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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I saw a couple girls dressed up as pirates preaching about FSM. They gave me a pamphlet, named me “hench merry”, and I was off. Needless to say I’ll be clad in my pirate attire from now on.
you are a fucking crazy people.
I’m glad to see that the students from my Alma Motter are spreading the word of the Most High the way I would if I had known about the Noodly Appendages at the time I was there.
Go Terps, FSM blesses all you say and do. The FSM thinks Duke Sucks, this came to me in a dream. He said something about taking a dump on coach k…..
lol
That is one excellent illustration of the FSP.
Kudos, college females.
I’m so proud of my alma mater.
Preved! Nice resourse! Kagdila? I’m medved
Good artwork, too. His Noodly Appendage most have guided you well.
Cole Field House is Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Civilization and the true faith come to me old alma mammy at last. Can I hear an “aaaargh!!!”?
Living the the DC Metro area I was pleased to see so many Pastafarians out and about on a late October night. Many, many pirates and yes, even child pastafarians were spreading the word and collecting candy tribute to the honor of hid noodliness.
we should all do these things in His noodly name. I pledge to convert at least ten people to the Pastafarian faith.
In His almighty name, we pray.
Yarr.
stupid pATIFarism
May God have mercy upon your lost hellbound souls.
For fucks sake who got drunk and thought of this……ffs
Thank you, Dave, and may you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
That is an excellent representation of Him. The Noodly Appendage hath guided thee well. All hail the Great Pasta!
people give me crap about being a pastafarian mostly they say the idea of god being pasta is stupid but i say that if god is some all powerfull being why couldn’t he be pasta? after all everyone loves spaghetti
long live FSM - RAmen. you guys rock! I support Unintelligent Design
@ the fat man Dec 10th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
RAmen.
Another reason why FSMism pisses on Christianity.
The Jesus lot worship by eating ‘bread’ that doesn’t fill them up and drinking wine that doesn’t make them drunk.
Where as Pastafarians can worship by eating a delicious and filling bowl of Spag. & Meat Balls and quaffing vast quantities of grog.
Given that ‘evidence’ is equal, we have a graph and better rituals, I can’t see anyone bothering with Christianity in about 20 years.
We don’t discriminate against homosexuals and we don’t look down on women.
OK, so we do look AT women, but come on we’re only human and have flimsy moral standards.
RAmen.
If the christian ‘god’ created man in his image, then why can’t FSM create pasta, a delicious and filling meal, in his image for us to enjoy?
yea, people say ‘well soaghetti was made after humans, so how could he make stuff?”? well to me it makes sence, its like math, and electricity, it has always ben there but people just ahvent discovered it yet. so you see therefore the flying spaghetti monster could have made everythign even though he is made of spag.
Sierra