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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
A lot of things are coming together for me. When I was a young spud in Firenze, mama would proffer a pasta known as “rotelli”, hawked by the Ronzoni company, then in Long Island City, NY. Maybe it wasn’t rotelli but they were like wheel-shaped UFOs of some sort. There is reference in Ezekiel of such wheeled craft. The connection now is obvious. You FSM guys and gals – connecting a lot of dots, you are.
Damn… Now I wish I lived in America. Nobody knows about FSM here in Norway. But I just made my own t-shirt! We have these clothing-pencils. I draw the FSM-sign and wrote “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” =) Can’t wait to go out with it, ha!
Has anyone introduced the US ARMY?
The army has a list of approved religions soldiers can be and I want FSM to be on it!
I think that ill go see if i can have the religion on my dogtags changed from “other” to FSM.
I pray the noodles will guide me, when i am lost. Will help me stand tall when the Army tries to tell me i must say “other”!
RAmen.
GASP!
The US army sets limits on what religions you can be? Thats amazing! (in a bad way). Does that mean they exclude people on the basis of religion? BUT THE FSM LOVES US ALL! (and/or is to inebriated to really care about such trivial matters). Is it all inclusive? or does it just have Christian/Christian derivatives? Does anyone else find this a bit sus?
ShinyG.
@ moonshine g
it doesn’t exclude on a basis of religion, sit, they need everyone they can get.
it just means what relgion will go on your dog tag. you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.
Commodore Angryy
“you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.”
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You know - that doesn’t sound too bad :) I don’t want any kind of grave just yet!
Why would God want to be anything other than a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Makes perfect sense to me.
I mean, Pasta in all of its many forms is delicious.
Really, if you’re insistant enough, you CAN get what you want on your dog tags, long as its short enough. Mine said Pagan for my seven years of Army slavery. (If you must serve, be an officer.) I am sure as long as you annoy your superiors enough to stand next to the person typing them and dictate FSM, that’s what they’ll say. The firmest rule in the Army is “how can I get you to stop bugging me fastest?” If you politely make it obvious you won’t go away until your dog tags say FSM, they’ll say FSM. I was touched by the irreverent spirit of his noodly appendage long before I ever heard of the great pasta ball in the sky!
RAmen!
you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you
you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke
you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one
suck my balls
I’m so glad fellow Terps have realized the TRUE way of life.
I would have loved to see this personally.
Wow I missed this psycho first time round!
“you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you”
“you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke”
Clearly a people person aren’t you Robin?
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“you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one.
suck my balls”
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I take it from your violent and repugnant nature, plus your feeble attempts at a death threat, that you picked god?
You appear to be and ignorant, violent, abusive idiot who is incapable of discerning fact from fiction.
Well done you are a perfect Christian, apart from the homosexuality! Well done for sticking to your convictions, I’m sure the gayness will clear up with some help. If not you can always kill yourself.
Why are they so violent? Is that something that comes with religion?
You are baptised and then you turn violent?
Well, from what I can gather; yes, yes it does. I think it’s what comes of punishing your self all the time and going without sex/masturbation. You get pissed off and biter about the fun everyone else has.
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If only we could clone you Pam. Then every one could be happy for a bit. Well at least until all the clones come running to me for good loving ;)
I bet they will go running to you…They will take you and kidnap you…so much pleasure…so little time.
I’ll have to keep cloning my tackle to replace it when it gets worn away