FSM Pumpkins – 2005.
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Who knows how many people converted to Pastafarianism solely because of these pumpkins.
Please send me more! We’re having a contest for Halloween 2006.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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WTF is it with the fundies and their caps key? Xtian humility? :p)
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aw i thought this was going to have something to do with billy corgan and noodley hair.
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How much longer before we see: ‘It’s The FSM Charlie Brown’?
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You should print out those pumpkin carving tacing things! for those who aren’t so good with their hgands
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Dear Dead2thewind, I am in Halifax, that’s England not Canada. Can we start a break away group celebrating Yorkshire puddings?
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Please check out this evidence of the flying spaghetti monster in acient egypt some 500 years ago. Clearly national geographic has misinterpreted it.
http://ngm.typepad.com/pop_omnivore/2007/10/mummy-with-a-we.html
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Matt I have looked at your link and I also conclude that this is evidence of the flying spaghetti monster being known well over 500 years ago.
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Pumpkins are SOO COOL!!
Super Cool!! Even cooler when they have FSM’s on them!!
Some peeps at my skool believe in the FSM. To right too.
They should teach it as part of RE.
Hehe.
My dad spent the whole of Talk Like A Pirate Day talking like a pirate… FUN!!
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I think Abdulla Oblingada may have actually been very, VERY subtley joking. Either that or I just have too much faith in strangers (oooh, candy for me?). I guess I can’t very well analyze what he wrote, as it’s been years since my last literature class, but it did seem maybe tongue in cheek. What about that name, too? Abdulla Oblingada? That’s just a little too close to “medula oblongata,” the part of your brain that controls automatic things such as the knee-jerk reaction, pooping, breathing, and puking. If this were true, what is “Abdulla’s” point? That angry responses to FSM is just a knee-jerk reaction… just like you don’t necessarily mean to kick when provoked by your doctor (although honestly, I can understand wanting to kick when I go to the doctor and they just hammer on me), that people may not be so terribly CAPSLOCK angry, but FSM does initially provoke them without conscious thought to type illogical things with poor grammar and spelling. Maybe those literary-analysis years are not so far gone after all… Or else our Muslim friend has a very unfortunate name. Poor chap.
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I have looked on this site, and actually, I think this is the best religion, by far! I was once an atheist, but now, I am going to convert to FSM. RAmen!
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How many people out there are from Wales???
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Most talented pumpkin carvers EVAR. RAmen!
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I’m from Wales! Woo! Yr Anghenfil Sbageti sy’n Hedfan am byth!
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Sorry, I just can’t help myself! Anghenfil Sbageti!!!!
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ROFL u got pwnd =) by Fying shaghetti monstaahh!!!!!!
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I HAS URE BUCKET!!
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some great carvings!
im with laynie, it really is the best religion, if pastafarianism was pummled into our heads through school, history, ect like the other main religions i swear the world would be a better place ( not much i think but a significant amount!)
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yes i have to say pastafarianism is definetly the bes religion ever created. but i have to go against the “world being better if pastafarianism was taught in school” thing, i mean i like a country filled with rageing alchoholics and pirates as much as the next guy. but wait until they learn ho to add and subtract first (they need to count the gold after all)
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yum yum
pumpkin fairies
they fill my heart with spleens
and those spleens later turn into meatballs of joy ^^
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would it not be more appropriate to carve spaghetti squash
rAmen
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I was atheist upon a time… but now… I’m Pastafarianist (is it correct?)
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Epicawar,
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Just the simple “Pastafarian” is all you need. Welcome and RAmen!
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P.E.T.
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Noodely shit.
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Same as Epicawar here. ‘Converted’ to a Pastafarian a few months ago. Sweet carvings, I’m planning on trying it next Halloween as well.
RAmen all!
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Next Halloween I’m so making one of these. RAmen.
Will
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Not so long ago, Darwin set us free
He set in motion thinking, rationality
He said we might be monkeys
way up in our family tree…
that humans look like orangutans, gorillas
all Hominidaes like you and me.
So the christains argue faithfully
that god created us like we are today
Full of piss and vignear, IQ of 63.
While rational humans species, believe in ghost and lies,
I believe in that Speghetti Monster, one that certainly flys,
so to all my human friends, here is what I have to say
I get me truth and understanding from pasta every day.
rfm 2008
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ok, well, this is more concern 4 the worlds mental health than anything, but, r u ppl out of ur fukin god damn minds?? pasta? really? i hear the term pastafarian nd i thing of a shitty discontinued name 4 a powdered portugese roll filled with ziti, wtf? im an atheist, christianity is bullshit as well, invisible man with a beard in the sky, yea dnt believe it, but ill admit its more believeable then if u c 2 giant fukcin meatballs nd get smacked by a fukin noodle u r then blessed by his graceful noodleyness, come on, u ppl serious? ohh nd 4 the fukin weird cat gurl, do u eat fukin cat food of sumthin?? u remind me of that twisted gurl from edward scissorhands, god doesnt exist nd i hope u meet a guy named jesus nd he drugs u rapes u then carves his name on the inside of ur uterus with a butterknife, fukin bastards.
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There is always so much information here in your blog, thank you!
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As far as im aware, there is nothing wrong with our religion. Why aren’t we allowed our own beliefs? Has anyone else noticed how only Christians seem to publish hate mail? And only crazy christians at that?
