Comments on: FSM Pumpkins http://www.venganza.org Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:22:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Gordon_UK http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-893397 Gordon_UK Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:14:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-893397 Grace What evidence do you have to prove that the FSM did not create the world and after the excitement subsided decided to create 'God' to manage the earth for him while he went on to make another world. God then had to create Jesus in attempt to rectify in things after the FSM inspected how God was getting on and found him lacking. And the reason no one has heard from God recently is that the FSM had sack him for gross misconduct, I think is currently working behind the cheese counter in Tesco in Milton Keynes. This is why you have never heard off the great FSM until now after he has had to take rains until a replacement has been recruited. Gordon RAmen Grace

What evidence do you have to prove that the FSM did not create the world and after the excitement subsided decided to create ‘God’ to manage the earth for him while he went on to make another world. God then had to create Jesus in attempt to rectify in things after the FSM inspected how God was getting on and found him lacking. And the reason no one has heard from God recently is that the FSM had sack him for gross misconduct, I think is currently working behind the cheese counter in Tesco in Milton Keynes.

This is why you have never heard off the great FSM until now after he has had to take rains until a replacement has been recruited.

Gordon
RAmen

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]]> By: Henchman 21 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-887674 Henchman 21 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 19:45:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-887674 How dare you Arden not consider this a real religion! First off have you seen the graphs? Praise His Noodliness that He did not read this comment from you and if He did that he forgives you. ~RAmen~ How dare you Arden not consider this a real religion! First off have you seen the graphs? Praise His Noodliness that He did not read this comment from you and if He did that he forgives you.
~RAmen~

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]]> By: Arden http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-879508 Arden Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:12:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-879508 I wonder how many people actually chose FSM as their actual religion o__o I'm a recent 'convert', but I still believe in my actual first religion... whatever that may be xD (quite honestly, i'm not sure) I'm not one of those 'OMFG THISS R3LIG10N IS BULL$HI7 WTF R U DOIN!??!11!?/?' peoples, but I'm just curious .__. RAmen~ I wonder how many people actually chose FSM as their actual religion o__o I’m a recent ‘convert’, but I still believe in my actual first religion… whatever that may be xD (quite honestly, i’m not sure)

I’m not one of those ‘OMFG THISS R3LIG10N IS BULL$HI7 WTF R U DOIN!??!11!?/?’ peoples, but I’m just curious .__.

RAmen~

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]]> By: elly http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-879445 elly Sat, 19 Sep 2009 10:25:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-879445 love the pirate fish their soooooo cool ! love the pirate fish their soooooo cool !

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]]> By: haha http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-877403 haha Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:27:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-877403 wow, im an atheist, levayen satanist and a pastafarian. as far as i know, they're all similar, cuz they all have logic, common sense, and science to back them up. and the most important thing is that they all make sense as well. even more so, i have NEVER seen an atheist/satanist/pasta kill/torture/insult someone else over a matter as trivial as religion differences. well except for herbert, he's the only atheist i've seen ever that cares a whole lot about ppl and religion. everyone i know don't give a fuck about what religion u believe, they care more about how u act and treat others. i'm just commenting to say that atheists and satanists and pastafarians should group together and rule the world (not by fear or holocausts but with words of reasoning) RAmen and HAIL SATAN! wow, im an atheist, levayen satanist and a pastafarian. as far as i know, they’re all similar, cuz they all have logic, common sense, and science to back them up. and the most important thing is that they all make sense as well. even more so, i have NEVER seen an atheist/satanist/pasta kill/torture/insult someone else over a matter as trivial as religion differences. well except for herbert, he’s the only atheist i’ve seen ever that cares a whole lot about ppl and religion. everyone i know don’t give a fuck about what religion u believe, they care more about how u act and treat others. i’m just commenting to say that atheists and satanists and pastafarians should group together and rule the world (not by fear or holocausts but with words of reasoning)

RAmen and HAIL SATAN!

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]]> By: Jamie http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-875888 Jamie Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:45:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-875888 Proud Pastafarian #75 "Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it?" Reading this made me hungry, it sounds so delicious =] @Grace #79: It seems like your post is saying that we can't know anything about God (if he exists), then you say believe in Jesus. If we can't know this, how do you know that Jesus is the right one? How do you know that Jesus isn't the idol? @Killenova #84 "this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do" Why is worshipping spaghetti one of the worst things you can do? Is it worst than worshipping a vengeful, genocidal, misogynistic magic man? I too have been converted from atheism to Pastafarianism! XD Proud Pastafarian #75 “Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it?”
Reading this made me hungry, it sounds so delicious =]

@Grace #79: It seems like your post is saying that we can’t know anything about God (if he exists), then you say believe in Jesus. If we can’t know this, how do you know that Jesus is the right one? How do you know that Jesus isn’t the idol?

@Killenova #84 “this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do”
Why is worshipping spaghetti one of the worst things you can do? Is it worst than worshipping a vengeful, genocidal, misogynistic magic man?

I too have been converted from atheism to Pastafarianism! XD

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]]> By: Danie de Waal http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-869141 Danie de Waal Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:49:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-869141 I had some doubts, untill I saw these pumpkins. This is ultimate proof, the FSM created us all and loves us. I am proud to call myself a reborn Pastafarian. I had some doubts, untill I saw these pumpkins. This is ultimate proof, the FSM created us all and loves us. I am proud to call myself a reborn Pastafarian.

