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@fsm-HATER-CUNTISHPRICKPEOPLE Oct 9th, 2007 at 10:58 am
“SUCK MY TESTICLES YOU MEAT LOVING FREAKISH SPOTTY DOG FUCKING HOMO CHILD ABUSING MOTHERFUCKING UGLY BITCHES”
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Charles McMurry, it is you isn’t it? Oh Charlie, so glad you’re back. Did you bring any oars with you? Hope so coz we’ve run out :(
btw How long does it take you to come up with a sentence like that one? Couple of days? Lifetime?
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ps. Why spotty dogs?
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Does that refer to dalmatians and the like? is he on a Drusilla type kick with a beastiality flavor?
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Hides Spot in the closet.
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I have a great war idea… hand out free hard-boiled eggs at the bars closest to the local fundie churches on Saturday night! It’ll put the Fun back into Sunday morning! Praise the Lard!
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WELL HELLO AGAIN YOU FUCKING PASTA BITCHES, THERE HAS BEEN MUCH ARGUMENT AS TO MY EDUCATION AND SPELLING. OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKING RETARDED MEATHEADS ARE SO FUCKING BLINDED BY YOUR FUCKING RETARDED STUPIDITY THAT YOU FORGET THE MAIN ISSUE….
YOU…………… ARE………………..ALL………………….. ABSOLUTE……………. FREAKS. I JUST DONT UDERSTAND HOW YOU BUTTMUNCHES CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN A LOAD OF FUCKING NOODLES…. YOU SAY IM DUMB… WHEN YOU BELIEVE A LOAD OF NOOODLEEESSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH SERIOSULY YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS. IM SO GLAD YOUR ON THIS EARTH … I SHOW ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO MY MATES … ITS RIDICULOUS… PRICKS!!! SO GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, SUCK YOUR DADS WILLY AND EAT YOUR OWN SHITE. GOOD NIGHT KNOB FUCKERS, AND NO NONE OF YOU KNOW ME PRICKS .. IM NOT MARC KNOLEHAM OR WHOEVER YOU THINK I AM. FUCKERS.
sincerely, with much love,
your mum.
XXXXXXXXXXXX
FUCKING KNOBCHEESES
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FSM……………….. LMAO……………..YOU PPL NEED A SERIOUS LIFE LESSON ”HOW TO INTERGRATE WITH SOCIETY” NOT BE SOME FUCKING FATASS AMERICAN SPOTTY BUTTERS LITTLE BUTTMUNCHING ANAL DELUDED CUNTISH FOLK. THAT FUCKIGN LIVE IN A TRAILOR PARK EATING CORNED BEEF OUT OF THE TIN.
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IM FINDING IT HARD TO BELIEVE HOE FUCKIN STUPID YOU ALL ARE!!! AHAHAAHAHAH
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P.S. ENGLAND FUCKS UP YOUR PILEOFSHIT COUNTRY.
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fsm-hater-DICKWADS? Sorry are you saying FSM haters are dickwads?
STILL WRITING IN CAP’S TO SHOW HOW ANGREY YOU ARE?
I also show your comment to my mate’s, differences is mine are real people not my stuffed animal collection.
“sincerely, with much love,
your mum.”
My mum posts on this site and could kick you arse into next week.
But thanks for coming, gives us someone to take the piss out of.
PS stop projecting your homoerotic fantasies onto us, it’s really creepy.
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Oh bye the bye I am English and have an IQ of 140. How about you?
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Pluto, I’d say he has an IQ of about 1,40. Not even able to construct a proper sentence.
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@fsm-hater-DICKWADS
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Hahahahahahahahaha….you’re funny…but I see your caps lock key is still glued on with all your dribble.
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Oh and I’m an Aussie!
May you be touched by His Noodley Appendage and come and of the closet.
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“I SHOW ALL YOUR COMMENTS TO MY MATES”
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I forgot to thank you for spreading His Noodly Word.
Thanks :))
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mmm, corned beef. i like corned beef.
Pluto, that’s not how you show true anger, you sho anger by filling a person’t light bulbs with napalm, assembling a car in their bedroom, whilst destroying their personal car by having thermite eat through the axles, and then proceeding to take a shit in their mittens.
Remember peoples, this man calls us freaks. Assuming that means he thinks he is the opposite of us, i will embrace my freakiness with open arms.
