The Church of the FSM is looking for content. Details
here
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I wanna flying spaghetti monster plushi!!
really funny pictures!
Where can i get a FSM plushi???
Cool pics.
I love the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Supreme Pontiff I did have a few issues, until I realised the sublime beauty of being a Pirate and basking in the glow of the FSM.
I want to convert ! The only thing I have to do now is figure out how to Order the rest of the Catholic World to conform….it’ll take a couple of dry runs in the Vatican first….but hey I got them to elect me Pope so this shouldn’t be an issue. The only question I have is about gays…do you accept them? Considering their wealth and power, I think you should. Unfortunately too much history has stopped me accepting them into the Catholic Church.
All Hail The Supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster !
Benedict XVI Papa
i wnt a plushi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I had the proper materials I could make one, but to sufice the demand of millions of Pastafarians, I would need a factory, anyone want to find a plushie factory and make them make FSM plushies?
If i had the munny, i wood by a factory and keep all the plushies to myself
Ancient Belief-
As the noodles reached down from the sky they spread the love with something amazing, something spectacular, and something people say was just beautiful. As the noodly goodness reigned down so did every layer of rock, every pebble, grain of sand, drop of water and every cell and molecule of life. It was as if two planets were colliding, exploding upon impact. The goodness quickly spread far and wide touching the far corners of the earth along with every planet in the solar system. It has been said that the surrounding goodness would lift you up into the sky until you reached two giant meatballs. You would shake hands and return to earth, a changed man. An ancient prayer says, bless us with your noodly goodness and spicy meat-a-balls, all hail the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
is that guy with the beard Bobby Henderson? and is the girl his daughter? or is this just some random guy’s vacation pics?
@Lylly
“some random guy’s vacation pics?”…some random guy??? Interesting choice of words Lylly…along with the link on your name…maybe you can tell us???…
RAmen
The pictures are of our short vacation to Legoland about 30 minutes from home. Gotta love living in the “OC.”
The FSM kindly graces us with his/her/its presence on all our vacations.
Isn’t it awfully irresponsible of you to be teaching your child to believe in imaginary supernatural beings? Just look at that second photo from the bottom. The shame of it!
If Bobby started selling those plushies, think of the money he would make! Of course, all profit would go towards Pastafarianism…
The only reason the entire earth isnt on fire yet is because of the pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland!
don’t forrget about the movies, book, and all sorts of costumes that people are buying because of POTC! People just buy some foam, cut into noodle shape, buy those wiggly eye thingys, then get some cotton ball and paint/color red. there you go. recipe for a FSM plushe
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with teaching children to believe in an imaginary supernatural being, as long as you also teach them that (he, she, it) will bring you money for loose baby teeth, candy for Easter, toys for Christmas, or has died for your sins.
In all fairness, Jesus wasn’t imaginary and the tooth fairy is not a Christian figure.
Nor is the Flying Spaghetti Monster imaginary! or christian figure, thank the mighty FSM! RAmen
Awww, His fluffy avatar is sooo cute! I wish I could have him with me on my holidays. :(
WHY THE HELL DO YOU BELIVE IN THIS IDIOTIC BELEIVERS IF FSM WAS REAL I WOULD EAT HIM SO ;P;P;P;P;P;P;P
Santa be lookin mighty confused
Ah-hah-hah-hah!! I love the Santa one!!!
IS this the only way you can get noney you all need to get jobs and lifes I mean who thinks of the fsm i mean wow i dont even know wht to say but yall just need to go get laid