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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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hahahahaha – Ya – got to agree :) teh meh is Zen!
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Wow I wanna do that!! =] FSM rocks my hott socks off…in style!! Lurrve yooou your holiness xx
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ok, so i don’t know exactly where to leave general comments, but whatever, maybe one day the great Meatballed One shall guide me thereto (if that’s even a word).
There is just one burning question I would like to ask: What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster have to say about the Toothbrush King, the Great Golden Pyjama Pants and the Flaming Fridge Beast of Choas? Does the Noodley One accept them in His word, or does He tell us not to believe in their existence at all?
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I think the FSM is generally too pissed to care, Hoolio.
But for a general idea of our beliefs try wikipedia – flying spaghetti monster, especially the “8 I’d really rather you didn’t”s
Hope you find that helpful :)
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RAmen
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Hello! Good Site! Thanks you! rtmstpxlkitt
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Booty I think wikipedia is just a piece of shit that anyone can change. For better idea of our befiefs, try the GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER
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I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.
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Remember, I’m not the poet. Are you guys affiliated with thee good folks at Fine Scale Modeler magazine? Just checking.
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@Dante Alighieri
Welcome to the church of the FSM.
“I’m not the poet. I am the chiropodist of the same name. Ave ! and Praise to you all. By the way, are you guys affiliated with the good folks at Fueled By Ramen Records? Just checking.”
Not that I know of, but if they ever decided to support our great cause we won’t pass up the offer.
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A lot of things are coming together for me. When I was a young spud in Firenze, mama would proffer a pasta known as “rotelli”, hawked by the Ronzoni company, then in Long Island City, NY. Maybe it wasn’t rotelli but they were like wheel-shaped UFOs of some sort. There is reference in Ezekiel of such wheeled craft. The connection now is obvious. You FSM guys and gals – connecting a lot of dots, you are.
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Damn… Now I wish I lived in America. Nobody knows about FSM here in Norway. But I just made my own t-shirt! We have these clothing-pencils. I draw the FSM-sign and wrote “Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” =) Can’t wait to go out with it, ha!
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Has anyone introduced the US ARMY?
The army has a list of approved religions soldiers can be and I want FSM to be on it!
I think that ill go see if i can have the religion on my dogtags changed from “other” to FSM.
I pray the noodles will guide me, when i am lost. Will help me stand tall when the Army tries to tell me i must say “other”!
RAmen.
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GASP!
The US army sets limits on what religions you can be? Thats amazing! (in a bad way). Does that mean they exclude people on the basis of religion? BUT THE FSM LOVES US ALL! (and/or is to inebriated to really care about such trivial matters). Is it all inclusive? or does it just have Christian/Christian derivatives? Does anyone else find this a bit sus?
ShinyG.
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@ moonshine g
it doesn’t exclude on a basis of religion, sit, they need everyone they can get.
it just means what relgion will go on your dog tag. you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.
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Commodore Angryy
“you can’t have an FSM military grave right now.”
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You know – that doesn’t sound too bad :) I don’t want any kind of grave just yet!
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Why would God want to be anything other than a Flying Spaghetti Monster? Makes perfect sense to me.
I mean, Pasta in all of its many forms is delicious.
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Really, if you’re insistant enough, you CAN get what you want on your dog tags, long as its short enough. Mine said Pagan for my seven years of Army slavery. (If you must serve, be an officer.) I am sure as long as you annoy your superiors enough to stand next to the person typing them and dictate FSM, that’s what they’ll say. The firmest rule in the Army is “how can I get you to stop bugging me fastest?” If you politely make it obvious you won’t go away until your dog tags say FSM, they’ll say FSM. I was touched by the irreverent spirit of his noodly appendage long before I ever heard of the great pasta ball in the sky!
RAmen!
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you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you
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you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke
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you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one
suck my balls
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I’m so glad fellow Terps have realized the TRUE way of life.
I would have loved to see this personally.
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Wow I missed this psycho first time round!