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]]> By: Rachel Edison http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-863768 Rachel Edison Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:32:42 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-863768 I think it is important to note that the only reason spaghetti was not "discovered" by Man until the 12th century was because the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster did not feel the time was right to reveal Himself to His creation. I think it is important to note that the only reason spaghetti was not “discovered” by Man until the 12th century was because the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster did not feel the time was right to reveal Himself to His creation.

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]]> By: anoniga http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-842778 anoniga Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:29:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-842778 if god is everywhere how come my flappers aren't made of spaghetti? ..or....maybe.. they are?? ...whaaaaaa.. . . . .. ? . . ? . .? .? if god is everywhere
how come my flappers aren’t made of spaghetti?
..or….maybe.. they are??
…whaaaaaa.. . . . .. ? . . ? . .? .?

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]]> By: Al Dente http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-790668 Al Dente Wed, 22 Apr 2009 05:40:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-790668 Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the gifts he has bestowed upon us. Please FSM forgive those that do not understand your greatness. Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the gifts he has bestowed upon us. Please FSM forgive those that do not understand your greatness.

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]]> By: Heartburn Home Remedy http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-785645 Heartburn Home Remedy Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:07:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-785645 My fellow on Facebook shared this link and I'm not dissapointed at all that I came here. My fellow on Facebook shared this link and I’m not dissapointed at all that I came here.

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]]> By: ex-Possible Convert http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-774148 ex-Possible Convert Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:05:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-774148 Killenova, don't blaspheme. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God. Praise be His Holy Name, RAmen Killenova, don’t blaspheme. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God.

Praise be His Holy Name,

RAmen

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]]> By: chase http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-770972 chase Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:02:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-770972 shout out to the FSM and haters are not cool shout out to the FSM and haters are not cool

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]]> By: Killenova http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-770125 Killenova Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:57:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-770125 Grace is right this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do shame on whoever made this darn religion Grace is right this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do shame on whoever made this darn religion

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]]> By: sexypyrate http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-755662 sexypyrate Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:32:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-755662 these are fantastic! as soon as I get my hands on a pumkin, i shall take pix and upload them! RAMEN these are fantastic! as soon as I get my hands on a pumkin, i shall take pix and upload them!
RAMEN

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]]> By: Dan http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-748966 Dan Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:36:52 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-748966 Haha way to go Flarg. As a newly converted Pastafarian, I will spread the word of his noodly goodness. Haha way to go Flarg. As a newly converted Pastafarian, I will spread the word of his noodly goodness.

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]]> By: Flarg http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-737319 Flarg Thu, 12 Feb 2009 11:06:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-737319 But Grace, His Noodliness is so much more delicious than Jesus. I'll take spaghetti over communion any day. As for lacking knowledge, our religion has graphs, when all yours has is a 2500 year old book written by malnourished people in a desert who saw fit to ban the wearing of cloth with more than one color of thread and thought that touching a woman on her period before banishing her to the city outskirts would cause YHWH to zap you with lightning or smiting juice or whatever. May His Noodliness overlook your impiety and bless you with beer volcanoes and a nice job on the stripper assembly line. RAmen But Grace, His Noodliness is so much more delicious than Jesus. I’ll take spaghetti over communion any day.

As for lacking knowledge, our religion has graphs, when all yours has is a 2500 year old book written by malnourished people in a desert who saw fit to ban the wearing of cloth with more than one color of thread and thought that touching a woman on her period before banishing her to the city outskirts would cause YHWH to zap you with lightning or smiting juice or whatever.

May His Noodliness overlook your impiety and bless you with beer volcanoes and a nice job on the stripper assembly line.

RAmen

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]]> By: Albert http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-737175 Albert Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:55:21 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-737175 Sorry for you Grace, Why dont you go to your church to do your jesus things, let us adore our own god (the only one) we don't go to your church to say that you god is fake. Albert, an Argentinian pastafarian (my english may be poor, but my faith is big) Sorry for you Grace, Why dont you go to your church to do your jesus things, let us adore our own god (the only one) we don’t go to your church to say that you god is fake.

Albert, an Argentinian pastafarian (my english may be poor, but my faith is big)

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]]> By: Grace http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-733170 Grace Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:09:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-733170 l am sorry to say how dissapointed l am that people can stoop so low,easily get carried away and worship the man made works. l am saying this because you lack knowledge of the one and only true,living God.The GOD we do not see but see the work of HIS hands.No ones can see him and no one knows who or what HE looks like. Change your heart and give your life to Jesus christ.I dont wnat you to perish because you lack knowledge. FSM is fake.just like worshipping idols. l am sorry to say how dissapointed l am that people can stoop so low,easily get carried away and worship the man made works.

l am saying this because you lack knowledge of the one and only true,living God.The GOD we do not see but see the work of HIS hands.No ones can see him and no one knows who or what HE looks like.

Change your heart and give your life to Jesus christ.I dont wnat you to perish because you lack knowledge.

FSM is fake.just like worshipping idols.

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]]> By: Bernie Leong http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/pumpkins/#comment-731941 Bernie Leong Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:54:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/wordpress/spread/pumpkins/#comment-731941 Pastafarians in Singapore - I'm one and i'm laughing with delight at these creations. May all find the One True Sauce of knowledge! Pastafarians in Singapore – I’m one and i’m laughing with delight at these creations. May all find the One True Sauce of knowledge!

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