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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I saw a couple girls dressed up as pirates preaching about FSM. They gave me a pamphlet, named me “hench merry”, and I was off. Needless to say I’ll be clad in my pirate attire from now on.
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you are a fucking crazy people.
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I’m glad to see that the students from my Alma Motter are spreading the word of the Most High the way I would if I had known about the Noodly Appendages at the time I was there.
Go Terps, FSM blesses all you say and do. The FSM thinks Duke Sucks, this came to me in a dream. He said something about taking a dump on coach k…..
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lol
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That is one excellent illustration of the FSP.
Kudos, college females.
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I’m so proud of my alma mater.
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Preved! Nice resourse! Kagdila? I’m medved
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Good artwork, too. His Noodly Appendage most have guided you well.
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Cole Field House is Touched by His Noodly Appendage. Civilization and the true faith come to me old alma mammy at last. Can I hear an “aaaargh!!!”?
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Living the the DC Metro area I was pleased to see so many Pastafarians out and about on a late October night. Many, many pirates and yes, even child pastafarians were spreading the word and collecting candy tribute to the honor of hid noodliness.
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we should all do these things in His noodly name. I pledge to convert at least ten people to the Pastafarian faith.
In His almighty name, we pray.
Yarr.
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stupid pATIFarism
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May God have mercy upon your lost hellbound souls.
For fucks sake who got drunk and thought of this……ffs
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Thank you, Dave, and may you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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That is an excellent representation of Him. The Noodly Appendage hath guided thee well. All hail the Great Pasta!
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people give me crap about being a pastafarian mostly they say the idea of god being pasta is stupid but i say that if god is some all powerfull being why couldn’t he be pasta? after all everyone loves spaghetti
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long live FSM – RAmen. you guys rock! I support Unintelligent Design
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@ the fat man Dec 10th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
RAmen.
Another reason why FSMism pisses on Christianity.
The Jesus lot worship by eating ‘bread’ that doesn’t fill them up and drinking wine that doesn’t make them drunk.
Where as Pastafarians can worship by eating a delicious and filling bowl of Spag. & Meat Balls and quaffing vast quantities of grog.
Given that ‘evidence’ is equal, we have a graph and better rituals, I can’t see anyone bothering with Christianity in about 20 years.
We don’t discriminate against homosexuals and we don’t look down on women.
OK, so we do look AT women, but come on we’re only human and have flimsy moral standards.
RAmen.
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If the christian ‘god’ created man in his image, then why can’t FSM create pasta, a delicious and filling meal, in his image for us to enjoy?
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yea, people say ‘well soaghetti was made after humans, so how could he make stuff?”? well to me it makes sence, its like math, and electricity, it has always ben there but people just ahvent discovered it yet. so you see therefore the flying spaghetti monster could have made everythign even though he is made of spag.
Sierra
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Wouldst that we were all created in His image and likeness. And not just me.
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Dec 23rd, 2006 at 6:06 am
” and we don’t look down on women”.
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I bet you look down on them if they are wearing a low cut top, Captain. Hmmmm……
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Isn’t it official wench attire to wear low cut tops? Bit chilly here for that at the moment, but I am looking forward to the summer :)
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@Wench Nikky Jan 6th, 2007 at 2:25 am
OK, OK, so we do occasionally look down on and at women particularly if they wear low cut tops.
Which Booty points out is pretty much standard issue Wench-wear.
And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?
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@Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA
“And is your eye never caught by a dashing eye patch or jauntily set tricorn hat?”
Always :)
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I heard a rumour that the FSM created Pirates the day after He designed the beer volcanoes and was a little hungover. He apparently didn’t mean to give them the evolutionary ability to develop mental problems. He was trying to imagine a perfect being but His mind was a little hazy.
As I said, just a rumour I heard.
More unintelligent design.
RAmen
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I don’t really have much choice over looking down at wenches, as I’m tall and they’re generally short.
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Low tops were invented by FSM for our benefit and I feel compelled to marvel at his creation. (I’m not being a perv.)
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the U of maryland should make its self totally pastafarian for this obvious sign from FSM in guiding the hands of the artist who did this
RAmen
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Go Terripins!
