all hail the fsm

all hail the fsm

all hail the fsm

all hail the fsm

“My girlfriend and I are working on a short documentary about the FSM so we decided to take the good word of his noodly appendage to the streets of downtown Portland. We discovered an interesting dichotomy in the people that would stop at our table. Those who simply seemed interested in learning about just what the Flying Spaghetti Monster was would stop, look at the portrait, and listen to my brief speech on the FSM history and then take off with a nod or polite thank you. However, those who stopped and would really want to shoot the old bull with us would focus in on topics pretty tangential and unrelated to FSM (such as how the Illuminati does not wanting us to be out here preaching) and continue to talk to us about them for great lengths. It makes me have my doubts that the first Pentecost went as seamlessly as I’ve always been taught.”

28 Responses to “Portland Evangelizing”


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  1. 21 SanchezMa. Jun 6th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

    YES, i have recently joined the path of His noodly appendage and am happy to see Portland has a group.

  2. 22 Gaara the Pirate Ninja Jun 19th, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Damn!!! why does nearly all the cool pirate and fsm stuff go on in PORTLAND!!?? sorry for my outburst but canb the FSM come to RICHMOND, VA or WASHINGTON???? PLEASEEEE!!!!!!!!

  3. 23 Lumenesca Sep 7th, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    I used to live in Portland. I could have attended! T_T

  4. 24 Jodee Browneyes Oct 23rd, 2007 at 9:43 am

    I’m tired of the guy with the sandwich board “Choose Jesus Christ Avoid Hell” passing out cartoon religion to my children at public schools in SW Portland. Contact me if you want to do a counter-campaign and/or write our own cartoon religion tracts for distribution. jodeebrowneyes@yahoo.com

  5. 25 Zehnmaster Jan 4th, 2008 at 2:32 am

    His Noodleness Rocks.
    I hope to run across your Evangelizing in PDX and here how I can help spread the word and work of His Noodleness.

    LONG LIVE THE FSM

  6. 26 earthling Jan 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 am

    I cannot believe in all I have read here that HER NOODLIENESS remains (alas) unmentioned.

  7. 27 mallachin Apr 4th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Would love to see a FSM evangelizing event at Portland State University’s park blocks. There are many Christian groups that come through and evangelize. It’s only fair! Equal time, equal representation.

    Been a Pastafarian for 2 years or so! Used to be atheist but now I know that there is a really real deity out there…the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    rAmen!

  8. 28 Piratey Ninja Apr 9th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    How about Canada? We need s’more demonstrations up here too. *laughs* Yeah, trying to get some friends together for something like this, but I’m still fairly new (a few weeks in) to Pastafarianism. Great work out there in Portland though!
    RAmen.

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