I love the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Supreme Pontiff I did have a few issues, until I realised the sublime beauty of being a Pirate and basking in the glow of the FSM.
I want to convert ! The only thing I have to do now is figure out how to Order the rest of the Catholic World to conform….it’ll take a couple of dry runs in the Vatican first….but hey I got them to elect me Pope so this shouldn’t be an issue. The only question I have is about gays…do you accept them? Considering their wealth and power, I think you should. Unfortunately too much history has stopped me accepting them into the Catholic Church.
All Hail The Supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster !
Benedict XVI Papa
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EnglishFollower – FSM ROX!!! -
Dec 4th, 2006
i wnt a plushi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heitomos -
Jan 20th, 2007
If I had the proper materials I could make one, but to sufice the demand of millions of Pastafarians, I would need a factory, anyone want to find a plushie factory and make them make FSM plushies?
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Brandolf -
Feb 19th, 2007
If i had the munny, i wood by a factory and keep all the plushies to myself
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Buck B -
Feb 28th, 2007
Ancient Belief-
As the noodles reached down from the sky they spread the love with something amazing, something spectacular, and something people say was just beautiful. As the noodly goodness reigned down so did every layer of rock, every pebble, grain of sand, drop of water and every cell and molecule of life. It was as if two planets were colliding, exploding upon impact. The goodness quickly spread far and wide touching the far corners of the earth along with every planet in the solar system. It has been said that the surrounding goodness would lift you up into the sky until you reached two giant meatballs. You would shake hands and return to earth, a changed man. An ancient prayer says, bless us with your noodly goodness and spicy meat-a-balls, all hail the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
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Lylly -
Feb 28th, 2007
is that guy with the beard Bobby Henderson? and is the girl his daughter? or is this just some random guy’s vacation pics?
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Thumper -
Feb 28th, 2007
@Lylly
“some random guy’s vacation pics?”…some random guy??? Interesting choice of words Lylly…along with the link on your name…maybe you can tell us???…
RAmen
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PastaWitch -
Mar 26th, 2007
The pictures are of our short vacation to Legoland about 30 minutes from home. Gotta love living in the “OC.”
The FSM kindly graces us with his/her/its presence on all our vacations.
Isn’t it awfully irresponsible of you to be teaching your child to believe in imaginary supernatural beings? Just look at that second photo from the bottom. The shame of it!
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Brother Buttsecks -
Apr 15th, 2007
If Bobby started selling those plushies, think of the money he would make! Of course, all profit would go towards Pastafarianism…
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Alex -
May 30th, 2007
The only reason the entire earth isnt on fire yet is because of the pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland!
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Gaara the Pirate Ninja -
Jun 19th, 2007
don’t forrget about the movies, book, and all sorts of costumes that people are buying because of POTC! People just buy some foam, cut into noodle shape, buy those wiggly eye thingys, then get some cotton ball and paint/color red. there you go. recipe for a FSM plushe
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Bill Widman -
Jul 27th, 2007
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with teaching children to believe in an imaginary supernatural being, as long as you also teach them that (he, she, it) will bring you money for loose baby teeth, candy for Easter, toys for Christmas, or has died for your sins.
WHY THE HELL DO YOU BELIVE IN THIS IDIOTIC BELEIVERS IF FSM WAS REAL I WOULD EAT HIM SO ;P;P;P;P;P;P;P
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Michael C -
Feb 20th, 2008
Santa be lookin mighty confused
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Pirate Cow -
Apr 24th, 2008
Ah-hah-hah-hah!! I love the Santa one!!!
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coyazo -
May 7th, 2008
IS this the only way you can get noney you all need to get jobs and lifes I mean who thinks of the fsm i mean wow i dont even know wht to say but yall just need to go get laid
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Azu -
Jul 16th, 2008
i want a fsm plushie, do u guys sell them? u should :P
RAmen~!
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NeCrom-X -
Jul 29th, 2008
@coyazo I think the fact that three pictures have kids in them is proof that followers of the FSM are getting laid…in this life and probably in the afterlife with the stripper factory and all.
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sir david hasslehoff -
Aug 23rd, 2008
Ah how I enjoy such an amazing display of proof.
The FSM is indeed quite realistic, and whomever said if the FSM were real, he would be eaten. Well I strongly hope you burn in hell with Satan while he continuously tortures the midgets in every way possible.
So to conclude this, I feel the FSM has been greatly displayed in these photographs and I would strongly and solely enjoy it if more people would take the time to incorporate the FSM into their vacations. It would make the world a much better place for you, and I.
RAmen.
