If anyone has more details on this, I’d like to hear about it. Leave a comment below, if you could. Thanks.
Connect with other Pastafarians
Join the FSM Facebook group - over 35k members ...
Contribute
The Church of the FSM is looking for content. Details here
RSS Feeds
Support the Cause
The Church is funded entirely by your purchases of FSM merchandise. Thank you for your support.
Purchase the Gospel
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Propaganda Buttons
Add these buttons to your site:
Miscellaneous
Bobby's Personal Blog
Contact Bobby: Contact Me
I saw a couple girls dressed up as pirates preaching about FSM. They gave me a pamphlet, named me “hench merry”, and I was off. Needless to say I’ll be clad in my pirate attire from now on.
you are a fucking crazy people.
I’m glad to see that the students from my Alma Motter are spreading the word of the Most High the way I would if I had known about the Noodly Appendages at the time I was there.
Go Terps, FSM blesses all you say and do. The FSM thinks Duke Sucks, this came to me in a dream. He said something about taking a dump on coach k…..
lol
That is one excellent illustration of the FSP.
Kudos, college females.
I’m so proud of my alma mater.
Preved! Nice resourse! Kagdila? I’m medved
Good artwork, too. His Noodly Appendage most have guided you well.
Cole Field House is Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Civilization and the true faith come to me old alma mammy at last. Can I hear an “aaaargh!!!”?
Living the the DC Metro area I was pleased to see so many Pastafarians out and about on a late October night. Many, many pirates and yes, even child pastafarians were spreading the word and collecting candy tribute to the honor of hid noodliness.
we should all do these things in His noodly name. I pledge to convert at least ten people to the Pastafarian faith.
In His almighty name, we pray.
Yarr.
stupid pATIFarism
May God have mercy upon your lost hellbound souls.
For fucks sake who got drunk and thought of this……ffs
Thank you, Dave, and may you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
That is an excellent representation of Him. The Noodly Appendage hath guided thee well. All hail the Great Pasta!
people give me crap about being a pastafarian mostly they say the idea of god being pasta is stupid but i say that if god is some all powerfull being why couldn’t he be pasta? after all everyone loves spaghetti
long live FSM - RAmen. you guys rock! I support Unintelligent Design
@ the fat man Dec 10th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
RAmen.
Another reason why FSMism pisses on Christianity.
The Jesus lot worship by eating ‘bread’ that doesn’t fill them up and drinking wine that doesn’t make them drunk.
Where as Pastafarians can worship by eating a delicious and filling bowl of Spag. & Meat Balls and quaffing vast quantities of grog.
Given that ‘evidence’ is equal, we have a graph and better rituals, I can’t see anyone bothering with Christianity in about 20 years.
We don’t discriminate against homosexuals and we don’t look down on women.
OK, so we do look AT women, but come on we’re only human and have flimsy moral standards.
RAmen.
If the christian ‘god’ created man in his image, then why can’t FSM create pasta, a delicious and filling meal, in his image for us to enjoy?
yea, people say ‘well soaghetti was made after humans, so how could he make stuff?”? well to me it makes sence, its like math, and electricity, it has always ben there but people just ahvent discovered it yet. so you see therefore the flying spaghetti monster could have made everythign even though he is made of spag.
Sierra
Wouldst that we were all created in His image and likeness. And not just me.
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Dec 23rd, 2006 at 6:06 am
” and we don’t look down on women”.
.
I bet you look down on them if they are wearing a low cut top, Captain. Hmmmm……
Isn’t it official wench attire to wear low cut tops? Bit chilly here for that at the moment, but I am looking forward to the summer :)
@Wench Nikky Jan 6th, 2007 at 2:25 am
OK, OK, so we do occasionally look down on and at women particularly if they wear low cut tops.
Which Booty points out is pretty much standard issue Wench-wear.
And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?
@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
“And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?”
Always :)
I heard a rumour that the FSM created Pirates the day after He designed the beer volcanoes and was a little hungover. He apparently didn’t mean to give them the evolutionary ability to develop mental problems. He was trying to imagine a perfect being but His mind was a little hazy.
As I said, just a rumour I heard.
