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Please understand that while people talking properly might not have something better to say, but more people do beleive them.
for example, if you didn’t know anything about a subject, what would you beleive?
A. The Islam is very peaceful, and we would never harm ourselves or others.
B. MOSLIMZ D0 ALWAIS B00M AND ARE FOCKTARDS AND SOCK AND OMGROFLMAOBBQPIRATE
I think i’d beleive A, so please, for the sake of suicidal terrorists, KEEP AWAY FROM CAPS.
Ramen
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PS: It is indeed true that wenches love it anal, but please, don’t think we haven’t got any education about how to do those thing.
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you love eruptions in heaven…….AHAHAHA THAT MEAN YOUR FUCKIN GAY TOO PRICKHEAD?, ISLAM HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH FSM. THE BOTTOM LINE IS…. YOU BELEIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE… WHY CANT YOU FUCKIGN SEE HOW BLOODY RETARDED YOU ARE…. LMAO FREAKS.
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@RDPW – Yay! I knew it!
Let’s have some chocolate to celebrate :)
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What do you believe in FSM-hater?
Enlighten us!
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ALL RELIGIOUN IS BOLLOCKS … BY THE FUCKIN WAY. WHO WROTE THE BIBLE? MAN , WHO WROTE THE FSM? MAN… AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAN DO? CHAT SHIT? SO IN EFFECT YOUR SAYING THAT THE PERSON THAT MADE UP FSM IS GOD THEN? AND HOW DID THIS PERSON COME ACROSS TO KNOW WHAT GOD IS? LMAO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. TALK TO ME WHEN YOUVE GOT A POINT ASSHOLE
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While dickmunching is fun, I refer you to the “wench” above. That would be what is known as a title. Around here, pirates are generally male, and wenches are generally female. At least that is how they care to be seen. As I have seen four kids pop out of me, I was female, at least the last time I checked. I guess I’ll have to give it some serious, careful examination again after I am done with that tasty snack of dick, however. Thanks for the suggestion. Dick! It’s what’s for breakfast!
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No – I am sorry – you have lost me with that shouting and ranting – do try again…
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Ooh – good plan Cyka – I’ll do that later too :)
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POINT PROVEN.. DUMBSHIT
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Point proven: Caps make you look like a dumbshit.
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Which part? the careful exam or the dickmunching? both can be good for a giggle. But remember, it’s not good to talk with your mouth full!
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I THINK CHATTING WITH YOU OBSURDLY IDIOTIC IDIVIDUALS HAS FINALLY MADE ME REALIZE HOW YOU CAN WORSHIP THIS NOODLE SHIT. IF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT I WROTE. IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THAT ALL YOUR MOTHERS WHOREING HERSELF TO FUCKING SEA CREATURES PAID OFF, AND THAT ALL OF YOU STUPID ANAL RINGS HAVE COME TO PASS. YOU ARE ALL INCABABLE OF LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE THUS MEANING. YOU WILL ALL FAIL IN LIFE, SEX, FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING ELSE…. EVEN TRYING TO COPY YOUR BRAINLESS PEDO OF A MOTHER. FISHY FREAKS
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@fsm hater. wow. What a poignant statement to make. I am amazed at the quality of your deep contemplative transcendence. If only we all could aspire to be as one with the great Jeebus; we would be remarkable beings of pure enlightened thought. Or is your hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic mind not able to comprehend the words I have entered into this reply? Obvious evidence indicates that your binary intellect quotient is 110. Unfortunately, that is a relatively base number in binary. I just thought I would inform you of this on the off chance you do not know what binary is. May you be lynched by His noodley appendage.
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I simply do not see how a person who has sexist comments in his name and every single post, can possible expect us to beleive him if he insults us. Ohh and by the way, if there’s a mental center nearby, maybe you should go there fsm-hater. There’s bound to be a person retarded enough to be your friend.
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@fsm-hater-CUNTISHPEOPLE.
ahahaAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOUR A FUCKING DICK.
Thank you, coming from an obnoxious cunt like you that means a lot.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MATE LMAO IM FUCKING CRACKIN UP HERE LMAO… QUOTING SHAKESPEAR…
That’s not a Shakespeare quote you idiot. If you read a book which had more than just pitchers in it you might know that.
