FSM Pumpkins - 2005.
We’re having a contest this year.
Who knows how many people converted to Pastafarianism solely because of these pumpkins.
Please send me more! We’re having a contest for Halloween 2006.
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I like pumpkins.
these pumpkins are awsome and clearly a gift from the prophetic swiming pumpkin monster
I realy want to do something like this…
Oh so cool! I wanna make one!
somebody who made these should send in a design to print off so we can help spread the word! :D
What amazingly complex, beutiful, and holy works of art! Bravo, bravo!
Duke
god, i mean good job at pumpkin carving. i dont carve well, in fact my pumpkins consist of a triangular face and a very primitive mouth.
I have heard where the so-called Pope said some things about armed men recently. I believe that he must have been refering to Pirates, as they are armed and usually men. And I think he may have said “arrrhhhgggg”, but it was in Latin….
Anyway, be advised that I believe that it was not the Pope who is behind calling us Muslims intolerant violence prone wack jobs who cannot take a joke. Because YOU called us intolerant and violent, you have defamed us. Therefore I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND CUT OFF YOUR HEADS, MAY YOUR STOMACH ROAST IN HELL BOBBY THE VILE BLASPHEMER GUY!!!!!!!!
Thank you very much. Abdulla
Er, actually the pope said something along the lines of “Muslims are violent”.
And you know what the muslims did? They called him a liar and demanded an apology whilst burning down several churches and killing a nun.
Not violent at all, eh?
these are awsome! we are all toushed by his noodaly appendage!
Wow… so cool. YOU GUYS ROCK!
Cool pumpkins! Exactly what a proper `religion` needs!!!!!
Cool pumpkins!! I’ve changed my mind about faith being rubbish - I am conveted!!!
Pumkins?
Shouldn’t the designs be carved in Spaghetti squash?
Abdulla,
I may not agree with you, but I can’t get you out of my head.
Ramen
woah these are awsome
Designs. I want to print off designs! I’ll put this outside my apartment here on campus! Hahahaha!!!
Hopefully the French across the way don’t destroy it in a drunken fit as they are prone to have….
er how many people that look at this site are from england and if there are 0 i shall recrute.
No normal pumpkin carver could create such skilled pumpkins! These are clearly an act of FSM!
RAmen!
and nappa: i’m from england…
What is the circumference of a pumpkin divided by its radius?
Give up?
PUMPKIN PI
Nappa and Spoon Tang - I’m English, too. And there are others.
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Whereabouts are you guys?
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Jen - ouch!
Jen - diameter, not radius, unless you meant “2 pumpkin PIs”, which is even better.
OH MY GOD !!
These pumpkins are so coool ! I need one !!
NOW !!!!!11one
I need to convert all quebec (canada) frenchies to the Great Holy Church of the FSM !
May the pasta be with you.
sao uma MERDA
Normally I don’t like halloween very much, but I’d like to have such a pumpkin somwhere near me ;-)
Moritz
These pumkins have inspired me to make one of my own, doesn’t look as good as the ones on here but what the hell. RAmen. P.S. any pastafarian meetings or shizzle round leeds area? england type thing :P
obviously, his great noodliness has touched these pumpkin carvers in their holy places. the carvings are a testament to his power…especially the power to create…as in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! holla!
All this reminds me: about 2000 years ago some group also thought they’ve given Somebody an arse whipping. Their “victory” was the end of them. There are a kingdom that operates along principles you do not understand.
I am converted. His great noodliness was obviously at work here and i am forever in awe of his power! In pasta I trust!
i’m english 2!!!!!!!! (bet ya cdnt ges by da name!) bring on da english, we cnt let da americans hav all da fun, we cn drink frm da beer volcanoes 2!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaayyyy for his noodliness!!!
those are great–the FSM definately blessed you with artistic talent
Omgz like no flippin way! xD
replica watches
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Oh God.. You guys actually belive this.. XD
I can see how the pirate thing is working though. but.. XD
Flying Spaggeti Monster.. Bunch of Wacko’s
I actually made a Mrdi Gras float of the FSM. WE dressed as pirates. I plan on posting it.
my name is peter peter pumpkin eater
i want to win!
i want a million £’s
i want a flying pony
i want to have all the pumpkins submitted in the comp
i want to eat all the pumpkins submitted in the comp
i want to stop all slaughter to innocent pumpkins
and the thing i want most is ……………
TO BUCK THE FLYING SPAGGETTI MONSTER!!!! MWAH!
Are you sure you dont want the FSM to buck you
& to Abdulla Oblingada-
Since when were you ever famed? Thy noodly goodness will not pray for you.
Ramen
:O I’m so doing this for halloween =] It rocks my pasta socks xx
May I also say to “XD” The FSM frowns on your presence on this website. Please do not post anything against his holiness.
