The FSM makes a surprise appearance at the 2005 Stanford-Cal game. It apparently went over well.
If anyone knows more about this, please let me know.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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It is so nice to find FSM a welcoming church. Everytime I come to this site I see a message, “Welcome back Louis”. This last weekend I sent a friend to your beloved website and she admits that she has beena belevier for some time but did not know it. It is nice to know that I have a Pastafarian friend.
I find the use of a small letter “p” at the start of “Pasta” a bit demeaning and sacriligious, might I suggest we developa traditon of capitalization in our most holy words Pasta, Pastafarian, and Noodle?
Brother Louis
Don’t forget the word RAmen!
it’s sacrilicious!
ramen
@Brother Louis
‘I find the use of a small letter “p†at the start of “Pasta†a bit demeaning and sacriligious, might I suggest we developa traditon of capitalization in our most holy words Pasta, Pastafarian, and Noodle?’
I usually capitalize those words, so I totally agree. Give our Pasta the respect He deserves.
RAmen
Sacrilicious! I love it! That should be an official word too.
‘The FSM makes a surprise appearance at the 2005 Stanford-Cal game. It apparently went over well./
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I am so, so impressed with that.
RAmen to His Nooldleyness’s dedicated followers who did this.
2xRAmen
Funny, they don’t look like proper pirates to me. Well, as long as their hearts are in the right place!
Ramen!
@MPKalypso
Exactly!
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RAmen
The meatballs are obvious there….what else matters?
RAmen
Bugga…..I meant Meatballs!
Forgive me your Nooodleyness
RAmen
@Louis: RAmen. I will start using the capital ‘P’ for pasta (when appropriate). I myself heard about FSM a couple years ago and some random people brought me back with this site.
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@MPKalypso: It seems sacreligious that they are not pirates. It truely breaks my heart, but oh well, a bowl of spaghetti will cure that.
Having recently graduated from Stanford, I can tell you that those are members of the marching band. Our band is pretty crazy. Like, you don’t have to know how to play an instrument in order to join. It’s more of a drunken crowd than an actual band, but we can kinda sorta play all the right songs. Anyway, they do fun stuff on the sidelines during games, and this fits right in with that crazy spirit.
sweet, i’m going to Stanford (at least try to) just to be along other pastafarinas! i’m so lonly. nobody in my town is a pastafarian except me. :(
Is there any Pastafarians in New Zealand?? please talk to me my family all think im mad … I proboly am. Ramen my darsterly companions
Well well well.. Let me teach you aaall a lesson!
Firstly, it’s me TrApez0iD who’s’ll be doin ter talkin’.
Secondly i hate This Monster Freak yea’ll would’be talking about all day, right? Right.
It’s setteled then. All hail TrApez0iD! (if not: im your god)
Amen to that, nigga! Sheeeaat
^^^ is a fool! hah hah! Oh, and by the way; i’ll eat frozen, yet fried chickenheads if ye’d be doing a “coolingdown” on me y’know! Haha! Fools… >TrApez0iD oUt (nigga (lol))!!!
Firstly, my obviously black nigger “TrApez0iD”, your racist.
Secondly, how can you be god when the only true god/religion is the Flying Spaghetti Monster? No other gods exist, and all religion sucks cock.
Thirdly, TrApez0iD doesn’t mean anything - so why do you call yourself that? LOL!
Fourthly, we FSM followers don’t like to have racist niggers like you on our site, ok?? So what do you say honoured FSM followers? Let’s ban the stupid cock! :D:D:D
God i just love this site people! Love you all :)
~ Squik ;)
Damn, all you arses are racists and disrespecting everyone… Youre asses will be mine, i assure you…….. this site sucks…
Yo, Squik :P
Thankyou squik.
stale beer and VD strippers for trapezoid.
oh, and i guess he would stand testament to the education system of the best country in the world. he is fluently spoken as compared to a baboon i guess.
@ Beowulf
“GOD” i love this site. i hope you meant FSM i love this site.
Ramen
God I love this site - especially the morons who come in here looking for a fight. Stanford band all the way! All hail the Speghedeity! RAmen.
I don’t want to sound stupid, but what does “RAmen” mean?
men in costoms of spaghetti and meatballs really makes me believe this stuff. seriously. fools.
“I don’t want to sound stupid, but what does “RAmen” mean?”
Just so u know RAmen is a parody of Amen which is a traditional Christian saying except its like ramen noodles….get it?
RAmen!!!
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Many u be blessed by his noodly appendage ~~~~
Why is the background dark green? It makes it even more difficult to read the posts by retards such as trapezoid (and we get many of those)
Stanford rules, end of story.