WELL ARNT YOU JUST FUCKIN AMAZING LMAO1!!!!!,
Err…Thanks I thought you were going to be insulting again.
I JUST LOVE YOU PPL YOU CUSS ME FOR BEING ILLITERATE AND CHILDLIKE?
No we just like top pint out the facts you illiterate child. If you disagree with that statement then show me how I’m wrong. You just throw out a load of random insults and make stupid comment that I stopped doing when I was 7.
HOWEVER YOU ALL BELIEVE IN A FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI FUCKING PILE OF WANKSTAIN LMAO…. EVEN CHILDREN WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT
Do you know what a parody is? No, that’s because you are educational sub normal.
…. AS FOR YOU PLUTO..YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND NOT MONITER THIS SITE 24/7 PRICKHEAD.
Thanks but I already have one. That’s why I spend my time with my friend rather than being an obnoxious shit. You do know what friends are? I take it you have had some right?
BY THE WAY I HAD BOTH YOUR SISTERS, IRENE AND WANKALELLA,
And you managed to get both names wrong well done you fucking liar. I will restate: the closes you’ve come to pussy is your mums. I know you must miss it but don’t take it out on us!
THERE BOTH BUTT UGLY … ID RATHER FUCK YOUR MUM,
Sorry but she has standards. Not to worry I’m sure one day you’ll meet a woman desperate enough to take your money for sex.
BUT FUCKIT. WANKER FUCKING LITTLE NOODLE MUNCHING FUCKING HOMO BELIEVEING LITTLE DICKFACES THAT SHUDNT BE ALOUD TO GO TO THE ZOO COS YOUR ALL SO FUCKING UGLY.
What the fuck are you talking about? Of cause I believe in homosexuals I’ve seen your posts
I NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF OUR TALKS.
—————————–CONCLUSION———————————————————-
NOW, LETS LOOK AT THIS AS IT IS. OK
1. YOUR ALL FUCKING GAY
Ask my ex. Bye the Bye have you ever even kissed a girl? And tucking your dick between your legs and kissing the mirror won’t cut it
2. YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AS A GOD….
When the fuck have I ever said that? Once again look up parody num nuts.
WHICH LETS FACE IT PROVES THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO AND I MEAN NO INTELLIGENCE
I have: 4 GCSE’s, 5 C&G’s, Btect level 3 maths, NVQ level 2&3 and an HNC. Proves I’m no idiot. What about you?
3.PLUTO I FUCKED YOUR FAMILY
NO you didn’t. Your clearly a sexual frustrated virgin closet case, as show by you knowledge and pre-occupation with homosexual sex acts.
4.YOUR ALL SO WOUND UP AT ME POSTING THIS IT PROVES YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
No it proves you have nothing better to do then be a hatful little shit. I just like taking the piss out of you. You just seem too stupid to realise that
SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? WELL ILLL TELL YOU FUCKING STARCH WHORES. THE REASON YOU SAY OHHH YOU SPELL INCORECTLY IS BECAUSE YOUR MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING?
No it because you spell incorrectly retard. Shows you’re too stupid to even use a spell checker! HAHAAHA God that is stupid
WHAT COULD IT BE?? WELL BECAUSE YOUR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED AND BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE
Parody!
(that means stupid for the more advanced noodle fucker)YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MY SPELLING IS BAD.
No we tell you your spelling is bad because it is really fucking bad! Once again to stupid to use a spell checker
BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT YOU MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT.
No, I’m pretty sure I’m right about most of what I say about you
AM I RIGHT? YES (no) SO I LEAVE YOU FINALLY WITH THIS ONE QUESTION.================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?
We have good educations and can insult you on the merits of what you’ve written not by make stuff up. See that makes you a liar.
As for the rest it’s the same old shit over and over again.
Pretending to be my mum? That would make you a liar too. See being a liar invalidates anything you have to say. You wouldn’t understand because it’s all to complicated for you isn’t it?
So what made you such a hatful little bastard? I mean other than the fact you too stupid to ever have a job/woman/life? Did daddy touch you up? Is that why you have a bad opinion of family life. If that’s how yours act no wonder your so fucked up.
But thanks for coming back, I did miss you. Your like a moth that justs keeps bumping into that light bulb arn’t you?
