Nick Jones, a Biology Graduate student at East Carolina University, and another fellow (and currently unkown) pastafarian, took part in the first ever FSM Anti-War protest. Hopefully thousands more will follow. Make Noodles – Not War
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@ Alchemist
“BTW Nick. Didn’t you once post as Nick the Bible Thumper? It wasn’t you playing silly buggers was it ;)”
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I was originally “Nick the Infidel”. Then I faltered and was converted and became the “bible thumper”. I was repastified and returned to “infidel” status. After my missionary trip I was upgraded to “Nick the Missionary”. Of course I’ve got a new wench now, and am considering switching to “Nick of the Doggy Style”.
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Just thought I’d let you know that me and another very religious pastafarian are spreading the word about making noodles, not war.
Lurrve the catch phrase =]
See yoou peoples
Ramen
xxxxx
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ummm…….WTF?!?!?@_@
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sgt.jugle – have you posted here before :) If no, then hi! {waving hand!}
Welcome :) If you have posted then ooops, sorry, would have said hello sooner!
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@Nick.
Not sure that would work – needs to be more spiritual! “Nicus canis fornicatur est!”
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I know that’s probably the wrong message, but hell, put it in Latin or Greek :)
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Answers on a postcard to……
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I like my noodles covered in heathens blood.
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Aye ye who supports the FSM Hates wars and dislikes Bush! DOWN WITH BUSH
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@Sharptooth,
Those who hates wars and dislikes Bush has no brains. Apparently most Americans decided Bush was a better man than the liberal puke John Kerry.
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Make Noodles, Not War.
On behalf of STW (Stop The War Coalition, UK) I send fraternal greetings to all our American brothers and sisters who also oppose this despised “Alliance” chaired by the two morons-in-chief: Bush and Bliar. Your wonderful slogan sits easily with ours: Make Tea, Not War.
We salute your courage.. not to mention your saucy noodleyness!
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And SALMNDR92, I feel it is only fair to point out, me hearty, that dimwitted warmongers (and that’s all warmongers, effectively) get to walk the plank on this ship… nyarrrr!
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This argument be high, says I!
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If his Noodliness doesn’t like violence then how can he have pastafarians (pirates) as his ‘disciples’ because pirates steal things and use violence to get them!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mountains.
Trees.
Midgets.
We are all his creatures.
Doodles
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if you read the gospel of the FSM the pirates were nice in the beginning, giving out candy to children on halloween, spreading joy and VDs everywhere they went. then decendants from ninjas, supported by the jeoulous christians, went after the pirates, slaying many, The pirates got pissed and began to pillage and burn other towns. The other religions saved only that info and ignored the niceness of the pirates in the begining so they only had that info put in textbooks and torist shops, etc.
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Make noodles, not war.
Why are we even there now? The attacks going on are mainly because they want us out of there country. The FSM would abhor the killing of countless innocents, I’m sure.
Insurgents are not lost puppies. They won’t follow us home if we leave. His Noodleyness would want us to see this.
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Aye, make noodles not war, as it should be. Bloody wars interrupt dinner, worship and more importantly, the fun of piracy! Besides, only typo spewing landlubbers be the ones who support such a war. Or a man who, in his entire person, happens to be a joke. Do I smell right wing un-noodliness?
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Make noodles, not war? Why not both? I propose the creation of a revolutionary new weapon: the Noodle Bomb. It has many advantages over conventional and nuclear weaponry: not only does it leave buildings intact, but after it detonates (thus covering the target with thousands of tons of pasta over several square miles), it is so delicious that the enemy totally loses all incentive to make war. And, the Noodle Bomb’s sauce contains absolutely no biological, radiological or combustible additives of any kind…with the possible exception of red pepper :) Of course, the targets of the Noodle Bomb will have to provide their own forks and plates…
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Cool – I like the noodle bomb!
Welcome aboard all of you :D
Now, we just need a way of delivering lots of beer as well…..
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No one will worry about Collateral damage from the N Bomb.