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Darwin’sMonkey -
Aug 24th, 2008
Hey Coyazo, you retard… You really are proof that Xtians are walking around blinded by stupidity and idiotic faith, did you even look at the pictures? Notice it’s a man, his lovely wife and two beautiful children, I’m going to guess they’ve both gotten “laid” at least twice. Is that what xtians call it?? Getting “laid”? That must really work on the little lady after she makes your breakfast, milks the cows and tends to the WARSHIN’.
RAmen
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I wanna flying spaghetti monster plushi!!
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really funny pictures!
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Where can i get a FSM plushi???
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Cool pics.
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I love the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Supreme Pontiff I did have a few issues, until I realised the sublime beauty of being a Pirate and basking in the glow of the FSM.
I want to convert ! The only thing I have to do now is figure out how to Order the rest of the Catholic World to conform….it’ll take a couple of dry runs in the Vatican first….but hey I got them to elect me Pope so this shouldn’t be an issue. The only question I have is about gays…do you accept them? Considering their wealth and power, I think you should. Unfortunately too much history has stopped me accepting them into the Catholic Church.
All Hail The Supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster !
Benedict XVI Papa
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i wnt a plushi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I had the proper materials I could make one, but to sufice the demand of millions of Pastafarians, I would need a factory, anyone want to find a plushie factory and make them make FSM plushies?
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If i had the munny, i wood by a factory and keep all the plushies to myself
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Ancient Belief-
As the noodles reached down from the sky they spread the love with something amazing, something spectacular, and something people say was just beautiful. As the noodly goodness reigned down so did every layer of rock, every pebble, grain of sand, drop of water and every cell and molecule of life. It was as if two planets were colliding, exploding upon impact. The goodness quickly spread far and wide touching the far corners of the earth along with every planet in the solar system. It has been said that the surrounding goodness would lift you up into the sky until you reached two giant meatballs. You would shake hands and return to earth, a changed man. An ancient prayer says, bless us with your noodly goodness and spicy meat-a-balls, all hail the goodness of the noodles.
Ramen
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is that guy with the beard Bobby Henderson? and is the girl his daughter? or is this just some random guy’s vacation pics?
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@Lylly
“some random guy’s vacation pics?”…some random guy??? Interesting choice of words Lylly…along with the link on your name…maybe you can tell us???…
RAmen
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The pictures are of our short vacation to Legoland about 30 minutes from home. Gotta love living in the “OC.”
The FSM kindly graces us with his/her/its presence on all our vacations.
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If Bobby started selling those plushies, think of the money he would make! Of course, all profit would go towards Pastafarianism…
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The only reason the entire earth isnt on fire yet is because of the pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland!
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don’t forrget about the movies, book, and all sorts of costumes that people are buying because of POTC! People just buy some foam, cut into noodle shape, buy those wiggly eye thingys, then get some cotton ball and paint/color red. there you go. recipe for a FSM plushe
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I don’t think there’s anything wrong with teaching children to believe in an imaginary supernatural being, as long as you also teach them that (he, she, it) will bring you money for loose baby teeth, candy for Easter, toys for Christmas, or has died for your sins.
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In all fairness, Jesus wasn’t imaginary and the tooth fairy is not a Christian figure.
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Nor is the Flying Spaghetti Monster imaginary! or christian figure, thank the mighty FSM! RAmen
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Awww, His fluffy avatar is sooo cute! I wish I could have him with me on my holidays. :(
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Santa be lookin mighty confused
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Ah-hah-hah-hah!! I love the Santa one!!!
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IS this the only way you can get noney you all need to get jobs and lifes I mean who thinks of the fsm i mean wow i dont even know wht to say but yall just need to go get laid
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i want a fsm plushie, do u guys sell them? u should :P
RAmen~!
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@coyazo I think the fact that three pictures have kids in them is proof that followers of the FSM are getting laid…in this life and probably in the afterlife with the stripper factory and all.
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Ah how I enjoy such an amazing display of proof.
The FSM is indeed quite realistic, and whomever said if the FSM were real, he would be eaten. Well I strongly hope you burn in hell with Satan while he continuously tortures the midgets in every way possible.
So to conclude this, I feel the FSM has been greatly displayed in these photographs and I would strongly and solely enjoy it if more people would take the time to incorporate the FSM into their vacations. It would make the world a much better place for you, and I.
RAmen.
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Hey Coyazo, you retard… You really are proof that Xtians are walking around blinded by stupidity and idiotic faith, did you even look at the pictures? Notice it’s a man, his lovely wife and two beautiful children, I’m going to guess they’ve both gotten “laid” at least twice. Is that what xtians call it?? Getting “laid”? That must really work on the little lady after she makes your breakfast, milks the cows and tends to the WARSHIN’.
RAmen
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AWWWW i Want one!!!
ALL HAIL THE FSM!!! RAmen!
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OMGZORZ meh FSM is FTW I LOVE SPAGEHTTI!
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i wanna plushie=[
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