This plush FSM was created by MozillaGrrl and put up for sale on ebay around November 2005, with the agreement that all proceeds would go to the National Center for Science Education.
The auction’s description is as follows:
Ahoy ‘der matie.
Here be the prize plunder of me last voyage. It be none o’der than a plush toy in the image of our mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster!
This hand crafted plush toy will not only look wonderfully great on yer cube desk or mantle but one touch to His noodly appendage will ensure ye direct and speedy access to the heaven of the Flying Spaghetti Monster upon yer death.* Ye will bask in the glory of the beer volcano and enjoy the convince of the adjacent stripper factory.
Not only will yer bid benefit ye in the afterlife, but it will benefit the National Center for Science Education right away. All of the proceeds from the auction will be donated, and for a limited time, if ye bid before the end of the auction, I’ll take advantage of the donation matching provided by my employer. 200% of the bounty will be donated up to 1000 gallions (a.k.a. USD) matching.
YARR!!
Disclaimer: Not recommended for children.
* Afterlife in any religion not guaranteed.
The auction was viewed by over 50k people and the bidding ended at an amazing $510.
The original auction page can be found here while it still exists.
Ahoy ‘der Here be a great showing of the love of the mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster community may ahh yar be blessed in the foremntion after life! p.s Arree!
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Amazing…….. truly amazing.
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I love the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As Supreme Pontiff I did have a few issues, until I realised the sublime beauty of being a Pirate and basking in the glow of the FSM. I want to convert ! The only thing I have to do now is figure out how to Order the rest of the Catholic World to conform….it’ll take a couple of dry runs in the Vatican first….but hey I got them to elect me Pope so this shouldn’t be an issue. The only question I have is about gays…do you accept them? Considering their wealth and power, I think you should. Unfortunately too much history has stopped me accepting them into the Catholic Church.
All Hail The Supreme Flying Spaghetti Monster !
Benedict XVI Papa
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dude get a fucking life, i on’t really care about your religeon, but i dond have jesus plushies, damn it
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No you got other crappy stuff, nothing as upmarket or special as the plush FSM.
Let’s see you got some beads, a couple of sticks fixed together and ….umm….oh that’s right ..a book isn’t it?
RAmen
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Fish skellingtons to the christian dude ,may the scales fall from your minces!! My long term friends(Miss Avadnee Gnome-Clencher and Femke Jansen) and I live on opposite sides of our beautiful flat world.We are both donating all of dividends from our shares in The Ezichat Corp to scientific education and enlightenment.Nooodles to all, Ginger
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Nikkiee… we have a book too…
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I wish i had one of those
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so doth I
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damn that’s a nice plushie
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shut up christians, im dont care your christian religion but im dont have Flying Spagetti Monster pluschie.
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@some christian dude – “dude get a fucking life, i on’t really care about your religion”
Well then fuck off twat! If you don’t care then why did you post? Could it be that you do care and are in fact a filthy liar? Dude get a fucking life and an education.
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are you wandering all over the website, honey?
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I would really like to buy the plush FSM. I am sure there is a manufacturer some place on the planet that would make it. May-be in China. I am older and I don’t think the lead would effect me too much.
:-)
Please let me know, if it becomes available in the future.
Oh, by the way, Pluto, I do so much like the word’s “FUCK” and “TWAT”. As they are both my favorite pass times. I really don’t care much for baseball. CRAP, I guess I am not really a good American by saying that. Oh what the sauce. I don’t give a poop. I like them.
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So, do the noodly appendages have pipe cleaners or something in them so they are…bendable? (Damn, there was no intelligent way to word that question.) Anyway, yeah. So cute. I love the googly eyes.
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I really wanted that plushie
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where can i buy a spaghetti monster
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This is the cutest thing ever!
I want one!!!! (>_
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I’d love a FSM plushie!
To behold the FSM what hath shown me the way!
RAMEN
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In reply to somechristiandude
If you don’t care then why are you on our site? Also learn to spell.
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the years of visiting and casual reading atheism This is a brand new find for me =) I frigin LOVE IT.
Back say 3 years ago I usto work for an ultra-orthadox butcher and I had a friend there who created the 5 dollar bill-god that we religiously worshiped every lunch-break and at the end of the day, making our best efforts to tease our boss.
I swear it was lucky, after we started worshiping it I would find 5-20$ bills in the street, thousands of dollars in my dreams, He started to get free gas and other lucky finds =) this brings up some awesome memories.
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If you want to see a reader’s feedback :) , I rate this post for 4/5. Decent info, but I just have to go to that damn yahoo to find the missed bits. Thank you, anyway!
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I normally just troll this blog, but I just had to tell you what a great job your doing!
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Just backtracking the blog. Love the Plush, Great Work.
@some Christian dude (again)
I happened to find several jesus paraphernalia since my last post. my favorite was the jesus action figure, (with gliding action). christians just love that hypocritical sh*t, go preach somewhere else.
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