! I really do feel like I am learning some thing very important though. It’s powerful what massage can do for people.
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Hi Rowdiest Wench and Iron Bess :)
Good to see you both out and about….have missed you both at church :p)
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@WN & RW – I have to dash because my ride is waiting. But being a person who gets massages on a regular basis, I must agree whole heartedly. It is the best thing, next to sleeping and eating chocolate! R’Amen
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@ Wench Nikkiee – Thanks! I should have said “hi” to you in my last post. I meant to, but my brain is not fully functional today! I’ve missed being here.
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@ IB – Hopefully you’ll see this later! I’ve never had an actual massage until Tuesday night in class when we did 60-minute massages on each other. Wooowwww! I got home at around 10pm and was pretty close to asleep! I actually slept for 8 hours that night which just does not happen for me. I never relax enough to sleep well. I’m glad you get massages on a regular basis – it is certainly not a frivolous expense!
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@Wenchy and Rowdy
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ships Cat
Awww….hello….gives puss a pat :p
Hey Ships Cat Red Dutch Pasta Wench has been worried bout you. She even had all the vegies peeled and in the pot waiting prepared for the capture of your catnapper. Not sure if the culprit has been forgiven yet.
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SORRY OF BEING A DICK THE OTHER DAY. I GETS ANGRY COS IM HVING A HARD TIME COMIN TO TERMS WITH MY SEXUALITY. IJUS LOVE TH COCK TWO MUCH!
SOME TIMES I LIKES A MAN IN BOTH HOLS FILING ME UP TO BURSTING WITH THERE MANLY LOVE. OTHER TIME I LIKE THEM BOTH IN MY ARES STRETCHING ME WIDE. THE FEEL OF 2 DICK IN ME JUST DRIVES ME WILD!!!!
BUT NO 1 CAN BEAT MY DAD IN BED. OH HOW I LOVED IT WHEN HE’D SPRAY HIS LOV CUSTARD ALL OVER MY FACE AND IN MY MOUTH WILE BRUNO (MY PET DOG) WOULD PUT HIS RED HOT LIPSTICK UP MY BUTT.
I LOVE THE TAST OF DOG CUM AND SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. IM WANKIN OFF RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT IT.
I SHOW YOUR POSTS TO THE GUYS AT SCHOOL COS I HOP IF I IMPRESS THEM THEY WONT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND STICK MY HEAD IN A TOYLATE AND THEN I COULD BE THERE FRENDS COS IV ALWAYS WANTED SOME…………..
I STILL GOT MY HEAD FLUSH IN THE BOG BUT AT LEAST THIS TIME NO 1 HAD FLUSHED FIRST SO I COULD ENJOY THE TAST OF PISSY SHIT IN MY GOB. REMINDS ME OF MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!
DADDY WYH DID YOU TAKE BRRUNO AND LEAV ME? MUM BLAMS M NOW AND WONT SUCK MY DICK ANYMORE UNLESS ITS BEEN IN HIS ARSE FIRST! BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR AS IM LOVE SHIT AND THAT HORE NOWS IT! SORY AGIN FOR PROJEKIN ON YOU…I MAY DO IT SOME MORE BUT UNDERST IM JUST TRYING TO WORK OUT THES FELINGS AN FORTS IM HAVING.
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Yeah, I know, f-h-C. It’s hard coming to grips with your sexuality.
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You can build the most beautiful churches in the world, but do they call you “The Church Builder”?
Noooooooo!
You can design the most sleek, stylish cars in the world, but do they call you “The Auto Designer”?
Noooooooo!
But suck just one cock……
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Oh what the fuck! Dude! Not cool I’ve just ate my breakfast.
Did you leave your PC unattended? Nice to see what your “MATES” think of you.
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If it really is you there are some help line’s you can call!
I didn’t realise how fucked up you were of I wouldn’t have baited you.
I think you need to chill out a take some time to sort yourself out mate!
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Hi fsm hater.
now, i’m just going to assume that the last fsm hater post wasn’t the real one that was pissing us off yesterday, so that’ll be ignored. to the person that did it, no imposterizing.
Real fsm hater. for fuck sake, most of us are atheistic. notice how close the tenants of pastafarianism are to christianity? we’re making fun of THEM you flying fucktard. we, or at least i, do not believe that fsm is god, it is instead a symbol for the movement that is bringing down organized religion. in case you haven’t figured this out, that is why none of us are fucking the noodle, you filthy little shit. And just so you know, most of us are not even American, so wrong again, but i guess you should be used to that by now. if you want to attack a real target, go find someone who isn’t on your side, you enema loving facial fuck.
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Hey Booty
Is what fsm-hater-COCKLUVR just wrote, what you once refferred to (Maxwell) as “Slash” oe just a weak attempt at low grade porn?
Just curious.
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I don’t know Angryy; he seems to use the same grammar and spelling? But this guy does seem less up his own arse… And more up other peoples by the sound of it. Boom Boom!
Also he only made one reference to bestiality so prob not the same guy.
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@fsm-hater-COCKLUVR Oct 12th, 2007 at 2:00 am
“I SHOW YOUR POSTS TO THE GUYS AT SCHOOL COS I HOP IF I IMPRESS THEM THEY WONT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND STICK MY HEAD IN A TOYLATE AND THEN I COULD BE THERE FRENDS COS IV ALWAYS WANTED SOME”
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Awww…that really is very sad fsm-hater :( You tell them I that Wench Nikkiee said that they’re very naughty boys and you go tell the head of the pre-school what happen too!!
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