75 Responses to “Playboy - January 2006”

1. 21 - January 6th, 2007 at - senja Says:
   
   

   oi,
   no one made a comment yet about the apropriatness of this article in regard to the stripper factory we have in heaven?
   wow… that’s pretty slow, isn’t it?

2. 22 - January 7th, 2007 at - Steven V Says:
   
   

   A new convert to noodleness is a former acolyte of the mighty B.O.Q Welcome Derek O” Robbo! Your Staff bearer Wayne Guzzle (former whistling chicken sexer,and treasurer of the Wheel Tappers and Shunters Club) is to be ceremonialy inducted into FSM along with his partner Mr. Peasemould Guntfuttock at the viginal equinox at Stone Henge..Welcome one and all!!

3. 23 - January 7th, 2007 at - Steven V Says:
   
   

   Borat, Brad Pitt and The Queen only use Ezichat phones to contact other FSM ites…

4. 24 - January 9th, 2007 at - anonymous Says:
   
   

   @Dret Grefison: how can somebody go to hell if they were good if christianity is correct. That doesn’t make sense to me as an x-xtian.

   That said, playboy is one of the most noodly one’s greatest creations…right after baked penni with cheese.

5. 25 - January 10th, 2007 at - Miss Ginger muffplaster Says:
   
   

   I had a revalation when opening the Financial Times,all the vinegar had come off me chips,but an article in the Necrophilia and Knitting monthly section caught my eye;it concerns a Sir Tobias O”Geddington from the quaint little hamlet of Northhants in rural England.The afore mentioned Sir Tobias is a fully qualified chicken suited neophyte with O.O.R (Order Of The Orchidus Rampant)and Bar ;granted by Royal Charter Of Mortellus Gymniccers, The article informs us He is therefor emminently qualified to assist with the pending conversion to FSM of the Head of the ancient Welsh Pict Clan now residing in New South Wales,Australia. Traditionally the head of the McGarret Pict clan holds the Order Of The Tachometer,he must appoint a “Mukka” to strictly adhere to counting clerics every minute of the day…Remember …it is one minute to midnight!!A “Mukka” is needed Before the McGarret Picts conversion can be implemented.Application please; care of myself,clock watchers need not apply…spread the word and the bloater paste sandwiches!!

6. 26 - January 19th, 2007 at - Miss Heidi Marx Says:
   
   

   As a stripper and faithful follower of The Noodly one I must say that this makes me very very happy. I work diligently to convert many of my fellow nude employees to see HIS way. Several have now been touched by his Noodly Appendage.

   I am happy to see that now naked models and all of the faithul readers of playboy can also be touched and truly see the way.

   Pictures of strippers dressed as pirates in worship to follow…

7. 27 - January 19th, 2007 at - Beastly Rich Says:
   
   

   %)

8. 28 - January 19th, 2007 at - Ummmm Says:
   
   

   So… this is retarted! congratulations.

9. 29 - January 19th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:
   
   

   Beastly. You’re drooling :)

10. 30 - January 19th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    Ummmmm. Does that mean that it is retarded, or not? I love the word retarded. It’s just so non-judgmental.

11. 31 - January 19th, 2007 at - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    but he said retarted not retarded.

12. 32 - January 19th, 2007 at - Alchemist Says:
    
    

    ooh well spotted. My bad :(

13. 33 - January 19th, 2007 at - Nick the Infidel Says:
    
    

    Anyone know how to get up with bobby? I’ve been sending him these great photos of me evangelizing at this evo/intelligent design event for a few days, but get no response.
    I know he’d love to see them. I used to have his alternate email, but lost it.

14. 34 - January 19th, 2007 at - Beastly Rich Says:
    
    

    his bad, retarted implies that the tart taken away has been returned. I never knew there was one about in the first place!

15. 35 - January 19th, 2007 at - Miss Heidi Marx Says:
    
    

    So I wonder…. Do strippers get to go to the great stripper factory in the sky upon our passing? Or are those different and previously existing strippers? That is to say, is it a finite number of strippers in the stripper factory?

16. 36 - January 19th, 2007 at - Peter Popoff Says:
    
    

    Miss Heidi Marx Jan 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    So I wonder…. Do strippers get to go to the great stripper factory in the sky upon our passing? Or are those different and previously existing strippers? That is to say, is it a finite number of strippers in the stripper factory?
    .
    It’s entirely up to you!
    Ramen

17. 37 - January 19th, 2007 at - Marc McOar Says:
    
    

    I would think that there would be an infinite number of strippers. There would be strippers to titillate everyone’s taste. There would be strippers as far as the eye could see. All of them would be writhing to different beats.
    .
    Holy shit. Someone kill me, quick!

18. 38 - January 20th, 2007 at - Heitomos Says:
    
    

    I hope I don’t die now, I not old enough to legally view strippers/drink beer D=, do we age in heaven, if so, I can bring my gameboy with to keep me busy for a year, if not, I dun wanna die yet D=

19. 39 - January 20th, 2007 at - Heitomos Says:
    
    

    Also, if the beer mystical beer that doesn’t kill brain cells, cause eventually you could lose all brain cells and thats no fun

20. 40 - January 20th, 2007 at - Red DutchPasta Kidd Says:
    
    

    The FSM works in mysterious ways.
    *
    Heitomos, I’m sure the FSM won’t mind you having a beer.
    *

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