More unintelligent design.
RAmen
I don’t really have much choice over looking down at wenches, as I’m tall and they’re generally short.
.
Low tops were invented by FSM for our benefit and I feel compelled to marvel at his creation. (I’m not being a perv.)
the U of maryland should make its self totally pastafarian for this obvious sign from FSM in guiding the hands of the artist who did this
RAmen
Go Terripins!
I am a new and enthusiastic convert to Pastafarianism. No one else I know seems to understand my faith and unfaltering belief in the FSM. I try to explain if it is okay for people to believe in Thetans and John Smith’s golden plates why is it any more/less obsurd that I believe in a flying spaghetti monster? Why must we be persecuted for our own personal choice of religion? Maybe if we started charging people thousands of dollars for the knowledge of the FSM or how about a monthly cut of their income say around 10% then our church could become all powerful and even control the government and media. Then everyone would be forced to listen to the gospel of the FSM and we could even teach it in schools as a viable atlernative to scientific evidence. But that could never happen. I am getting carried away.
Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
Sandychell Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
.
Welcome Sandychell.
Don’t sweat the small stuff.
My you be forever touched,
Ramen
Now that I understand it’s the will of His Noodleyness, I will add more low cut tops to my wardrobe.
Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
Rachel Feb 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
.
Munch away! Rachel!
FSM created spaghetti in his image so we could all enjoy it!
Ummmm spaghetti!
Ramen
Yeah, we made homemade pasta for PASTA day (Peace and Strippers to All, formerly Valentine’s Day). Yummy.
hmmmm i wonder how it would taste to combine chocolate or caramel (usually associated with love and Valentine’s Day)…Perhaps I shall try it! Yargh!
Chocolate pasta, yummy.
I wish my school would be touched by His Noodley Appendage..
Hm…
>>
I shall make a huge sign AND drink beer!
You are all sooo crazy!! may the noodly one bless you all!
RAmen (Naruto’s favorite food)
The Paladin
(Slowly being converted to following the big noodle)
Welcome to locked ward Paladin :)
.
What is it with all of these trackbacks today? Free Celtic ringtones was most unfriendly!
What are they anyway? There seem to be a lot today.
Hi RDPK :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trackback
.
Bloody annoying at times - I’ve dredged up a few ancient threads to see what ‘Viagra’ and ‘free hentai pr0n’ have had to say on more than one occasion!
Right, thanks alchemist! I was a bit suspicious about viagra but there are sometimes genuine posters here who chose similar names. Usually trolls (or teens trying to be trolls) so I wasn’t always sure. And when I checked there was no comment to be seen. At least now I know why!
*
I’ll probably have to change my e-mail soon. The rate of spam hasgone up markedly. I start getting a lot of mails for pilz (nudge nudge)and almost real watches lately.
@Paladin
Good lad, unfortunately I utterly despise anime or manga or whatever the hell you wanna call it.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages!
RAmen
Hi Pixel :) me too with the anime shit! Bring back The Beano - Dennis the Menace was my hero. Viz is worth a look at! Rodger Irrelevant, Jonny Fartpants, Biffa Bacon etc. It’s really a social commentary :)
.
RDPK - which email do you use? I get a lot of spam on my yahoo eaddy but next to nothing on my “google” and “mail.com” ones ( I have more email addys than I have fingers and toes - I’ve had to open a file to store the pwds and logons)
@ Pixel Pop
>=(
Anime: Manga Movies
Manga: Comic Books
How can anyone NOT like manga/anime?
I pray that the noodles will heal your manga-disliking mind before it is too late…
RAMEN!!
The Paladin,
(May the pirates live forever!!!)
@ Alchemist
*shocked expression*
You….you….you prefer….the beano?!???!!!
OH MY GOD (Noodley one not the christian non-existant one, of course)
well…your choice…meh…
‘
The Paladin,
Paladin - Hahahahaha - I’m a Viz person to be honest. Or “Private Eye” - I’m getting on a bit *lost youth - whaaaaaaaaa*
.
and meh to you too :P
Meh is my favorite word, it doesn’t really mean everything, yet it seems to translate into many, many languages…maybe it’s a holy word…
‘
‘
“In the beginning there was a word, and that word was….meh!!”