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Come on! Where’s the witty comeback fsm-hater-DICKWADS? Come on, you want to impress your imaginary friends so bad, why aren’t you take us apart with you razor sharp intellect and mastery of the English language? Scared you’ll make yourself look more retarded than you do already?
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…..WELL WELL WELL YOU HAVE AN IQ OF 140 DO YOU? ARE YOU FUCKING SURE FUCKTARD. COS YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE.
NUFF SAID.
I MUST SAY , GOD IS A PILE OF WANK, ITS JUST THERE TO HAVE POWER OF PEOPLE/ UNITE THEM. NOTHING ELSE. THERES NOT SOME FUCKIGN MAGICAL FUCKING NOODLE PIECE OF CHINESE SINGAPORE FUCKING SPECIAL FRIED SHIT.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ,AND WHO THE FUCK CALLS THEMSELVES ”PLUTO” OHHH LOOK AT ME IM COOL I FUCK MESELF SILLY EVERYNIGHT WOHOO! ENJOY YOUR 140 IQ TITFACE I HOPE IT GETS YOU OFF, ONE THING IS FOR SURE YOUR FUCKING SISTER GETS ME OFF MY NUT BITCH! (p.s tell her she left her bra here… is fucking not on .)
yours sincerely,
your mum
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PLUTO ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE FREAKS OFF THE TELLY WHO HAVE A FACE LIKE A FANNY. COS I SWARE I SAW YOU ON TV YOU FUCKING FREAK
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YOU DO DONT YOU PLUTO. AHAHAH
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OH AND BY THE WAY, NO PROBLEM FOR SPREADING THE WORD, I ATE SOME NOODLES SHAT THEM OUT AND FUCKING SPREAD THEM ALL OVER PLUTOS MUM. IF THERE IS SUCH A THING AS NOODLY GOODNESS, PLUTOS MUM HAS HER BELL-END DING DONG OF A MONKEYS ARSE FACE COVERD IN IT.
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Oh my FSM! – who forgot to take their medication?
Why oh Why don’t I have access to Jingles Patented Fuckwit Finder when I need it – I think we have a winner!
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Yes! That’s what I wanted. Yes having an IQ of 140 does get me off. As does coming up with proper insults you fucking juvenile. “TITFACE” my god you wound me deeply! What’s next “Mr Poo-Poo head”? You must be the funniest one at your play group! Are they ever going to teach you how to use your own fucking language properly?
If you fuck my sister tell me her name, I’ve got 2 so you’ve got a better chance of getting one of them right.
Oh but I can’t blame you of lying about that, after all the closest you’ve got to pussy is when you came out of your mums!
Still haven’t shown me what’s so smart about you. Been to collage? Finished school? Started it yet?
As predicted your comeback has indeed made you look even more retarded, but don’t stop now you’ve really made my day.
Come on lets have a good comeback! I’ll make it fair and do one in the style of you: fsm-hater-DICKWADS ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE DOG TURD’S IN THE STREET WHAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG TURD. (notice I left out the ‘?’ just like you). COS I SWARE I STEPPED IN YOU THE OTHER DAY YOU STUPID CUNT!
Face it, you fucking clown shoes.
PS use space’s to serrate word you illiterate fuck.
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Oh and well done on changing your name when I pointed out you were callin yourself a dickwad. Show the capacity to learn.
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Come on bitch, I’m waiting!
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Pluto, slow down and type correctly. no reducing yourself to this fucknozzle’s level. I however do have a number of descriptions to share with you: asshat, clown-rape, tosspot, genetic cul-de-sac, barely hominoid milk-fed gimp etc. And finally, fsm hater, I would ask how old you are, but I know you can’t count that high.
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@Commodore Angryy- Oh man this was going to be a boring day at work with nothing to do and this twat comes along. It really has made my day. I want him to post again so I can dish out some more.
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Assclown is a good one too :)
Hope your day is improving Pluto :)
I think fsm-hater’s nurse has come and taken the computer away for his nap time.
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What’s wrong fsm-hater-PLUTOLOVESANALWITHMONKEYS? Nothing to say for yourself? No thought not! Pathetic, truly pathetic. Bet you family’s real proud of you? Gona show your mate the verbal bitch slapping I gave you? Do yourself a favour; Take 200 painkillers and put an end to you miserable excuse of a life.
I win! I ALWAYS WIN!
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@Booty- It is now booty, it is now.
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@Pluto – please don’t encourage the young child. He is obviously off his medication and has missed a lot of grammar and spelling school.
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What do you English call someone like that? A Wanker?
