FSM Pumpkins – 2005.
We’re having a contest this year.
Who knows how many people converted to Pastafarianism solely because of these pumpkins.
Please send me more!Â We’re having a contest for Halloween 2006.
Just the simple “Pastafarian” is all you need. Welcome and RAmen!
Same as Epicawar here. ‘Converted’ to a Pastafarian a few months ago. Sweet carvings, I’m planning on trying it next Halloween as well.
Next Halloween I’m so making one of these. RAmen.
Not so long ago, Darwin set us free
He set in motion thinking, rationality
He said we might be monkeys
way up in our family tree…
that humans look like orangutans, gorillas
all Hominidaes like you and me.
So the christains argue faithfully
that god created us like we are today
Full of piss and vignear, IQ of 63.
While rational humans species, believe in ghost and lies,
I believe in that Speghetti Monster, one that certainly flys,
so to all my human friends, here is what I have to say
I get me truth and understanding from pasta every day.
ok, well, this is more concern 4 the worlds mental health than anything, but, r u ppl out of ur fukin god damn minds?? pasta? really? i hear the term pastafarian nd i thing of a shitty discontinued name 4 a powdered portugese roll filled with ziti, wtf? im an atheist, christianity is bullshit as well, invisible man with a beard in the sky, yea dnt believe it, but ill admit its more believeable then if u c 2 giant fukcin meatballs nd get smacked by a fukin noodle u r then blessed by his graceful noodleyness, come on, u ppl serious? ohh nd 4 the fukin weird cat gurl, do u eat fukin cat food of sumthin?? u remind me of that twisted gurl from edward scissorhands, god doesnt exist nd i hope u meet a guy named jesus nd he drugs u rapes u then carves his name on the inside of ur uterus with a butterknife, fukin bastards.
There is always so much information here in your blog, thank you!
As far as im aware, there is nothing wrong with our religion. Why aren’t we allowed our own beliefs? Has anyone else noticed how only Christians seem to publish hate mail? And only crazy christians at that?
We do have a holy book, maybe if you actually cared about our “stupid” religion, you would know that. Just a thought.
To all the HATEFUL(not the other) Christians out there, quite a few of you are saying things like “Jesus is our savior. There is only one God!”
Here’s a thought: Do you realize you’re insulting Muslims too? Why not go flame up on one of their religious sites?
We’re entitled to our religion, just like you and everyone else… that’s free to choose their religion. You’re calling us idiots, saying your religion is the best over any; no religion is perfect, unless there’s proof. Every religion has beliefs, few have proof.
Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it? We’ll never know the answers to some things for sure, that’s why we have religion; to have something to fall back on, even if there’s no rhyme or reason to it. It makes us feel good to have options, no?
I became a pastafarian(part christian, i still want presents :D) because of overly-religious people like you, I got tired of them. Try and think next time before you slander someone. ~PP rAmen
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