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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Sweet
Heitmos. I think we each get a perfect and ageless body. One where no excess imaginable has any lasting effect. We can all get drunk for eternity if we want. No down sides! The strippers get beer and strippers, who get beer and strippers etc. We can all do what we want, as long as other people aren’t affected (who don’t want to be!)
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Oh FSM, it brings a tear to my eye. Anyone got any KoolAid?
Everyone lay off the KoolAid. His noodly work is not yet done in this life…
Aye, Aye Captain. Er, is Stella ok?
Re-assuringly intoxicating…
Ah, my good Captain, at 5.2% that it be. We used to call it Stella Tortoise many moons ago. The way you stick your head out of the duvet in the morning after the night before:) Aargh - bright light -nooo!
It’s also known as Wife Beater in some parts…
Ah! Didn’t know that. Odd though. Stella and Holstein are two of the few beers that don’t make me belligerent. I don’t get nasty, never have. Mind you, I’ll argue that black is white if I get near the Snakebites :)
Captain Noodulous Silicate TBHNA Jan 20th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
It’s also known as Wife Beater in some parts…
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We’ve got several “Malt Liquors” here, that we call wife beaters.
And boat loads of rednecks that we call the same.
Perfect ageless bodies eh? Sweet, you have all convinced me, all hail FSM!
RAmen
I have met the love of my life here and through FSM worship.. Osiris Gnomeclecher and I are to be engaged ,our nuptuals will be conducted via the Ezichat appliances we share..in fact we shall be sharing all of our appliances..at the reception we shall serve only meat flavouered fizzy drink…”Stockade” all round…hooray..and noodles.
Fuck yeah!
In response to Dret Grefison’s response about christianity and believing in Jesus and his time saving by believing that faith will take him everywhere (and move mountains blah blah) (i totally respect religious people), I should say that I have spent that last two months trying to understand religion, that human need of believing in something, because, as a chemical engineering student (totally explicit that I do believe in science and evolution, and the not existance of a G o d who created all), and also a fan of psychology. In that research, also some self search, I have filosophized (i have no idea and don’t care if i just mispelled that) that religion is (from a psychological point of view) an ego defense mechanism, which resolves the issue of giving a rational explanation to things that can’t be explained, in order to relieve anxiety.
For example, old civilizations believed that the sun was a god, that was a sign of ignorance, right now we know that the sun is a star and that the earth is a big mass of melted dirt with a thin crust revolving around it, if there were still people who had those beliefs and thought that the sun was a god and denyed that it was a star, they would be religious people.
Now, speaking about “life movation” terms, people could accept scientifical theories but still think that there is a god who gives them courage, some dedicate their life to that god; let’s say maybe one month ago I was soooo depressed, I was talking to religious people because I wanted that “ego defense mechanism” that they had, but simply I just couldn’t believe in something because it just was irrational, so my friend took me to this seminar about “Angel’s Love” (don’t laugh, it’s not what you think), and I seriously was like….WTH….but then when a woman started speaking, she wasn’t talking about us and our guardian angels and yada yada, she was saying that we should provide love to the people that sorround us, and share and care, just like the way that people think angels would do so, so that’s when I finally stopped thinking about the ridiculous idea of believing in something superior and just living my life. So, I proved to myself that religion is not necessary in this time when there is a rational explanation to everything, and there’s no need to make up irrational information….such as deities…intelligent design…etc…
If you read this, thank you for reading.
Ramen
Leaving kitties in a box isn’t nice ppl! but anyways I actualy bought an issue of playboy for my pirate because of this article, the one with this article in it matter of fact and then bought him a subscribstion and he now belives absolutly in the power of the alimighty FSM.
Now if you could only get something in FHM maybe i’d let him read that as well.
Marinara ppl
T.K.
Playboy is only following the tradition established by the Founding Fathers of its country. The mystery of Yankee Doodle is now revealed.
“He stuck a feather in his cap / And called it macaroni.”
All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards,
Sincerely with care and love
Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha
Playboy and my religion?
now my life is complete
FSM truly DOES get everywhere!
FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr
FSM is gay, he/she/it/they got AIDS