All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards,
Sincerely with care and love
Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha
FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..
All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards,
Sincerely with care and love
Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha
Playboy and my religion?
now my life is complete
FSM truly DOES get everywhere!
FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr
FSM is gay, he/she/it/they got AIDS
The first I’d REally Rather You Didn’t says:
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..
The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go.
Wawh waoh wait….
Theres words in Playboy?
Uhhh….. Flour, not Rice?
The Flying Spaghetti Monter’s orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing?
Just a thought.
FSMPN