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Wanker, twat, numpty, fuck hole… take your pick.
But I want him back on here! It’s so much fun and he makes it so easy, I’d never tire of it.
But I get the feeling we won’t hear from him in a wile, he over extended himself.
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Pillock – that’s a good one :)
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Cock rash is a good one!
Puck: Cock Rash? Why doff thou refer to him thusly?
Oberon: Tiz cuss he is as welcome as a dose of clap!
(From A Midsummer Night’s Dream, by William Shakespeare)
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I like Dickweed too :)
Ah – insults – such fun!
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ahahaAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOUR A FUCKING DICK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG MATE LMAO IM FUCKING CRACKIN UP HERE LMAO… QUOTING SHAKESPEAR… WELL ARNT YOU JUST FUCKIN AMAZING LMAO1!!!!!, I JUST LOVE YOU PPL YOU CUSS ME FOR BEING ILLITERATE AND CHILDLIKE? HOWEVER YOU ALL BELIEVE IN A FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI FUCKING PILE OF WANKSTAIN LMAO…. EVEN CHILDREN WOULD LAUGH AT THAT SHIT …. AS FOR YOU PLUTO..YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE AND NOT MONITER THIS SITE 24/7 PRICKHEAD. BY THE WAY I HAD BOTH YOUR SISTERS, IRENE AND WANKALELLA, THERE BOTH BUTT UGLY … ID RATHER FUCK YOUR MUM, BUT FUCKIT. WANKER FUCKING LITTLE NOODLE MUNCHING FUCKING HOMO BELIEVEING LITTLE DICKFACES THAT SHUDNT BE ALOUD TO GO TO THE ZOO COS YOUR ALL SO FUCKING UGLY. I NOW COME TO THE CONCLUSION OF OUR TALKS.
—————————–CONCLUSION———————————————————-
NOW, LETS LOOK AT THIS AS IT IS. OK
1. YOUR ALL FUCKING GAY
2. YOU BELIEVE IN A FUCKING NOODLE AS A GOD…. WHICH LETS FACE IT PROVES THAT ALL OF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO AND I MEAN NO INTELLIGENCE
3.PLUTO I FUCKED YOUR FAMILY
4.YOUR ALL SO WOUND UP AT ME POSTING THIS IT PROVES YOU GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO.
SO WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN? WELL ILLL TELL YOU FUCKING STARCH WHORES. THE REASON YOU SAY OHHH YOU SPELL INCORECTLY IS BECAUSE YOUR MAKING UP FOR SOMETHING? WHAT COULD IT BE?? WELL BECAUSE YOUR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED AND BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE(that means stupid for the more advanced noodle fucker)YOU HAVE TO TELL ME MY SPELLING IS BAD. BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY THING THAT YOU MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT. AM I RIGHT? YES SO I LEAVE YOU FINALLY WITH THIS ONE QUESTION.================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================================ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS?
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sincerely,
your mum, pluto’s sisters, infact fuckit,
sincerely,
pluto’s family.
XXXXXXXXX
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Oh my!
Hey – I am feeling left out – he hasn’t offered any “services” to my family at all! And I have 2 sisters and a brother!
I love the term “Starch whores” I am so stealing that!
Questions: What is wrong with being gay?
Do you know what “satire” means?
Do you know why sometimes what you type is in capitals (big letters), and sometime it is in lower case (small letters)?
How long have you been a fuckwit?
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Cuntish people – ahahahaaaaa!
I lived in Kent for 8 years – why didn’t I think of that one?!!
