Comments on: Playboy - January 2006 http://www.venganza.org Sun, 06 Jul 2008 12:09:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: Noodly0ne http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-433243 Noodly0ne Tue, 06 May 2008 19:44:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-433243 Wow Wow

]]> By: Mark http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-402680 Mark Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:56:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-402680 I have been waiting my whole life to feel a oneness with the universe. The Church of FSM has done this for me. I have a mobile made with a hanger above my bed of the FSM. I dream of sauce and being hugged by many strands of pastaly love. Have a blessed day. I have been waiting my whole life to feel a oneness with the universe. The Church of FSM has done this for me. I have a mobile made with a hanger above my bed of the FSM. I dream of sauce and being hugged by many strands of pastaly love.

Have a blessed day.

]]> By: His Noodliness has touched me http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-341298 His Noodliness has touched me Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:13:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-341298 Yet more proof that his pastaness is all around us. All shalt bow before his mightiness. Yet more proof that his pastaness is all around us.
All shalt bow before his mightiness.

]]> By: FSM follower http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-250381 FSM follower Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:41:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-250381 Raaaamen! Bitchezzzz!! Raaaamen! Bitchezzzz!!

]]> By: Travel Search Engines http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-243512 Travel Search Engines Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:34:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-243512 <strong>Travel Search Engines...</strong> I couldn't understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting... Travel Search Engines…

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting…

]]> By: Noodles with soy sauce http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-237958 Noodles with soy sauce Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:25:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-237958 We should all be thankful that many heathens will now hear the call of the FSM and be brought from mental slavery through the touch of his noodly appendage. Everybody buy Playboy now!. We should all be thankful that many heathens will now hear the call of the FSM and be brought from mental slavery through the touch of his noodly appendage. Everybody buy Playboy now!.

]]> By: Isaac http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-237028 Isaac Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:53:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-237028 I think I'd prefer my strippers to taste like wine than beer. How about it, Miss Heidi Marx? Can you hook me up? I think I’d prefer my strippers to taste like wine than beer.

How about it, Miss Heidi Marx? Can you hook me up?

]]> By: K'ttail http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-236999 K'ttail Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:43:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-236999 Hoo-yah!!! Aaarrgghh! I've been exploring religion for over two-thirds of my life (yes I'm old enough to drink beer and taste strippers) and this has been the most entertaining one by far!! Raaaaamen! Hoo-yah!!!
Aaarrgghh!

I’ve been exploring religion for over two-thirds of my life (yes I’m old enough to drink beer and taste strippers) and this has been the most entertaining one by far!!

Raaaaamen!

]]> By: Brad http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-232377 Brad Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:24:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-232377 May all your strippers be warm, piratey and taste like beer in the afterlife. RAmen May all your strippers be warm, piratey and taste like beer in the afterlife.
RAmen

]]> By: ArrMatey http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-207910 ArrMatey Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:16:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-207910 Of course.. I just read Playboy for the articles.. May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen. Of course.. I just read Playboy for the articles..

May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.

]]> By: Plethora of Pasta http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-198594 Plethora of Pasta Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:39:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-198594 @Dret Dret, you talked about Satan strangling you in your sleep. This is actually a form of sleep paralysis, also known as the "old hag". You experience it every night, only occasionally you will be conscious during this process, what you are feeling is your breathing rate slowing down (i.e. strangling), and hypnagogic imagery (i.e. hallucinations). Sleep paralysis is also attributed to many so called "alien abductions". @Dret
Dret, you talked about Satan strangling you in your sleep. This is actually a form of sleep paralysis, also known as the “old hag”. You experience it every night, only occasionally you will be conscious during this process, what you are feeling is your breathing rate slowing down (i.e. strangling), and hypnagogic imagery (i.e. hallucinations). Sleep paralysis is also attributed to many so called “alien abductions”.

]]> By: FSMPiraticalNun http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-198551 FSMPiraticalNun Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:37:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-198551 Uhhh..... Flour, not Rice? The Flying Spaghetti Monter's orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing? Just a thought. FSMPN Uhhh….. Flour, not Rice?

The Flying Spaghetti Monter’s orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing?

Just a thought.

FSMPN

]]> By: Super Jesus http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-191280 Super Jesus Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:55:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-191280 Wawh waoh wait.... Theres words in Playboy? Wawh waoh wait….

Theres words in Playboy?

]]> By: Garra The Pirate Ninja http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-140919 Garra The Pirate Ninja Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:31:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-140919 The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go. The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go.

]]> By: Dread Pirate Pashion http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-134697 Dread Pirate Pashion Mon, 11 Jun 2007 16:07:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-134697 The first I'd REally Rather You Didn't says: I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject. Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea..... The first I’d REally Rather You Didn’t says:

I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..

]]> By: Flour, not rice http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-89307 Flour, not rice Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:17:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-89307 FSM is gay, he/she/it/they got AIDS FSM is gay, he/she/it/they got AIDS

]]> By: The Pirate http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-80151 The Pirate Wed, 21 Mar 2007 19:39:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-80151 FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr

]]> By: Drj http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-73450 Drj Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:39:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-73450 Playboy and my religion? now my life is complete FSM truly DOES get everywhere! Playboy and my religion?
now my life is complete
FSM truly DOES get everywhere!

]]> By: I love Jesus http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-66587 I love Jesus Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:10:24 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-66587 All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards, Sincerely with care and love Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards,

Sincerely with care and love
Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha

]]> By: Fr Agnoloto Maltagliato http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-57086 Fr Agnoloto Maltagliato Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:45:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/spread-the-word/playboy#comment-57086 Playboy is only following the tradition established by the Founding Fathers of its country. The mystery of Yankee Doodle is now revealed. "He stuck a feather in his cap / And called it macaroni." Playboy is only following the tradition established by the Founding Fathers of its country. The mystery of Yankee Doodle is now revealed.

“He stuck a feather in his cap / And called it macaroni.”

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