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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Welcome to locked ward Paladin :)
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What is it with all of these trackbacks today? Free Celtic ringtones was most unfriendly!
What are they anyway? There seem to be a lot today.
Hi RDPK :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trackback
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Bloody annoying at times - I’ve dredged up a few ancient threads to see what ‘Viagra’ and ‘free hentai pr0n’ have had to say on more than one occasion!
Right, thanks alchemist! I was a bit suspicious about viagra but there are sometimes genuine posters here who chose similar names. Usually trolls (or teens trying to be trolls) so I wasn’t always sure. And when I checked there was no comment to be seen. At least now I know why!
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I’ll probably have to change my e-mail soon. The rate of spam hasgone up markedly. I start getting a lot of mails for pilz (nudge nudge)and almost real watches lately.
@Paladin
Good lad, unfortunately I utterly despise anime or manga or whatever the hell you wanna call it.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages!
RAmen
Hi Pixel :) me too with the anime shit! Bring back The Beano - Dennis the Menace was my hero. Viz is worth a look at! Rodger Irrelevant, Jonny Fartpants, Biffa Bacon etc. It’s really a social commentary :)
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RDPK - which email do you use? I get a lot of spam on my yahoo eaddy but next to nothing on my “google” and “mail.com” ones ( I have more email addys than I have fingers and toes - I’ve had to open a file to store the pwds and logons)
@ Pixel Pop
>=(
Anime: Manga Movies
Manga: Comic Books
How can anyone NOT like manga/anime?
I pray that the noodles will heal your manga-disliking mind before it is too late…
RAMEN!!
The Paladin,
(May the pirates live forever!!!)
@ Alchemist
*shocked expression*
You….you….you prefer….the beano?!???!!!
OH MY GOD (Noodley one not the christian non-existant one, of course)
well…your choice…meh…
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The Paladin,
Paladin - Hahahahaha - I’m a Viz person to be honest. Or “Private Eye” - I’m getting on a bit *lost youth - whaaaaaaaaa*
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and meh to you too :P
Meh is my favorite word, it doesn’t really mean everything, yet it seems to translate into many, many languages…maybe it’s a holy word…
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“In the beginning there was a word, and that word was….meh!!”
Quoted from the Scripture of Lasanghulu, may we all exhalt his dark name…
The Paladin, =)
hahahahaha - Ya - got to agree :) teh meh is Zen!
Wow I wanna do that!! =] FSM rocks my hott socks off…in style!! Lurrve yooou your holiness xx
ok, so i don’t know exactly where to leave general comments, but whatever, maybe one day the great Meatballed One shall guide me thereto (if that’s even a word).
There is just one burning question I would like to ask: What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have to say about the Toothbrush King, the Great Golden Pyjama Pants and the Flaming Fridge Beast of Choas? Does the Noodley One accept them in His word, or does He tell us not to believe in their existence at all?
I think the FSM is generally too pissed to care, Hoolio.
But for a general idea of our beliefs try wikipedia - flying spaghetti monster, especially the “8 I’d really rather you didn’t”s
Hope you find that helpful :)
RAmen
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! rtmstpxlkitt
Booty I think wikipedia is just a piece of shit that anyone can change. For better idea of our befiefs, try the GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.
Remember, I’m not the poet. Are you guys affiliated with thee good folks at Fine Scale Modeler magazine? Just checking.
@Dante Alighieri
Welcome to the church of the FSM.
“I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.”
Not that I know of, but if they ever decided to support our great cause we won’t pass up the offer.