Plush FSM ebay auction

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This plush FSM was created by MozillaGrrl and put up for sale on ebay around November 2005, with the agreement that all proceeds would go to the National Center for Science Education.

The auction’s description is as follows:

Ahoy ‘der matie.

Here be the prize plunder of me last voyage. It be none o’der than a plush toy in the image of our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!

This hand crafted plush toy will not only look wonderfully great on yer cube desk or mantle but one touch to His noodly appendage will ensure ye direct and speedy access to the heaven of the Flying Spaghetti Monster upon yer death.* Ye will bask in the glory of the beer volcano and enjoy the convince of the adjacent stripper factory.

Not only will yer bid benefit ye in the afterlife, but it will benefit the National Center for Science Education right away. All of the proceeds from the auction will be donated, and for a limited time, if ye bid before the end of the auction, I’ll take advantage of the donation matching provided by my employer. 200% of the bounty will be donated up to 1000 gallions (a.k.a. USD) matching.

YARR!!

Disclaimer: Not recommended for children.

* Afterlife in any religion not guaranteed.

The auction was viewed by over 50k people and the bidding ended at an amazing $510.

The original auction page can be found here while it still exists.

50 Responses to “Plush FSM ebay auction”

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  2. cobertura para cupcake says:

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  3. jogo do texto funciona? says:

    É muito provável que você já tenha ouvido de um cara chamado Elias que
    criou curso online de sedução mais procurado
    no Brasil, Jogo do Texto.

  4. Saint Gnocchi says:

    Dear jogo do texto funciona, Me too. Whenever people post under the affluence of incohol, they’re bound to rue it. This time of year it’s bound to happen so just take it with a pinch of salt mon! No hard feelings.

  5. Adrienne says:

    Kue sendiri ternyata masih ada beberapa macam cara, ada yang dibuat dengan aneka macam bentuk kue cookies coklat (Adrienne) basah, maupun dengan sajian kering.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      Adrienne, Saya chukup siket siket Bahassa, FSM tidah; FSM chukup Inglisi.

      • Rasputin says:

        Dear Captain, I agree.

  6. Carl says:

    Akan muncul kereta api apa saja yang melayani rute yang anda pilih tadi, sekaligus daftar harga dan stok booking tiket kai; Carl, yang tersedia dan yang habis.

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      A one-sided argument. I see 4 yangs and not a single yin.

      • Apprentice Frederic says:

        Mot to mention a yingyang

  7. Rasputin says:

    It’s a what now?

    • The Sauceror says:

      It looks like a ‘what now’ to me, too.

      ……unless, of course, it’s a martyr dotty.

    • Captain Birdseye says:

      ….. I may have made a mistake by answering in Indonesion.

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