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What does pasta have to do with sea creatures? Please, enlighten me, since you, oh great one who has mastered the caps lock key, are obviously the fountain of all wisdom from which I must drink! Now, if you can’t come up with something truly disgusting from that, I give up, you are truly too stupid to even be fun as a fundie. At least they can usually be worked up into showing their sickest fantasies. You my sad little caps lock loving creature are simply well, simple.
Although I did have shrimp alfredo last night…
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AND HERE IT IS FOLKS…. THE PERFECT EXAMPLE. SO PASTA NINJA WHAT YOUVE JUST SAID IS ACTUALLY NOT THAT MUCH. YOU SAY YOU HAVE A HIGHER INTELLECT….. WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE RESPONSE OF ALL YOU NOODLE FUCKING PEDO’S. HOWEVER WHAT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ANALLY RETENTIVE FREAKS HAVE FAILED TO MEANTION IS THAT YOU FUCKING BELEIVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AND CALL YOURSELVES PASTAFARIANS LMAO….. HOW CAN I TAKE YOU BLOODY NEEKS SERIOUSLY. AND YES DIPSHIT I DO KNOW WHAT BINARY IS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT BUGGERY IS? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU WERE BORN SPORT, SO REMEMBER NEXT TIME YOU GO FEED YOUR DOG, DONT FORGET HES BROBABLY YOUR FUCKING DAD BITCH.
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YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE WENCH ….. O HOW ABOUT SHUTTIN THE FUCK UP AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A GOOD LITTLE FUCKTARD THAT YOU ARE.
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IM NOT ACTUALLY HATEFUL, I JUST FIND IT SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT YOU FUCKHEADS ARE ACTUALLY GETTING SO WORKED UP AT THIS, BECAUSE IM ”CUSSING YOUR GOD” AND APPARENTLY DONT HAVE ENOUGH INTELLECT ….LMAO… LISTEN TO YOUSELVES YAPPER OVER THIS…. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I THINK YOU MIGHT ALL BE SPECIAL NEEDS?
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Wow maturity! You’ve surpassed yourself there, sweetheart. Oh, and, for the love of pasta and my eyes, turn your caps lock off. It’s 1/16th of an inch. Is that too much to ask?
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“Buggery is how you were born”
erm – no – not even remotely – that just doesn’t work – trust me, I am a nurse!
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I’m also begininning to think you’re incapable of reading, or the word ‘parody’ would’ve sprung out at you several times. Don’t worry. I’ll pray that His Noodly Appendage reaches your poor, lost soul.
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@ fsm hater….what sport am i? Just curious. And how does one “brobably” fuck a dog? Have you invented this past time?
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OK – I will say this really slowly so you can catch it….
it is all a joke to get back at silly fundamentalists.
Got that?
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fsm-hater, have you forgotten about the part in which you visited the church of the flying spaghetti monster and started posting? You are in our church website now, so instead of shutting up because we beleive, I think it is rather more logical to tell people who do not beleive to shut up, don’t you think?
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I’m here to help.
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LMAO. STUPID FUCKERS. READ THIS—–ALL RELIGIOUN IS BOLLOCKS … BY THE FUCKIN WAY. WHO WROTE THE BIBLE? MAN , WHO WROTE THE FSM? MAN… AND WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAN DO? CHAT SHIT? SO IN EFFECT YOUR SAYING THAT THE PERSON THAT MADE UP FSM IS GOD THEN? AND HOW DID THIS PERSON COME ACROSS TO KNOW WHAT GOD IS? LMAO FUCKING RIDICULOUS. TALK TO ME WHEN YOUVE GOT A POINT ASSHOLE
NOW TELL ME IM WRONG YOU FUCKIGN IDIOTS…. LOVE IT HOW YOUR LIKE ”OHHHHHHHH MY IQ IS 140 MINE IS 135 OHHH MINE IS 188” BUT YOU STILL CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE MOST BASIC THINGS…LMAO 1 QUESTION ARE YOU ALL COLOR BLIND….. OR IMPARED IN SOME WAY…. ITS GOTTA BE A FACTOR…. OH OH OH WAIT I GOT IT YOUR ALL AMERICAN….
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I’m English.
Hi!
*Booty waves*
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dumbasses.
