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Pluto
I think they’re taking it in turns. Posting too! Also think they sound a bit like a threesome we had visit once before…bit more wordy and a little more creative this time though. Was quite a while back (before xmas I think) and I can’t remember which thread offhand. I might be wrong :p
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Ships Cat
Oct 11th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Meow!…
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Hi Cat, so good to hear you’re safe, purple fur still intact? I was all ready to go wabbit-hunting :)
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Might do a bit of troll-hunting next, those posts hurt my eyes!
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@ Wench Nikkiee
Good point. I just looked at some of his posts from yesterday and a few of them were almost instantaneous. So at least 2 of them, but then again him writing so fast could explain why his spelling is so bad. Or I could be because he’s playing with himself wile he writes?
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ITS ALL TRUE. WE TAK IT IN TURNS POSTING AND RIMMING EACH OTHR OUT! SORYY MY SON IS SUCH A FUCKIN CUNT BUT HE IS MENALY YOUNG AND HAS A LOT OF PROBLMS. THAT’S WHY HIS DAD LEFT HATER WOULD CALL HIM AT WORK AND PESTER HIM FOR SEX SO HE TOOK THE DOG AND LEFT MU SKANK ASS.
I MISS THE DOG MORE AS LIKE HI SON HATERS DAD HAD A SMALL DICK AND COULD BARLY TUCH THE SIDES. IT WAS LIKE THROWING A MATCH STICK DOWN A HALL WAY.
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Err… thanks but no thanks. I think you need to get a new dog. Just don’t tell the RSPCA what you want to do with it, ok?
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Hi Nikkiee – well, slash is usually spelt a bit better and actually has more fun in it – so, sort of – maybe sadist slash?
Hi everyone else :)
Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy Friday, Booty :)
Who is this capital-letter-joke??
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Hi Lilith…good to see you out and about on this Holey day :)
“Capital-letter-joke” appears to be a couple of young lonely demented incarcerated virgins indulging their homo-erotic/beastiality fantasies. Must be nearly medication time again for them.
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Ah – luckily I don’t know him, but unfortunately he appears to hail from the same island as me, so I am keeping a watch out just in case – I haven’t noticed anyone dribbling yet, so I think I am OK ;)
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FUCK YOU LILITH YOUR JUST JELOS COS I GET MORE DICK THAN YOU DO!!!!
I’M NOT WRITIN IN CAPS FUCK HEADS IM USE VOICE REGOGNITION COS I CANT READ OR WRIT AND IT COME S OUT IN CAPS COS I SHOUT SO MUCH RETARDS. ALSO SPELLIN ANT GOOD COS I DON’T TURK PROPERLY ETHER.
PLUTO YOU GAY YOU CAN BE MY DOG AND I CAN SCRATCH YOUR EARS AND GIVE YU REACH AROUND. THEN YOU CAN BERRY YOUR BONE FAG. IS THAT TURNING YOU ON QUEER COS ITS MAKING MY NIPLES HARD!!!!!
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last post translation – he has a little willy.
Booty – in her official capacity as a urology nurse.
No charge.
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BOOTY YOU ARE RIGT I HAVE HAD 12 YER OLDS WITH BIGER COCK THAN THAT MAGGOT AN THEY WERE GIRLS. LOOKSLIKE A FUCKIN BABYS THUM!!!!!!!!! AN THATSA WHEN HE COUD GET IT UP!!!!!!
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Hater, I tried being witty, I tried being insulting, I even suggested suicide. But your still here! So how about I use language you can understand because you clearly don’t know shit about English! Or even how to be English Man; we have a rep for being cynical and sarcastic, witty and charming with great sense’s of humour. You just make us look like dicks. So until you are deported for the crime of being shit as fuck:
FUCK OF AND DIE COCK SOMKER!!!!
Can you understand that? I wouldn’t really give a shit about you being insulting if you were clever about it. But I doubt you have the capacity to be clever about anything.
So stop soliciting homosexual sex on this site and go find some men you’d like to know better!
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@Pluto – chill dude, you can’t honestly be getting upset over someone (or someones) who is either a child or is obviously mentally challenged in some way. The best policy is just to ignore him (them) until they go away. And if they don’t go away, maybe RPW or Aristotle will make them.
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It’s Friday, it is a holy day, it is a day to give thanks to the monster who is spaghetti, and the grog that is waiting after work.
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@RW – good on you. My sister-in-law has gone back for her second degree in Ostopathy(sp?) she said it is the hardest thing she has ever taken. I sure it is the most rewarding though.
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@Iron Bess
True but I’m not really getting angry. But I think he still needs to see someone about his sexuality, he seems very confused! But you are defiantly right about his age. One of my work mate and I were looking at his post. We notice that, after I successfully baited him out (not sure if it was calling him bitch or if it was telling him to kill himself that did it), the posts from him started at about the same time schools over here close. I think he must have been in his IT lesson for the first few or hiding from bully’s in the library.
However I’m starting to get the feeling today’s post are coming from some one else. Its too self derogatory and yesterdays guy/guys were up them selves.
Note this:
fsm-hater-COCKLUVR Oct 12th, 2007 at 2:00 am
“I SHOW YOUR POSTS TO THE GUYS AT SCHOOL COS I HOP IF I IMPRESS THEM THEY WONT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND STICK MY HEAD IN A TOYLATE AND THEN I COULD BE THERE FRENDS COS IV ALWAYS WANTED SOME”
Not the sort of thing someone who thinks he is superior to us (as shown in his previous comments) would say about himself.