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DEAR PRICKPEOPLE, I UNDERSTAND THAT DUE TO YOUR INBREDNESS, AND YOUR PARENTS TRAILOR PARK FILTH. THAT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN THE WORLD. FOR SOME SUCH AS PLUTO IT IS TOO LATE…. SADLY HE WILL BE A DONKEYCRACK FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. IM AFRAID NO1 WILL GIVE A FLYING PILE OF ASS SPEW WEATHER ANY OF YOU DIE. SO I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT YOUR ALL REALLY REALLY SAD, YOU NEED TO GET LAID, YOU NEED TO GET A JOB, UNDERSTAND YOUR IN THE WORLD NOW , NOWNOW PLUTO ITS OK TO CRY LITTLE BITCH , LET IT OUT. ITS NOT OK TO BE A SOCIAL OUTCAST FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, BUT HEY! YOU ARE! OHHH? AS GOES FOR ALL OF THE FLEA ENFESTED DOG RIDDEN LITTLE SLUTTY MANGY AFTER CUM NOODLE EATING SHITES. I HOPE THAT PERHAPS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE PERHAPS HAD SOME FORM OF SPARK IN YOUR MINDS, LEADING TO WHAT MAY BE REFERD TO AS……”AN IDEA” NOWNOW DONT TRY TOO HARD …KNOWING YOU GUYS YOULL BLATENTLY DIE OF A FUCKING BRAIN HEMERIDGE. BUT FOR THOSE THAT DONT . REALIZE…. THAT WHAT YOUR ESSENTIALLY SAYING IS. THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE……
THINK ABOUT IT IN YOUR BRAIN FOR A WHILE….. HOW CAN A NOODLE MAKE SENE AS BEING A GOD… IF YOU CAN TELL ME THEN PLEASE FUCKING DO BECAUSE TBH I DONT SEE HOW ANY FUCKING NORMAL PERSON CAN MAKE A CONNECTION LIKE THAT.
your sincerely,
plutos cum ridden family of dykes.
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Hello people.
Welcome to my cunt!! I am indeed Pluto’s mum, although he may deny it!! I would just like to apologize for the inconvience my child has caused on this website. To be honest with you, I raped him when he was 13 years of age and since then he has been impotent!! Hence why he spends most of his time surfing the net and reading Shakespeare!! Pluto darling, sorry you have to find out through this horrid website but I have indeed slept with fsm-hater. And I’m pregnant with his child which is why he wants to get rid of all my current children. I’m so sorry Pluto, I do love fsm-hater so I am going to have to give you and the children up. But remember my baby boy, Mummy always loves you!
Hope you understand me darling.
Thanks.
Love you FSM-Hater!!!!
See you next Wednesday for some sexy romps :P
xoxoxox
P.S. Noodles taste nice.
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ill explain booty. THE REASON WHY YOUR A FUCKING BUTTMUNCH IS BECAUSE YOU MUM GOT FUCKED BY A GOAT. UNFORTUNATLY ON PEOPLE THIS EFFECT IS COMMON. YOU HAVE BUTTMUNCHANITUS.
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HAHAA PLUTO, YOU SEE IF PLUTOS FUCKING SLUT OF A BITCH MUM HAS COME FORTH. LOVIN IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH PLUTO YOU SHIT AHAH
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fsm-hater-CUNTISHPEOPLE.
What’s wrong with YOU? God is a fucking noodle. Please check again in your Holy Bible :-D
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Oh right – OK – I am not sure I understand why my mum having sex with a goat has any effect, as the genes are incompatible, so therefore I must be the result of sex with the milkman as I suspected, but thanks – and that may explain why I like goats cheese so much! :D
I am glad my mum had a good time – I hope the goat did too!
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He can’t read, Zeratul! :(
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Where has everyone gone :(
No fair! ;)
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@FSM-Hater
I think your caps lock is on.
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Captain W – Ahahahaha!
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What happened to the guy with the tranq darts? Wasn’t he supposed to hit fsm-hater by now? I mean really! He should be happily drooling by now! So much research went into good medicines for things like Tourrette’s syndrome, although before finding this wonderful wensite I never knew this disorder had spread so rampantly to typing, nor that holding down the shift key had become as big a tic as profanity! Wow, you really do learn something new every day! Thank you fsm-hater! Who needs to go to the zoo when there are lovely people like you willing to come here and provide those of us stuck in our houses and bored with such joyous entertainment! But please, could you work a little harder on the imagery? Really now, I think you could come up with something much more creative than simple beastiality references and “I did your family!” Come on! Break out some power tools! Try something new! Here, here’s a nice shiny new phallic power-drill with a slimy, pre-moistened cum-covered bit! Can you try just a little before your mommy finds out you snuck on her computer again, huh? please? Hurry, that might just be your Ritalin in her purse!
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Booty
Oct 11th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Oh right – OK – I am not sure I understand why my mum having sex with a goat has any effect, as the genes are incompatible, so therefore I must be the result of sex with the milkman as I suspected
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My dad must be the same milkman then :) See, I KNEW we were related somehow!
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DUDE I GOT CAPS LOCK ON…. NOT HOLDING DOWN SHIFT YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT. AND 2. YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS A FUCKING NOODLE. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP PRICKBOY WHAT YOU SAY HAS NO VALIDITY FOR YOU AS A PERSON HAVE NO FUCKING VALIDITY . DICKMUNCH
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