Comments on: FSM Pumpkins

By: Willene Tamura

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By: theFewtheProudtheMarinara

theFewtheProudtheMarinara — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:30:18 +0000

Grace: First of all, thanks for not being a foul-mouthed little turd like a couple other posters. HOWEVER – get a clue that this is satire. Furthermore, what is your definition of an idol? Any of the other tens of thousands of gods man has invented EXCEPT the one you’ve been brainwashed into believing, right? Of course, you have proof of his existence, don’t you? Like……

By: pyaolyangshen

pyaolyangshen — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:15:19 +0000

I have truly been enlightened… Praise his Noodliness.

By: Gordon_UK

Gordon_UK — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:14:11 +0000

Grace

What evidence do you have to prove that the FSM did not create the world and after the excitement subsided decided to create ‘God’ to manage the earth for him while he went on to make another world. God then had to create Jesus in attempt to rectify in things after the FSM inspected how God was getting on and found him lacking. And the reason no one has heard from God recently is that the FSM had sack him for gross misconduct, I think is currently working behind the cheese counter in Tesco in Milton Keynes.

This is why you have never heard off the great FSM until now after he has had to take rains until a replacement has been recruited.

Gordon
RAmen

By: Henchman 21

Henchman 21 — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:45:46 +0000

How dare you Arden not consider this a real religion! First off have you seen the graphs? Praise His Noodliness that He did not read this comment from you and if He did that he forgives you.
~RAmen~

By: Arden

Arden — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:12:23 +0000

I wonder how many people actually chose FSM as their actual religion o__o I’m a recent ‘convert’, but I still believe in my actual first religion… whatever that may be xD (quite honestly, i’m not sure)

I’m not one of those ‘OMFG THISS R3LIG10N IS BULL$HI7 WTF R U DOIN!??!11!?/?’ peoples, but I’m just curious .__.

RAmen~

By: elly

elly — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:25:07 +0000

love the pirate fish their soooooo cool !

By: haha

haha — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:27:01 +0000

wow, im an atheist, levayen satanist and a pastafarian. as far as i know, they’re all similar, cuz they all have logic, common sense, and science to back them up. and the most important thing is that they all make sense as well. even more so, i have NEVER seen an atheist/satanist/pasta kill/torture/insult someone else over a matter as trivial as religion differences. well except for herbert, he’s the only atheist i’ve seen ever that cares a whole lot about ppl and religion. everyone i know don’t give a fuck about what religion u believe, they care more about how u act and treat others. i’m just commenting to say that atheists and satanists and pastafarians should group together and rule the world (not by fear or holocausts but with words of reasoning)

RAmen and HAIL SATAN!

By: Jamie

Jamie — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:45:31 +0000

Proud Pastafarian #75 “Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it?”
Reading this made me hungry, it sounds so delicious =]

@Grace #79: It seems like your post is saying that we can’t know anything about God (if he exists), then you say believe in Jesus. If we can’t know this, how do you know that Jesus is the right one? How do you know that Jesus isn’t the idol?

@Killenova #84 “this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do”
Why is worshipping spaghetti one of the worst things you can do? Is it worst than worshipping a vengeful, genocidal, misogynistic magic man?

I too have been converted from atheism to Pastafarianism! XD

By: Danie de Waal

Danie de Waal — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:49:32 +0000

I had some doubts, untill I saw these pumpkins. This is ultimate proof, the FSM created us all and loves us. I am proud to call myself a reborn Pastafarian.

By: Rachel Edison

Rachel Edison — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:32:42 +0000

I think it is important to note that the only reason spaghetti was not “discovered” by Man until the 12th century was because the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster did not feel the time was right to reveal Himself to His creation.

By: anoniga

anoniga — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:29:51 +0000

if god is everywhere
how come my flappers aren’t made of spaghetti?
..or….maybe.. they are??
…whaaaaaa.. . . . .. ? . . ? . .? .?