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fsm-hater-COCKLUVR Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:02 am
“IT IS ME HONEST! DEFNLY NOT ANYONE WHO NOS ME OR WERE/WHAT I LIKE TO POST OR WHAT A TWAT I AM IN REAL LIFE!”
Again “…WHAT A TWAT I AM IN REAL LIFE”?
fsm-hater-COCKLUVRS MUM Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:03 am
“SORYY MY SON IS SUCH A FUCKIN CUNT BUT HE IS MENALY YOUNG AND HAS A LOT OF PROBLMS.”
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“I MISS THE DOG MORE AS LIKE HI SON HATERS DAD HAD A SMALL DICK AND COULD BARLY TUCH THE SIDES. IT WAS LIKE THROWING A MATCH STICK DOWN A HALL WAY.”
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fsm-hater-COCKLUVR Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:50 am
“…YOUR JUST JELOS COS I GET MORE DICK THAN YOU DO!!!!”
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“ALSO SPELLIN ANT GOOD COS I DON’T TURK PROPERLY ETHER.”
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fsm-hater-COCKLUVRS DAD Oct 12th, 2007 at 4:51 am
“I LEFT COS HATR GAVE ME AN THE DOD VD THE DIRTY FUCKIN SLUT!”
I assume that’s should be DOG.
And most tellingly.
“NOT BECASE HE FUCKED OF ANY OF HIS FRIENDS COS HE AINT GOT NONE!!!”
I think this is a more personal attack on Hater than anything else. The poster/posters make a lot of reference to Haters parents splitting up. I think this could someone who knows him and a bit about his family “NOT BECASE HE FUCKED OF ANY OF HIS FRIENDS COS HE AINT GOT NONE!!!” Someone he pissed off in the real would?
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Pluto – I think he is just a troll – the spelling is too appalling to be real.
They can be fun to respond to if you like, but don’t take him as being “real”.
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Booty it’s not that! It’s the sudden change of view! Apart from spelling and grammar the whole feel of the posts is completely different. Some of the spelling mistakes are different and look deliberate.
Why change his stance of being superior to one of self abuse? Why tell us we need to get a life then make out he hasn’t got one? It’s all wrong. To quote Columbo “something just doesn’t make scenes!”
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@ IB – Thank you! :) What I’m doing isn’t nearly as challenging as what your sister-in-law is doing!! :)) I have a friend in Osteopathy school right now (I bought my beloved Rowdy horse from him 8 years ago) and it is certainly the hardest thing he’s ever done!
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@ Pluto – I’m sorry I haven’t had a chance to actually “meet” you yet! I used to be a very regular poster here but then life got in the way. So “hi” and glad you are here! :)
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@ Ships Cat – your purring always does it for me! :))
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Off for a jog…
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@ Rowdiest Wench Oct 12th, 2007 at 7:16 am
Thanks it’s good to be here. I’ve only started posting in the last month or so but was aware of the site before that. Replying to hate mail is something I just can’t resist, passes time on days when work is slow.
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@RW – have a good run…I am jealous…I won’t be able to go until after work. How’s riding lessons going? Are you still giving them now that you are in school? I haven’t been able to access the group from home, my ‘puter is acting wonky, so I have missed the chats. I was going to update pictures because my kid is visiting. And work frowns on those kinds of things. Say hi to everyone from me.
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@Pluto – I agree it could possibly be a different kid, but if you get wound up about him or others, well it just brings you down to a pre-teen mentality. Leave the trolls under the bridge and wait for fundies who are a lot more fun to torment.
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@ Pluto – it took me a while to start posting after I started visiting the site. It seems a big step to jump in! Glad you did!
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@ Iron Bess – I will say hi to everyone for you in just a couple of minutes! The riding lessons are kind of slow, but that’s OK! It’s hard enough to keep up with everything! Thanks for asking. I really do enjoy teaching – it is very fulfilling for me. But, I think the massage therapy will be too and it’s not weather dependent!!! :)
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@ IB – Message posted! :)) And the run was good! I haven’t been able to go for a couple of weeks. I should have worn shorts instead of long pants – it was warmer than I thought. Oh well, sweating doesn’t really hurt! :)
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Oh lucky girl, it has been pretty crappy, weather wise, here. When it isn’t raining, it’s trying to snow. Yikes and yuck. I hate running with all my gear on. But the good news is that I got my part for my treadmill so when it does get really bad, at least I can still run. Although I hate running on treadmills almost as much as I hate fundy speak.
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@ IB – I’ve never tried running on a treadmill. It seems like it would be hard on your legs? But then again, I am not that dedicated…although I’ve been running for several years now. It’s good at so many levels! I go to our local lake, about a five minute drive from the house. They have a 3.1 mile track around the outside of the lake and it’s all hills. Weather-wise, we are several degrees (F) above where we should be. Which is great, except the horses have their winter coats starting…
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Well, I’d best be off to work on a project for school. Always something!
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Do the UK chapter fancy a rally preaching to the masses in Leeds Yorkshire? I suggest outside Harvey Nicks for the Chistmas shoppers. Bring costumes and pamphets and I will contact the press. Any takers?? Suggestions for a date and time??
RAman
Iain
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Ah, so I spelt Xmas wrong, I have been at the Beer Volcano, and eaten a big bowl of noodles. Truely I am in Heaven. Still, In Vino Veritas, Let’s do it!!
Iain
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