Question: Where did all this start?

Answer: About 2 thousand years ago a few blokes in a very primitive tribe, got together for a fun night with a prostitute and a lot of very good mushrooms. During the night they had a vision of a baby teapot (a miracle itself seeing they did not know what tea was, let alone teapots). Of course the next morning, when the mushrooms had worn off, and the teapot actually turned out to be a kettle they knew the truth, but they had already written the “story of the teapot”.
About 300 years past until one day someone dug up the story in the rubbish tip and took it to his leader, King Con. At that time the kings power over the people was dwindling because they were getting tied of the same old stories about dragons, goblins and fairies He thought “This is a slightly more sophisticated story than the goblins and dragons, this will keep my dynasty going for a while. “

Since that time there have been numerus sightings, most have turned out to be kettles or pans but some go unexplained.

Question: Is there any evidence that the teapot actually exists?

Answer: None what so ever, except our faith, and you try to prove that the teapot does not exist.

Question: OK, so how did the teapot get there, who created the teapot?

Answer: The teapot did not have a creator and has been there forever, even before there was a sun for it to orbit around, even before there were cups of tea. Look around the universe, if you look hard enough you can see that everything is created in the image of the teapot. For instance non-believers think there is a star formation shaped like a saucepan but of course we know the truth. A human face is actually made in the teapots image, with two handles. Eg ears for handles, nose for spout.

Question: There is no evidence that praying to the teapot has any effect at all, how do you justify the waste of time and money spent by the followers and supported by governments, on building churches and other monuments in the image of the teapot?

Answer: How can you say that praying to the teapot does not work, when just the other day one of our congregation (Jane Smith) was diagnosed with testicular cancer? After weeks of our followers praying, she was told that she had been sent the wrong letter. Subsequent to this, John Smith, a non-believer died of testicular cancer, which proves what happens to those of little faith.

There are many other stories like this miracle effecting people with all sorts of illness that have been diagnosed within our church. Of course those evil amputees aren’t amongst them because it’s their fault, they should have taken better care of the teapot’s work.

Now that you have read this story, and you realize that it is complete nonsense, go back to the top, do a global search and replace with your Word Processing software, replacing “the teapot” with “god” and you will get an idea of how nieve and misguided Christians are.

David B. you can get whatever u want on your dogtags as long as you are willing to fork over the $1-3 it costs to have them made at a store. I plan to head over to one of the iraqi shops and get a set for myself after my shift.
RAmen

-Ramen
Giuls

“Pretty sure they’re just angry we get beer volcanoes and they don’t. *laughs merrily*”
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Yep there’s that…… and the fact the FSM has bigger balls!