Quoted from the Scripture of Lasanghulu, may we all exhalt his dark name…
The Paladin, =)
hahahahaha - Ya - got to agree :) teh meh is Zen!
Wow I wanna do that!! =] FSM rocks my hott socks off…in style!! Lurrve yooou your holiness xx
ok, so i don’t know exactly where to leave general comments, but whatever, maybe one day the great Meatballed One shall guide me thereto (if that’s even a word).
There is just one burning question I would like to ask: What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have to say about the Toothbrush King, the Great Golden Pyjama Pants and the Flaming Fridge Beast of Choas? Does the Noodley One accept them in His word, or does He tell us not to believe in their existence at all?
I think the FSM is generally too pissed to care, Hoolio.
But for a general idea of our beliefs try wikipedia - flying spaghetti monster, especially the “8 I’d really rather you didn’t”s
Hope you find that helpful :)
RAmen
Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! rtmstpxlkitt
Booty I think wikipedia is just a piece of shit that anyone can change. For better idea of our befiefs, try the GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.
Remember, I’m not the poet. Are you guys affiliated with thee good folks at Fine Scale Modeler magazine? Just checking.
@Dante Alighieri
Welcome to the church of the FSM.
“I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.”
Not that I know of, but if they ever decided to support our great cause we won’t pass up the offer.
A lot of things are coming together for me. When I was a young spud in Firenze, mama would proffer a pasta known as “rotelli”, hawked by the Ronzoni company, then in Long Island City, NY. Maybe it wasn’t rotelli but they were like wheel-shaped UFOs of some sort. There is reference in Ezekiel of such wheeled craft. The connection now is obvious. You FSM guys and gals – connecting a lot of dots, you are.
Damn… Now I wish I lived in America. Nobody knows about FSM here in Norway. But I just made my own t-shirt! We have these clothing-pencils. I draw the FSM-sign and wrote “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” =) Can’t wait to go out with it, ha!
Has anyone introduced the US ARMY?
The army has a list of approved religions soldiers can be and I want FSM to be on it!
I think that ill go see if i can have the religion on my dogtags changed from “other” to FSM.
I pray the noodles will guide me, when i am lost. Will help me stand tall when the Army tries to tell me i must say “other”!
RAmen.
Ben…
…
GASP!
The US army sets limits on what religions you can be? Thats amazing! (in a bad way). Does that mean they exclude people on the basis of religion? BUT THE FSM LOVES US ALL! (and/or is to inebriated to really care about such trivial matters). Is it all inclusive? or does it just have Christian/Christian derivatives? Does anyone else find this a bit sus?
ShinyG.
@ moonshine g
it doesn’t exclude on a basis of religion, sit, they need everyone they can get.
it just means what relgion will go on your dog tag. you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.
Commodore Angryy
“you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.”
.
You know - that doesn’t sound too bad :) I don’t want any kind of grave just yet!
Why would God want to be anything other than a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Makes perfect sense to me.
I mean, Pasta in all of its many forms is delicious.
ultram suppliers…
nice choice of colors. …
tramadol for arthritis…
dude cool site i like it very much. …
Really, if you’re insistant enough, you CAN get what you want on your dog tags, long as its short enough. Mine said Pagan for my seven years of Army slavery. (If you must serve, be an officer.) I am sure as long as you annoy your superiors enough to stand next to the person typing them and dictate FSM, that’s what they’ll say. The firmest rule in the Army is “how can I get you to stop bugging me fastest?” If you politely make it obvious you won’t go away until your dog tags say FSM, they’ll say FSM. I was touched by the irreverent spirit of his noodly appendage long before I ever heard of the great pasta ball in the sky!
RAmen!
you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you
you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke
you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one
suck my balls
I’m so glad fellow Terps have realized the TRUE way of life.
I would have loved to see this personally.
Wow I missed this psycho first time round!
“you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you”
“you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke”
Clearly a people person aren’t you Robin?
.
“you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one.
suck my balls”
.
I take it from your violent and repugnant nature, plus your feeble attempts at a death threat, that you picked god?