I am a new and enthusiastic convert to Pastafarianism. No one else I know seems to understand my faith and unfaltering belief in the FSM. I try to explain if it is okay for people to believe in Thetans and John Smith’s golden plates why is it any more/less obsurd that I believe in a flying spaghetti monster? Why must we be persecuted for our own personal choice of religion? Maybe if we started charging people thousands of dollars for the knowledge of the FSM or how about a monthly cut of their income say around 10% then our church could become all powerful and even control the government and media. Then everyone would be forced to listen to the gospel of the FSM and we could even teach it in schools as a viable atlernative to scientific evidence. But that could never happen. I am getting carried away.
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Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
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Sandychell Feb 7th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Damn, my misspelling unworthy self.
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Welcome Sandychell.
Don’t sweat the small stuff.
My you be forever touched,
Ramen
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Now that I understand it’s the will of His Noodleyness, I will add more low cut tops to my wardrobe.
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Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
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Rachel Feb 16th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Is it blasphemous/heathen for me to eat chicken alfredo or spaghetti and enjoy it? I hope not. It makes me want to hug the FSM even more.
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Munch away! Rachel!
FSM created spaghetti in his image so we could all enjoy it!
Ummmm spaghetti!
Ramen
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Yeah, we made homemade pasta for PASTA day (Peace and Strippers to All, formerly Valentine’s Day). Yummy.
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hmmmm i wonder how it would taste to combine chocolate or caramel (usually associated with love and Valentine’s Day)…Perhaps I shall try it! Yargh!
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Chocolate pasta, yummy.
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I wish my school would be touched by His Noodley Appendage..
Hm…
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I shall make a huge sign AND drink beer!
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You are all sooo crazy!! may the noodly one bless you all!
RAmen (Naruto’s favorite food)
The Paladin
(Slowly being converted to following the big noodle)
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Welcome to locked ward Paladin :)
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What is it with all of these trackbacks today? Free Celtic ringtones was most unfriendly!
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What are they anyway? There seem to be a lot today.
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Hi RDPK :)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trackback
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Bloody annoying at times – I’ve dredged up a few ancient threads to see what ‘Viagra’ and ‘free hentai pr0n’ have had to say on more than one occasion!
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Right, thanks alchemist! I was a bit suspicious about viagra but there are sometimes genuine posters here who chose similar names. Usually trolls (or teens trying to be trolls) so I wasn’t always sure. And when I checked there was no comment to be seen. At least now I know why!
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I’ll probably have to change my e-mail soon. The rate of spam hasgone up markedly. I start getting a lot of mails for pilz (nudge nudge)and almost real watches lately.
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@Paladin
Good lad, unfortunately I utterly despise anime or manga or whatever the hell you wanna call it.
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendages!
RAmen
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Hi Pixel :) me too with the anime shit! Bring back The Beano – Dennis the Menace was my hero. Viz is worth a look at! Rodger Irrelevant, Jonny Fartpants, Biffa Bacon etc. It’s really a social commentary :)
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RDPK – which email do you use? I get a lot of spam on my yahoo eaddy but next to nothing on my “google” and “mail.com” ones ( I have more email addys than I have fingers and toes – I’ve had to open a file to store the pwds and logons)
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@ Pixel Pop
>=(
Anime: Manga Movies
Manga: Comic Books
How can anyone NOT like manga/anime?
I pray that the noodles will heal your manga-disliking mind before it is too late…
RAMEN!!
The Paladin,
(May the pirates live forever!!!)
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@ Alchemist
*shocked expression*
You….you….you prefer….the beano?!???!!!
OH MY GOD (Noodley one not the christian non-existant one, of course)
well…your choice…meh…
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The Paladin,
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Paladin – Hahahahaha – I’m a Viz person to be honest. Or “Private Eye” – I’m getting on a bit *lost youth – whaaaaaaaaa*
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and meh to you too :P
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Meh is my favorite word, it doesn’t really mean everything, yet it seems to translate into many, many languages…maybe it’s a holy word…
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“In the beginning there was a word, and that word was….meh!!”
Quoted from the Scripture of Lasanghulu, may we all exhalt his dark name…
The Paladin, =)
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