FSM Pumpkins – 2005.
We’re having a contest this year.
Who knows how many people converted to Pastafarianism solely because of these pumpkins.
Please send me more! We’re having a contest for Halloween 2006.
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I like pumpkins.
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these pumpkins are awsome and clearly a gift from the prophetic swiming pumpkin monster
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I realy want to do something like this…
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Oh so cool! I wanna make one!
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somebody who made these should send in a design to print off so we can help spread the word! :D
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What amazingly complex, beutiful, and holy works of art! Bravo, bravo!
Duke
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god, i mean good job at pumpkin carving. i dont carve well, in fact my pumpkins consist of a triangular face and a very primitive mouth.
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I have heard where the so-called Pope said some things about armed men recently. I believe that he must have been refering to Pirates, as they are armed and usually men. And I think he may have said “arrrhhhgggg”, but it was in Latin….
Anyway, be advised that I believe that it was not the Pope who is behind calling us Muslims intolerant violence prone wack jobs who cannot take a joke. Because YOU called us intolerant and violent, you have defamed us. Therefore I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND CUT OFF YOUR HEADS, MAY YOUR STOMACH ROAST IN HELL BOBBY THE VILE BLASPHEMER GUY!!!!!!!!
Thank you very much. Abdulla
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Er, actually the pope said something along the lines of “Muslims are violent”.
And you know what the muslims did? They called him a liar and demanded an apology whilst burning down several churches and killing a nun.
Not violent at all, eh?
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these are awsome! we are all toushed by his noodaly appendage!
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Wow… so cool. YOU GUYS ROCK!
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Cool pumpkins! Exactly what a proper `religion` needs!!!!!
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Cool pumpkins!! I’ve changed my mind about faith being rubbish – I am conveted!!!
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Pumkins?
Shouldn’t the designs be carved in Spaghetti squash?
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Abdulla,
I may not agree with you, but I can’t get you out of my head.
Ramen
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woah these are awsome
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Designs. I want to print off designs! I’ll put this outside my apartment here on campus! Hahahaha!!!
Hopefully the French across the way don’t destroy it in a drunken fit as they are prone to have….
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er how many people that look at this site are from england and if there are 0 i shall recrute.
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No normal pumpkin carver could create such skilled pumpkins! These are clearly an act of FSM!
RAmen!
and nappa: i’m from england…
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What is the circumference of a pumpkin divided by its radius?
Give up?
PUMPKIN PI
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Nappa and Spoon Tang – I’m English, too. And there are others.
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Whereabouts are you guys?
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Jen – ouch!
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Jen – diameter, not radius, unless you meant “2 pumpkin PIs”, which is even better.
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OH MY GOD !!
These pumpkins are so coool ! I need one !!
NOW !!!!!11one
I need to convert all quebec (canada) frenchies to the Great Holy Church of the FSM !
May the pasta be with you.
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sao uma MERDA
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Normally I don’t like halloween very much, but I’d like to have such a pumpkin somwhere near me ;-)
Moritz
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These pumkins have inspired me to make one of my own, doesn’t look as good as the ones on here but what the hell. RAmen. P.S. any pastafarian meetings or shizzle round leeds area? england type thing :P
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obviously, his great noodliness has touched these pumpkin carvers in their holy places. the carvings are a testament to his power…especially the power to create…as in THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! holla!
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All this reminds me: about 2000 years ago some group also thought they’ve given Somebody an arse whipping. Their “victory” was the end of them. There are a kingdom that operates along principles you do not understand.
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I am converted. His great noodliness was obviously at work here and i am forever in awe of his power! In pasta I trust!
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i’m english 2!!!!!!!! (bet ya cdnt ges by da name!) bring on da english, we cnt let da americans hav all da fun, we cn drink frm da beer volcanoes 2!!!
yaaaaaaaaaaayyyy for his noodliness!!!
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those are great–the FSM definately blessed you with artistic talent
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Omgz like no flippin way! xD
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replica watches
replica watches
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Oh God.. You guys actually belive this.. XD
I can see how the pirate thing is working though. but.. XD
Flying Spaggeti Monster.. Bunch of Wacko’s
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I actually made a Mrdi Gras float of the FSM. WE dressed as pirates. I plan on posting it.
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my name is peter peter pumpkin eater
i want to win!
i want a million £’s
i want a flying pony
i want to have all the pumpkins submitted in the comp
i want to eat all the pumpkins submitted in the comp
i want to stop all slaughter to innocent pumpkins
and the thing i want most is ……………
TO BUCK THE FLYING SPAGGETTI MONSTER!!!! MWAH!
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Are you sure you dont want the FSM to buck you
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& to Abdulla Oblingada-
Since when were you ever famed? Thy noodly goodness will not pray for you.
Ramen
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:O I’m so doing this for halloween =] It rocks my pasta socks xx
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May I also say to “XD” The FSM frowns on your presence on this website. Please do not post anything against his holiness.
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FMS SUCKS AND SHALL BURN IN HELL WITH ALL OF THE WORLD SOON TO BE JUDGE EVERY ONES OF US EVAN I, BUT THOSE WHO ARE HOLY SHALL BE SPARED, FOR DEMONDS SEEK UR SOUL AND DEMANDS UR BODY, BUT O FOOLISH PERSONS YE ARE PRASING THE SIMPLEST THINGS AND DISRESPECTING THE HOLY LORD FOR HE SENT HIS SON FOR YOUR VERY SOULS TO BE SAVE AND FREE,
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shadow listen. the sound of nobody caring. you can opress us with your strict moral standards and your need to tell everyone that they will go to hell but we won’t join you!!
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I used to be an aetheist. FSM has converted me.
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Reply to: FMS SUCKS…
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You mentioned that all holy shall be saved, therefore you should convert to FSM and be spared. xP And we would all go to hell I suppose, except that there is no hell, so, luckily, we have all been spared.
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Welcome former aetheist (sic) you’re spelling may be as bad as the fundies but your judgement is sound and that’s what counts round here.
Enjoy the rum and may you long be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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I’m now enlighted! I hang a spaghetti round my neck every morning to show my believe to everyone! I have seen the pope , I have seen the dalai lama, but I never felt like now. I want to spread the word in german speeking countries. Can I get an Official Translation of it anywhere? holy cabonara…
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