FMS SUCKS AND SHALL BURN IN HELL WITH ALL OF THE WORLD SOON TO BE JUDGE EVERY ONES OF US EVAN I, BUT THOSE WHO ARE HOLY SHALL BE SPARED, FOR DEMONDS SEEK UR SOUL AND DEMANDS UR BODY, BUT O FOOLISH PERSONS YE ARE PRASING THE SIMPLEST THINGS AND DISRESPECTING THE HOLY LORD FOR HE SENT HIS SON FOR YOUR VERY SOULS TO BE SAVE AND FREE,
shadow listen. the sound of nobody caring. you can opress us with your strict moral standards and your need to tell everyone that they will go to hell but we won’t join you!!
I used to be an aetheist. FSM has converted me.
Reply to: FMS SUCKS…
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You mentioned that all holy shall be saved, therefore you should convert to FSM and be spared. xP And we would all go to hell I suppose, except that there is no hell, so, luckily, we have all been spared.
Welcome former aetheist (sic) you’re spelling may be as bad as the fundies but your judgement is sound and that’s what counts round here.
Enjoy the rum and may you long be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
I’m now enlighted! I hang a spaghetti round my neck every morning to show my believe to everyone! I have seen the pope , I have seen the dalai lama, but I never felt like now. I want to spread the word in german speeking countries. Can I get an Official Translation of it anywhere? holy cabonara…
WTF is it with the fundies and their caps key? Xtian humility? :p)
aw i thought this was going to have something to do with billy corgan and noodley hair.
How much longer before we see: ‘It’s The FSM Charlie Brown’?
You should print out those pumpkin carving tacing things! for those who aren’t so good with their hgands
Dear Dead2thewind, I am in Halifax, that’s England not Canada. Can we start a break away group celebrating Yorkshire puddings?
Please check out this evidence of the flying spaghetti monster in acient egypt some 500 years ago. Clearly national geographic has misinterpreted it.
http://ngm.typepad.com/pop_omnivore/2007/10/mummy-with-a-we.html
Matt I have looked at your link and I also conclude that this is evidence of the flying spaghetti monster being known well over 500 years ago.
Pumpkins are SOO COOL!!
Super Cool!! Even cooler when they have FSM’s on them!!
Some peeps at my skool believe in the FSM. To right too.
They should teach it as part of RE.
Hehe.
My dad spent the whole of Talk Like A Pirate Day talking like a pirate… FUN!!
I think Abdulla Oblingada may have actually been very, VERY subtley joking. Either that or I just have too much faith in strangers (oooh, candy for me?). I guess I can’t very well analyze what he wrote, as it’s been years since my last literature class, but it did seem maybe tongue in cheek. What about that name, too? Abdulla Oblingada? That’s just a little too close to “medula oblongata,” the part of your brain that controls automatic things such as the knee-jerk reaction, pooping, breathing, and puking. If this were true, what is “Abdulla’s” point? That angry responses to FSM is just a knee-jerk reaction… just like you don’t necessarily mean to kick when provoked by your doctor (although honestly, I can understand wanting to kick when I go to the doctor and they just hammer on me), that people may not be so terribly CAPSLOCK angry, but FSM does initially provoke them without conscious thought to type illogical things with poor grammar and spelling. Maybe those literary-analysis years are not so far gone after all… Or else our Muslim friend has a very unfortunate name. Poor chap.
I have looked on this site, and actually, I think this is the best religion, by far! I was once an atheist, but now, I am going to convert to FSM. RAmen!
How many people out there are from Wales???
Most talented pumpkin carvers EVAR. RAmen!
I’m from Wales! Woo! Yr Anghenfil Sbageti sy’n Hedfan am byth!
Sorry, I just can’t help myself! Anghenfil Sbageti!!!!
ROFL u got pwnd =) by Fying shaghetti monstaahh!!!!!!
I HAS URE BUCKET!!
some great carvings!
im with laynie, it really is the best religion, if pastafarianism was pummled into our heads through school, history, ect like the other main religions i swear the world would be a better place ( not much i think but a significant amount!)
yes i have to say pastafarianism is definetly the bes religion ever created. but i have to go against the “world being better if pastafarianism was taught in school” thing, i mean i like a country filled with rageing alchoholics and pirates as much as the next guy. but wait until they learn ho to add and subtract first (they need to count the gold after all)
yum yum
pumpkin fairies
they fill my heart with spleens
and those spleens later turn into meatballs of joy ^^
would it not be more appropriate to carve spaghetti squash
rAmen
I was atheist upon a time… but now… I’m Pastafarianist (is it correct?)
Epicawar,
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Just the simple “Pastafarian” is all you need. Welcome and RAmen!
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P.E.T.
Noodely shit.
Same as Epicawar here. ‘Converted’ to a Pastafarian a few months ago. Sweet carvings, I’m planning on trying it next Halloween as well.
RAmen all!
Next Halloween I’m so making one of these. RAmen.
Will