We could back it up with heavy bombardment with conventional won-tons.
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i left the mark of the fsm in a church today. i am proud. :^)
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We could develop a MIGMB war head (multi-independently guided meatball) to follow the sauce bomb and befor the aero-graded cheese bomb.
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Come on people – we need beer ideas!
Although I do love the MIGMB.
We could be really a force to be reckoned with, and that is before the ground forces go in armed with sub-atomic frying pans.
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war si hateful and the fsm does not and cannot tolerate it, especially when it’s in his name. those who go to a pointless war wiil never see the beer valcanos and stripper factories! instead they will go to hell where the beer is stale and the strippers have vd.
Can i get a RAMEN?!
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Fellow noodle lovers and FSM skeptics alike, I’d like to add this to our little intellectual debate;
The United States is responsible for the power that was given to those who are now are enemies. Osama bin Laden was originally funded by our government with technology, weapons, and money to quarrel with the Soviet Union. And Saddam Hussein? He was funded by the same means, but then it was to do battle with Iran, while the Iran-Contra affair was pushing even more weapons into the Middle East. All these weapons and all these religious and social divisions in a hotbed of religious zealotry in a part of the world that tends to have a general dissent towards the U.S. acted as a sort of time bomb that we set up for ourselves. And do you know who’s responsible? The wealthy, corrupted, predominantly, but not entirely, right wing politicians and oil moguls that tend to run this country, who back their statements with religion, lies, and propaganda to fool a stupid nation into what they want them to believe.
Now it’s my belief that FSM never intended for people to rally behind a leader and different religions, but it was His will that such things would eventually come to be. Therefore, the only way that we can fix the fiasco that our world is in is by eliminating the governing bodies of the World and coming together as one under His Noodley Appendage. Then and only then will we all be able to work together for the common good for each person, without a single person to tell us what to think.
Unfortunately my friends, such a dream is impossible. Man is as man is. People will lie, cheat, and steal to get the most personal gain that they possibly can in this world, and this is where all systems will fail. Thus, without a much desired lack of order, a single person could change things and bend a legion to their will. Thus, we must have systems of order in our world. At times, these systems will be corrupt and unfair, and at other times harmonious and abundant. As time goes on, nations will rise and fall, but never will any system be in place and remain as such without trouble or quarrel. It’s impossible.
And if any one human being on this plane of existence can naysay all that I’ve just said and back it up with a logical, thought-out response, I would like to hear it. RAmen!
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now ppl….. i just dont know where to begin … lets start with ..YOUR ALLL WRONG YOU STUPID FUCKERS…!! GET A FUCKING GRIP ON LIFE U FUCKING RETARDED SPAGHETTI EATING FUCKING MEATBALL FUCKING NOODLE LOVERS!… 4 FUCKING WORDS FOR YOU FREAKS…..
GET
A
FUCKING
LIFE
sincerely your mum
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“sincerely your mum”
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A fellow English poster?
C’mon – you’re one of us aren’t you :D
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Read a dictionary. it has dic in its name so you should enjoy it, faggot.
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Damn good spelling there though.
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Too many capital letter.
-15 Points from Slytherin.
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yeah Peter – far too good for a real one! (it wasn’t me btw :D)
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Commodore Angryy Sep 11th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
“Read a dictionary. it has dic in its name so you should enjoy it, faggot.”
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I don’t know about fsm hater, but that would not make it any more enjoyable for me.
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Whoa! Lots of F-bombs! Does that feel better now, honey?
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@ Aristotle.
Maybe he’s faggier than you. you said you were only 70%.
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NOW HELLO AGAIN YOU FUCKING RETARDED AMERICAN FUCKMONKEYS, IM TIRED OF YOU FUCKING SHIT ASS FUCKING CUNT SUCKERS WHO BELIEVE A FUCKING BUNCH OF CRAP ASS NOODLE FUCKING SPAGHETTI CHOPSTIX SHIT….FUCKERS… NOW THE ONLY TRUTH HERE IS NOT” IS THERE GOD ,, ISNT THERE” NO THE TRUTH IS YOU R ALL FUCKING CUNTS AND WHORES.