“you fucking bastards take that shit off of MSU or i will kill all of you”
“you stupid bastards i hate all of you take that shit off of MSU or i will kill you all no joke”
Clearly a people person aren’t you Robin?
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“you guys dont know wtf you all are talking about there is no such thing as a flying spaghetti monster. there is only god and the devil pick one.
suck my balls”
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I take it from your violent and repugnant nature, plus your feeble attempts at a death threat, that you picked god?
You appear to be and ignorant, violent, abusive idiot who is incapable of discerning fact from fiction.
Well done you are a perfect Christian, apart from the homosexuality! Well done for sticking to your convictions, I’m sure the gayness will clear up with some help. If not you can always kill yourself.
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Why are they so violent? Is that something that comes with religion?
You are baptised and then you turn violent?
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Well, from what I can gather; yes, yes it does. I think it’s what comes of punishing your self all the time and going without sex/masturbation. You get pissed off and biter about the fun everyone else has.
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If only we could clone you Pam. Then every one could be happy for a bit. Well at least until all the clones come running to me for good loving ;)
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I bet they will go running to you…They will take you and kidnap you…so much pleasure…so little time.
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I’ll have to keep cloning my tackle to replace it when it gets worn away
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I don’t want to get too explicit here…..=)
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Why do people get so mad at us expressing our beliefs?
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and damn if only I could draw like that
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mmm
this is the best thing i have EVER heard.
i just saw this website 10 minutes ago tops.
ive already converted 6 people to Pastafarian faith:]
i LOVE this.
and btw, robin you made me laugh.
just so you know..
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As a Maryland Alum, I can only sit here and WISH the FSM was revealed to me when I was on campus. Cole Field House is in a very busy place – that’s just the perfect venue for others to see and experience! I have been touched by the Noodly Appendages!
Oh, by the way, what the heck is that Robin psycho writing about? MSU? It’s NOT the Maryland State University… I only wish that Robin would find the peace and serenity we Pastafarians have come to experience.
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Cole Field House is now a shrine! Clearly an intelligent being, only FSM could have performed the miracle of placing his likeness for all to see at this place, and He meant it as a sign to us all. He wants us to repent, to embrace pasta, and to speak out against the unspeakable decline of pirates. The anti-pasta took away sailships and gave us an age of steam to test us. It will not work. We will sail on and remember than FSM wants us to restore the oceans to the glory of old. Give me that old time religion, oh FSM.
As an alum of (too) many years ago, I can only say I wish He had touched me with his noodly appendage years ago, when I was lost in a fog of meatball sauce and before I was found.
The Mormons have Jackson County, Missouri, the Christians and Jews have Jerusalem, and now we have Cole Field House. The first Pasta shrine!
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FSM forever Nov 27th, 2007 at 5:41 am
Why do people get so mad at us expressing our beliefs?
Ummmm.. because it basically says that their beliefs are a lie. Everything that they have been taught about heaven, hell, the old man in the sky with a white beard, it’s all a manifestation of someone who thought up the best way to control people. Fear that is. Ironicly it scares the sh*t out of them.
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It is the best what i saw, 4ever !!!
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Naw, Mr. Roboto. Pretty sure they’re just angry we get beer volcanoes and they don’t. *laughs merrily*
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The artwork is incredible. The FSM has truly blessed the artist with their talents to reveal His Noodly Goodness to the world. His works are all around us. May His Noodly Appendage bless you all, and the Chosen Linguini come upon us! R’Amen.
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really now pirates?
the lack of pirates has caused global warming wow … i never knew [sarcastic]
this religion is mockery its stupid fsm really a monster made out of a Italian cuisine? thats not only a monster but flying to?
wow
you guys really thought out the box that time
i would have never thought up anything ANYTHING like this
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Piratey Ninja Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:39 am
“Pretty sure they’re just angry we get beer volcanoes and they don’t. *laughs merrily*”
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Yep there’s that…… and the fact the FSM has bigger balls!
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