How dare you Arden not consider this a real religion! First off have you seen the graphs? Praise His Noodliness that He did not read this comment from you and if He did that he forgives you.
~RAmen~
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What evidence do you have to prove that the FSM did not create the world and after the excitement subsided decided to create ‘God’ to manage the earth for him while he went on to make another world. God then had to create Jesus in attempt to rectify in things after the FSM inspected how God was getting on and found him lacking. And the reason no one has heard from God recently is that the FSM had sack him for gross misconduct, I think is currently working behind the cheese counter in Tesco in Milton Keynes.
This is why you have never heard off the great FSM until now after he has had to take rains until a replacement has been recruited.
An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
How dare you Arden not consider this a real religion! First off have you seen the graphs? Praise His Noodliness that He did not read this comment from you and if He did that he forgives you.
~RAmen~
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What evidence do you have to prove that the FSM did not create the world and after the excitement subsided decided to create ‘God’ to manage the earth for him while he went on to make another world. God then had to create Jesus in attempt to rectify in things after the FSM inspected how God was getting on and found him lacking. And the reason no one has heard from God recently is that the FSM had sack him for gross misconduct, I think is currently working behind the cheese counter in Tesco in Milton Keynes.
This is why you have never heard off the great FSM until now after he has had to take rains until a replacement has been recruited.
Gordon
RAmen
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