You appear to be and ignorant, violent, abusive idiot who is incapable of discerning fact from fiction.
Well done you are a perfect Christian, apart from the homosexuality! Well done for sticking to your convictions, I’m sure the gayness will clear up with some help. If not you can always kill yourself.
Why are they so violent? Is that something that comes with religion?
You are baptised and then you turn violent?
Well, from what I can gather; yes, yes it does. I think it’s what comes of punishing your self all the time and going without sex/masturbation. You get pissed off and biter about the fun everyone else has.
.
If only we could clone you Pam. Then every one could be happy for a bit. Well at least until all the clones come running to me for good loving ;)
I bet they will go running to you…They will take you and kidnap you…so much pleasure…so little time.
I’ll have to keep cloning my tackle to replace it when it gets worn away
I don’t want to get too explicit here…..=)
loan no payday telecheck teletrack no teletrack payday loan 1000 loan no payday teletrack…
…
jack black in linea…
…
regola poker…
A sito poker casino de paris…
jeu de hasard…
Respirer casino online em hold texas tightpoker.com…
holdem poker gratis…
…
fax free payday loan…
…
new ringtones…
By means of mobile mp3 ringtones free ringtones verizon…
Why do people get so mad at us expressing our beliefs?
and damn if only I could draw like that
mmm
this is the best thing i have EVER heard.
i just saw this website 10 minutes ago tops.
ive already converted 6 people to Pastafarian faith:]
i LOVE this.
and btw, robin you made me laugh.
just so you know..
As a Maryland Alum, I can only sit here and WISH the FSM was revealed to me when I was on campus. Cole Field House is in a very busy place - that’s just the perfect venue for others to see and experience! I have been touched by the Noodly Appendages!
Oh, by the way, what the heck is that Robin psycho writing about? MSU? It’s NOT the Maryland State University… I only wish that Robin would find the peace and serenity we Pastafarians have come to experience.
Cole Field House is now a shrine! Clearly an intelligent being, only FSM could have performed the miracle of placing his likeness for all to see at this place, and He meant it as a sign to us all. He wants us to repent, to embrace pasta, and to speak out against the unspeakable decline of pirates. The anti-pasta took away sailships and gave us an age of steam to test us. It will not work. We will sail on and remember than FSM wants us to restore the oceans to the glory of old. Give me that old time religion, oh FSM.
As an alum of (too) many years ago, I can only say I wish He had touched me with his noodly appendage years ago, when I was lost in a fog of meatball sauce and before I was found.
The Mormons have Jackson County, Missouri, the Christians and Jews have Jerusalem, and now we have Cole Field House. The first Pasta shrine!
juego al instante pagina internet…
Cada uno juego de poker gratis juego al instante portal…
FSM forever Nov 27th, 2007 at 5:41 am
Why do people get so mad at us expressing our beliefs?
Ummmm.. because it basically says that their beliefs are a lie. Everything that they have been taught about heaven, hell, the old man in the sky with a white beard, it’s all a manifestation of someone who thought up the best way to control people. Fear that is. Ironicly it scares the sh*t out of them.
It is the best what i saw, 4ever !!!
Naw, Mr. Roboto. Pretty sure they’re just angry we get beer volcanoes and they don’t. *laughs merrily*
The artwork is incredible. The FSM has truly blessed the artist with their talents to reveal His Noodly Goodness to the world. His works are all around us. May His Noodly Appendage bless you all, and the Chosen Linguini come upon us! R’Amen.
really now pirates?
the lack of pirates has caused global warming wow … i never knew [sarcastic]
this religion is mockery its stupid fsm really a monster made out of a Italian cuisine? thats not only a monster but flying to?
wow
you guys really thought out the box that time
i would have never thought up anything ANYTHING like this
Piratey Ninja Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
“Pretty sure they’re just angry we get beer volcanoes and they don’t. *laughs merrily*”
.
Yep there’s that…… and the fact the FSM has bigger balls!
Nice blog, i have added it to my favourites, greetings
This is lovely! I am delighted for the lucky students and staff at the University of Maryland! Keep on spreading the word!
-Ramen
Giuls