FSM Pumpkins - 2005.
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Who knows how many people converted to Pastafarianism solely because of these pumpkins.
Please send me more! We’re having a contest for Halloween 2006.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Are you sure you dont want the FSM to buck you
& to Abdulla Oblingada-
Since when were you ever famed? Thy noodly goodness will not pray for you.
Ramen
:O I’m so doing this for halloween =] It rocks my pasta socks xx
May I also say to “XD” The FSM frowns on your presence on this website. Please do not post anything against his holiness.
FMS SUCKS AND SHALL BURN IN HELL WITH ALL OF THE WORLD SOON TO BE JUDGE EVERY ONES OF US EVAN I, BUT THOSE WHO ARE HOLY SHALL BE SPARED, FOR DEMONDS SEEK UR SOUL AND DEMANDS UR BODY, BUT O FOOLISH PERSONS YE ARE PRASING THE SIMPLEST THINGS AND DISRESPECTING THE HOLY LORD FOR HE SENT HIS SON FOR YOUR VERY SOULS TO BE SAVE AND FREE,
shadow listen. the sound of nobody caring. you can opress us with your strict moral standards and your need to tell everyone that they will go to hell but we won’t join you!!
I used to be an aetheist. FSM has converted me.
Reply to: FMS SUCKS…
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You mentioned that all holy shall be saved, therefore you should convert to FSM and be spared. xP And we would all go to hell I suppose, except that there is no hell, so, luckily, we have all been spared.
Welcome former aetheist (sic) you’re spelling may be as bad as the fundies but your judgement is sound and that’s what counts round here.
Enjoy the rum and may you long be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
I’m now enlighted! I hang a spaghetti round my neck every morning to show my believe to everyone! I have seen the pope , I have seen the dalai lama, but I never felt like now. I want to spread the word in german speeking countries. Can I get an Official Translation of it anywhere? holy cabonara…
WTF is it with the fundies and their caps key? Xtian humility? :p)
aw i thought this was going to have something to do with billy corgan and noodley hair.
How much longer before we see: ‘It’s The FSM Charlie Brown’?
You should print out those pumpkin carving tacing things! for those who aren’t so good with their hgands
Dear Dead2thewind, I am in Halifax, that’s England not Canada. Can we start a break away group celebrating Yorkshire puddings?
Please check out this evidence of the flying spaghetti monster in acient egypt some 500 years ago. Clearly national geographic has misinterpreted it.
http://ngm.typepad.com/pop_omnivore/2007/10/mummy-with-a-we.html
Matt I have looked at your link and I also conclude that this is evidence of the flying spaghetti monster being known well over 500 years ago.
Pumpkins are SOO COOL!!
Super Cool!! Even cooler when they have FSM’s on them!!
Some peeps at my skool believe in the FSM. To right too.
They should teach it as part of RE.
Hehe.
My dad spent the whole of Talk Like A Pirate Day talking like a pirate… FUN!!
I think Abdulla Oblingada may have actually been very, VERY subtley joking. Either that or I just have too much faith in strangers (oooh, candy for me?). I guess I can’t very well analyze what he wrote, as it’s been years since my last literature class, but it did seem maybe tongue in cheek. What about that name, too? Abdulla Oblingada? That’s just a little too close to “medula oblongata,” the part of your brain that controls automatic things such as the knee-jerk reaction, pooping, breathing, and puking. If this were true, what is “Abdulla’s” point? That angry responses to FSM is just a knee-jerk reaction… just like you don’t necessarily mean to kick when provoked by your doctor (although honestly, I can understand wanting to kick when I go to the doctor and they just hammer on me), that people may not be so terribly CAPSLOCK angry, but FSM does initially provoke them without conscious thought to type illogical things with poor grammar and spelling. Maybe those literary-analysis years are not so far gone after all… Or else our Muslim friend has a very unfortunate name. Poor chap.