GOOD FUCKING NIGHT .
PRICKS
sincerely your mum.
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@ hater Wow, Mom, how’d you escape hell, again?? I thought they were going to chain you up well this time? Did they forget to let you dive into the volcano again? I will speak to management I promise. I know it’s really you, because only you could curse that much and that uninventively. I see being around all the other losers with the stale beer and whiskey hasn’t sharpened your tongue much. You should really try to work on that, there are so many grander, more disgusting ways to express yourself! Please try to hang around some of the smarter ones around you, and stay away from the fundies, they are as retarded as you made yourself by frying your brain on drugs, but thanks for leaving mine intact, since I’ve gotten great mileage out of it. Kisses
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I’m English!
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Oh, don’t make her think too hard, Mom fried her brains years ago. the only thing I ever saw her use regularly was much lower than that, so cut her some slack. Don’t try to confuse her with pointing out there’s actually a country with the same name as the language we speak. Just make hushing noises until the nice men with alcohol and white coats arrive!
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@fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS
You want to try and control all that spitting and frothing at the mouth or you’ll ruin your keyboard. You’ve obviously already glued your caps key to “on” with all your dribble.
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fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS Oct 6th, 2007 at 11:08 am (aka “sincerely your mum.”)
I take it, that you madam are a loving Christian?
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Hi folks
First post here for me, but long time follower of the FSM
Just read through all the comments here, having missed this comment section before.
Interesting stuff people! Keep it up.
RAmen
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@fsm-hater-FUCKING CUNTER FUCKERS. “sincerely your mum.”
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Hey mum, I wondered what you were doing on my PC the other night.
Can I have egg an chips for diner?
PS What’s a CUNTER?
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HELLO YOU CUNT FUCKERS, JUST TO REMIND YOU TO EAT YOUR OWN BOLLOCKS (thats to each and every one of you) FUCKING ANAL LITTLE AMERICANS….. I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE ON ONE OF YOUR FUCKING DIPSHIT HOLY BEATBALLS… STUPID BITCHES
sincerely , your mum
(grans not home)
FUCKERS
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PS . I DOTN BELIEVE IN SHIT ……….. THANK YOU AND SUCK MY TESTICLES YOU MEAT LOVING FREAKISH SPOTTY DOG FUCKING HOMO CHILD ABUSING MOTHERFUCKING UGLY BITCHES
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EGG AND CHIPS IS ON THE TABLE BY THE WAY, DICKWADS.
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Wow, I feel dirty.
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WOW, I FEEL DIRTY
(now thats better)
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@fsm-HATER-CUNTISHPRICKPEOPLE or should I call you Wayne?
Your message of hate is being diluted because your spelling and use of all capital letters is distracting.
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Let me guess, you are not american. I think that you should know that a lot of the pastafarians are located outside of america and are actually not american citizens. I do not want to name them all because I would not want to leave anyone out.
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If you don’t believe in anything, why do you care about pastafarians? What did you loose a girlfriend to a pastafarian?
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I would try and argue with you, but other than your seeming hatred, you have made no points.
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Do you realize that name calling is the last resort of a weak argument and you started with name calling? Looks bad for you, bud.
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One last thing, I am very proud to be a cunt fucker and a vagitarian.
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Wow…Mr Hater sure has a potty mouth? I wonder if that is what they teach them in Sunday School these days? I’m not sure if Mr Hater, is more of a hater of Pastafarians or a hater of Americans? I wonder if he knows that most of the people who come to this site aren’t Americans?
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Wherever Hater boy is from though, they should probably work on spelling and grammar in his school system. I know here in Canada, they really stress that, most especially when a person is trying not to sound like a total moron.
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If someone cares to actually hate the FSM, does that mean Pastafarianism is getting somewhere? That way ’round we could avoid the obligatory slaughtering of thousands innocents to become a respected religion!
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