Playboy - January 2006 - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Playboy - January 2006

Playboy FSM Propaganda

75 Responses to “Playboy - January 2006”

61 - June 11th, 2007 at 9:07 am - Dread Pirate Pashion Says:

The first I’d REally Rather You Didn’t says:

I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..
62 - June 19th, 2007 at 7:31 am - Garra The Pirate Ninja Says:

The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go.
63 - September 17th, 2007 at 10:55 am - Super Jesus Says:

Wawh waoh wait….

Theres words in Playboy?
64 - October 1st, 2007 at 6:37 pm - FSMPiraticalNun Says:

Uhhh….. Flour, not Rice?

The Flying Spaghetti Monter’s orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing?

Just a thought.

FSMPN
65 - October 1st, 2007 at 8:39 pm - Plethora of Pasta Says:

@Dret
Dret, you talked about Satan strangling you in your sleep. This is actually a form of sleep paralysis, also known as the “old hag”. You experience it every night, only occasionally you will be conscious during this process, what you are feeling is your breathing rate slowing down (i.e. strangling), and hypnagogic imagery (i.e. hallucinations). Sleep paralysis is also attributed to many so called “alien abductions”.
66 - October 16th, 2007 at 8:16 am - ArrMatey Says:

Of course.. I just read Playboy for the articles..

May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
67 - November 12th, 2007 at 2:24 am - Brad Says:

May all your strippers be warm, piratey and taste like beer in the afterlife.
RAmen
68 - November 17th, 2007 at 5:43 pm - K'ttail Says:

Hoo-yah!!!
Aaarrgghh!

I’ve been exploring religion for over two-thirds of my life (yes I’m old enough to drink beer and taste strippers) and this has been the most entertaining one by far!!

Raaaaamen!
69 - November 17th, 2007 at 6:53 pm - Isaac Says:

I think I’d prefer my strippers to taste like wine than beer.

How about it, Miss Heidi Marx? Can you hook me up?
70 - November 18th, 2007 at 6:25 pm - Noodles with soy sauce Says:

We should all be thankful that many heathens will now hear the call of the FSM and be brought from mental slavery through the touch of his noodly appendage. Everybody buy Playboy now!.
71 - November 24th, 2007 at 1:34 am - Travel Search Engines Says:

Travel Search Engines…

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting…
72 - December 3rd, 2007 at 2:41 pm - FSM follower Says:

Raaaamen! Bitchezzzz!!
73 - March 25th, 2008 at 1:13 pm - His Noodliness has touched me Says:

Yet more proof that his pastaness is all around us.
All shalt bow before his mightiness.
74 - April 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am - Mark Says:

I have been waiting my whole life to feel a oneness with the universe. The Church of FSM has done this for me. I have a mobile made with a hanger above my bed of the FSM. I dream of sauce and being hugged by many strands of pastaly love.

Have a blessed day.
75 - May 6th, 2008 at 1:44 pm - Noodly0ne Says:

Wow

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American