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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Wouldst that we were all created in His image and likeness. And not just me.
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Dec 23rd, 2006 at 6:06 am
” and we don’t look down on women”.
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I bet you look down on them if they are wearing a low cut top, Captain. Hmmmm……
Isn’t it official wench attire to wear low cut tops? Bit chilly here for that at the moment, but I am looking forward to the summer :)
@Wench Nikky Jan 6th, 2007 at 2:25 am
OK, OK, so we do occasionally look down on and at women particularly if they wear low cut tops.
Which Booty points out is pretty much standard issue Wench-wear.
And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
“And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?”
Always :)
I heard a rumour that the FSM created Pirates the day after He designed the beer volcanoes and was a little hungover. He apparently didn’t mean to give them the evolutionary ability to develop mental problems. He was trying to imagine a perfect being but His mind was a little hazy.
As I said, just a rumour I heard.
More unintelligent design.
RAmen
I don’t really have much choice over looking down at wenches, as I’m tall and they’re generally short.
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Low tops were invented by FSM for our benefit and I feel compelled to marvel at his creation. (I’m not being a perv.)
the U of maryland should make its self totally pastafarian for this obvious sign from FSM in guiding the hands of the artist who did this
RAmen
Go Terripins!
I am a new and enthusiastic convert to Pastafarianism. No one else I know seems to understand my faith and unfaltering belief in the FSM. I try to explain if it is okay for people to believe in Thetans and John Smith’s golden plates why is it any more/less obsurd that I believe in a flying spaghetti monster? Why must we be persecuted for our own personal choice of religion? Maybe if we started charging people thousands of dollars for the knowledge of the FSM or how about a monthly cut of their income say around 10% then our church could become all powerful and even control the government and media. Then everyone would be forced to listen to the gospel of the FSM and we could even teach it in schools as a viable atlernative to scientific evidence. But that could never happen. I am getting carried away.
Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
Sandychell Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
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Welcome Sandychell.
Don’t sweat the small stuff.
My you be forever touched,
Ramen
Now that I understand it’s the will of His Noodleyness, I will add more low cut tops to my wardrobe.
Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
Rachel Feb 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
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Munch away! Rachel!
FSM created spaghetti in his image so we could all enjoy it!
Ummmm spaghetti!
Ramen
Yeah, we made homemade pasta for PASTA day (Peace and Strippers to All, formerly Valentine’s Day). Yummy.
hmmmm i wonder how it would taste to combine chocolate or caramel (usually associated with love and Valentine’s Day)…Perhaps I shall try it! Yargh!
Chocolate pasta, yummy.
I wish my school would be touched by His Noodley Appendage..
Hm…
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I shall make a huge sign AND drink beer!
You are all sooo crazy!! may the noodly one bless you all!
RAmen (Naruto’s favorite food)
The Paladin
(Slowly being converted to following the big noodle)