We do have a holy book, maybe if you actually cared about our “stupid” religion, you would know that. Just a thought.
To all the HATEFUL(not the other) Christians out there, quite a few of you are saying things like “Jesus is our savior. There is only one God!”
Here’s a thought: Do you realize you’re insulting Muslims too? Why not go flame up on one of their religious sites?
We’re entitled to our religion, just like you and everyone else… that’s free to choose their religion. You’re calling us idiots, saying your religion is the best over any; no religion is perfect, unless there’s proof. Every religion has beliefs, few have proof.
Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it? We’ll never know the answers to some things for sure, that’s why we have religion; to have something to fall back on, even if there’s no rhyme or reason to it. It makes us feel good to have options, no?
I became a pastafarian(part christian, i still want presents :D) because of overly-religious people like you, I got tired of them. Try and think next time before you slander someone. ~PP rAmen
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As a newly converted Pastafarian I would like to thank you all for spreading the marvelous word of our LORD the FSM. Thank you soo much. I would also like to point out that John Hebert must be one of the most ignorant Atheists of all time and I am happy that I am no longer a Atheist myself. May His Noodly Appendage bless his heart and saucey soul.
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damn get a life mother fuckers
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Pastafarians in Singapore – I’m one and i’m laughing with delight at these creations. May all find the One True Sauce of knowledge!
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l am sorry to say how dissapointed l am that people can stoop so low,easily get carried away and worship the man made works.
l am saying this because you lack knowledge of the one and only true,living God.The GOD we do not see but see the work of HIS hands.No ones can see him and no one knows who or what HE looks like.
Change your heart and give your life to Jesus christ.I dont wnat you to perish because you lack knowledge.
FSM is fake.just like worshipping idols.
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Sorry for you Grace, Why dont you go to your church to do your jesus things, let us adore our own god (the only one) we don’t go to your church to say that you god is fake.
Albert, an Argentinian pastafarian (my english may be poor, but my faith is big)
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But Grace, His Noodliness is so much more delicious than Jesus. I’ll take spaghetti over communion any day.
As for lacking knowledge, our religion has graphs, when all yours has is a 2500 year old book written by malnourished people in a desert who saw fit to ban the wearing of cloth with more than one color of thread and thought that touching a woman on her period before banishing her to the city outskirts would cause YHWH to zap you with lightning or smiting juice or whatever.
May His Noodliness overlook your impiety and bless you with beer volcanoes and a nice job on the stripper assembly line.
RAmen
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Haha way to go Flarg. As a newly converted Pastafarian, I will spread the word of his noodly goodness.
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these are fantastic! as soon as I get my hands on a pumkin, i shall take pix and upload them!
RAMEN
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Grace is right this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do shame on whoever made this darn religion
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shout out to the FSM and haters are not cool
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Killenova, don’t blaspheme. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the one true God.
Praise be His Holy Name,
RAmen
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My fellow on Facebook shared this link and I’m not dissapointed at all that I came here.
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Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the gifts he has bestowed upon us. Please FSM forgive those that do not understand your greatness.
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if god is everywhere
how come my flappers aren’t made of spaghetti?
..or….maybe.. they are??
…whaaaaaa.. . . . .. ? . . ? . .? .?
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I think it is important to note that the only reason spaghetti was not “discovered” by Man until the 12th century was because the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster did not feel the time was right to reveal Himself to His creation.
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I had some doubts, untill I saw these pumpkins. This is ultimate proof, the FSM created us all and loves us. I am proud to call myself a reborn Pastafarian.
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Proud Pastafarian #75 “Who’s to say the earth wasn’t originally a giant meatball? The sun was put there to cook it?”
Reading this made me hungry, it sounds so delicious =]
@Grace #79: It seems like your post is saying that we can’t know anything about God (if he exists), then you say believe in Jesus. If we can’t know this, how do you know that Jesus is the right one? How do you know that Jesus isn’t the idol?
@Killenova #84 “this is just a load of rubbish to fool people into worshipping spaghetti and this is one of the worst things u can do”
Why is worshipping spaghetti one of the worst things you can do? Is it worst than worshipping a vengeful, genocidal, misogynistic magic man?
I too have been converted from atheism to Pastafarianism! XD
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wow, im an atheist, levayen satanist and a pastafarian. as far as i know, they’re all similar, cuz they all have logic, common sense, and science to back them up. and the most important thing is that they all make sense as well. even more so, i have NEVER seen an atheist/satanist/pasta kill/torture/insult someone else over a matter as trivial as religion differences. well except for herbert, he’s the only atheist i’ve seen ever that cares a whole lot about ppl and religion. everyone i know don’t give a fuck about what religion u believe, they care more about how u act and treat others. i’m just commenting to say that atheists and satanists and pastafarians should group together and rule the world (not by fear or holocausts but with words of reasoning)
RAmen and HAIL SATAN!
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love the pirate fish their soooooo cool !
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I wonder how many people actually chose FSM as their actual religion o__o I’m a recent ‘convert’, but I still believe in my actual first religion… whatever that may be xD (quite honestly, i’m not sure)
I’m not one of those ‘OMFG THISS R3LIG10N IS BULL$HI7 WTF R U DOIN!??!11!?/?’ peoples, but I’m just curious .__.
RAmen~
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