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Worked up, hmm, let’s just look at the last dozen posts, k punkin? Who has used the most profanity? Who has done the most online equivalent of SHOUTING? Who has been abusive? Heack, I’ve been sitting here giggling, although I do have one heck of a headache today, which is why I am on the comp when I should probably be getting something else done. But hey, saw you all wound up and thought, this little butt-nugget might be good for a smile or two. For that much I will say thanks, but I am glad that you, by your usage of such slang as “mum” obviously do not live in my country. Wherever you are, it does my heart good to feel fairly certain you’ll never have enough money to come here.
May His Sauce Be Upon You
In Cheeses Name
RAmen!
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I’d still like to help though.
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BLOODY YANKIES LMAO….. KEEP TYPING………….. PLS
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aw…he was a cute troll…..even if he was noisy.
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fsm-hater-wenchloves anal Oct 11th, 2007 at 9:23 am
dumbasses.
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Wow, a non-caps reply?
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FSM hater has bloody yankies? stop tuggin on yer noodle and get a wench!
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I Love you FSM-HATER.
XXXXOOOOXXXOOOXXXOOO
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I almost forgot, i’m from The Netherlands, altough your underdeveloped brain would probably only understand if I told you that it is the “Land of the Legal Weed.”
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omg wow non caps isnt that amazing??????????? OMFG QWOWOWOW LOOK HOW EASILY AMAZED YOU ARE OMG WOWOW,,, JUST PROVES HOW DUMB YOU ARE WOWOWOW OMFG LOOK AT THE A DUMBASS RELIGIOUN THAT BELIEVES IN FUCKING NOODLES WOW….. THERE ALL DUMB HERE WOOOHOOO LOOK AT ME I FIT IN… GET A FRIGGIN LIFE I LOVE ERUPTIONS IN HEAVEN
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K-Y JELLY
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Until The FSM Enlightens You May Your Parmesean Always Be Bitter, May Your Mozzarella Always Be Dry and Extra Stringy, And May Your Noodles Be So Soft They Slide Right Through Your Collander! oh, and May Your Beer Always Be Flat and Tasteless as, as… the truly Damned Stale Warm Coors Light!
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Thought I’d give the Wrath thing a try for a change
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YOUR LOVE MIGHT BE RETURNED IF YOU TELL ME HOW FUCKING STUPID THESE PPL ARE…. OH AND BTW HOLLAND IS A FUCKIGN MESS THE WHOLE AREA CITIES VILLAGES … THERE ALL FUCKING STONE AGE FUCKING SHIT VILLE’S
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@fsm-hater
I wasn’t amazed because you talked without Caps on, I was amazed because we learned you to behave a little bit more sensible that quikly.
I have a live, it involves teaching you to leave Caps alone.
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ERUPTIONS SHUT THE FUCK UP. DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR
GET YOUR SLIMEY ASS DOWN TO THE SUPERMARKET.
AND FUCK A NOODLE
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Holland Stone Age? may i remind you that around 90% or more of the big Canal projects are in our hands? As well as that we actually had massive green energy before any other country’s?
And i don’t think they had internet in the stone age… so why am i here?
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Ok, Pulling inspiration from The Life of Brian….
But How do we Fuck a Noodle?!?
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Hi FSM-HATER,
I hope you return my love, that would be nice.
I can’t say these people are all that stupid, for the simple fact that you and I are at least two of these people.
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That doesn’t change my love for you though.
Please return my love, and we shall have some slammin’ man on man sex.
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Your Friend in lust.
PS I’ll bring the lube.
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As well, i’ve just been to the supermarket, got some peppernuts and Speculaas, really tasty. they belong to a holiday called Sinterklaas, and every other country has Santa, which is basically a rip-off.
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@ K-Y
Hey! How’d you get off my dresser?!?
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k-y SHUT THE FUCK UP GO AND FUCK YOUR MUM, GO GET A FUCKING WOMEN FAGBOY.
2 ASK YOUR MUM IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK A NOODLE…. SHE SEEMS TO KNOW PRETTY FUCKING WELL…. YOUR ALL HERE ARNT YOU? AND ERRUPTIONS IF I WANTED A FUCKIGN TALLY OF HOW MANY ”AMAZING” FUCKIN DAM PROJECTS THERE ARE I WUDA JUST GOOGLED IT. STOP CHATTIN SHIT, FUCK OFF OR FUCK A NOODLE GAYBOY.
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