75 Responses to “Playboy - January 2006”
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1 - September 26th, 2006 at - Rat Says:
THIS WAS ACTUALLY IN PLAYBOY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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2 - September 26th, 2006 at - The Aussie Says:
Truly, the FSM has mighty powers
RAmen
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3 - September 29th, 2006 at - Glastonbury Dex Says:
Impressive. Although this religion is founded on faith, it does strengthen belief and motivate members when we see doctrine placed in such an important journal. The decline in piracy does explain an awful lot, doesn’t it?
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4 - October 9th, 2006 at - Louis Says:
As the great Pasta spake,
Testify, Testify , Testify, just don’t desminate while you do it.RAmen
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5 - November 9th, 2006 at - Voorganger Gerben Says:
Ok.. I guess I really have to start reading the magazine now.. completely missed this one! Harrg!
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6 - November 16th, 2006 at - Ashley Says:
Are you frigin Kidding me? this is all a bunch of Bull!
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7 - November 17th, 2006 at - Sassan Says:
What’s a bunch of bull?
The fact that its in a playboy magazine… or the fact that its the almighty FSM? -
8 - November 17th, 2006 at - Nikkiee Says:
@Ashley
“Are you frigin Kidding me? this is all a bunch of Bull!”
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Not bull….Pasta…a totally different food group!! Never mind you’ll learn.
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9 - November 18th, 2006 at - zaphod Says:
A bunch of bull is rather like a Papal Bull that has been used to make meatballs.
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10 - November 18th, 2006 at - nikkiee Says:
What does a bunch of bull refer to anyway? I mean, a bunch of flowers I get. Though I can’t really imagine some male bovines in a vase in my living room.
@zaphod
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11 - November 18th, 2006 at - One Oared Marc Says:
Zaphod Beeblebrox! It is me, Ford!
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12 - November 20th, 2006 at - Merk Says:
I call to brothers Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Ted Haggard, Jerry Faldwell, and Pat Robertson. Let the FSM touch you with his noodley appendage and you will feel his meaty goodness.
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13 - December 2nd, 2006 at - Dret Grefison Says:
I am a Christian, but I see some genius in this whole thing. To me it saves a lot of time to believe that faith will get me where I need to be in life and beyond. Even if the Bible is inaccurate or made up in parts, I think what you have faith in is how you will spend your eternity. It entertains me to see scientists and theologians battle over things that could easily be combined or left up in the air. I believe in Satan and hell also, but I can’t prove it. But I was there when I choked in my sleep a while back. Lucifer was very angry with me for believing in god but not really following Jesus. I was just one of those “god solves everything” people and didn’t realize I needed to remind god that Jesus died for me and I demanded to be returned in Jesus’ name (from hell). Now I’m sure science will say I had a hallucination and I’m willing to accept that. But that doesn’t mean I don’t believe there is still something to it.
I’m sure you will hear the argument about Playboy not being a reputable source of info, but I actually had a subscription at one time and found the articles very well done and honestly other than Jenny McCarthy, the girls really weren’t that interesting. Now I’m sure that will make it easy for the “hypocrite” statements but we’re all human. Christians (and insert any religion really) are not saints, there are just things that aren’t discussed or admitted. The religious leaders that pretend to be perfect and preach against things (especially homosexuality) are mad at themselves for not being able to share the truth so they yell at us all in hopes that we will not be like their true persona.
Keep an open mind, remember why this all started but don’t become exactly like the people that are setting a bad example for faith. I mean, pretend to but don’t let your true self become this.
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14 - December 4th, 2006 at - jimzoom Says:
“Don’t let your true self become this.” No wonder religion is so full of mystery. For me at least, as I never have a clue what the worshipful folk are on about. the mere fact that the “creation drawing” was published in a famous porn mag is amazing.
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15 - December 14th, 2006 at - FSM4Skools Says:
Do not be deceived; it was the Noodley One who rescued you from the great pit of marinara that awaits those who do not accept His gospel. We have all been touched by a noodle at some point in our lives, but He demands that you believe only His FSM theory, which is unlike any other because it has a graph and eyewitness pirates. If you turn to Him, He will welcome you into the bosom of His spicy meat. Only then may you board the Heavenly Galleon and behold the Pastific Vision. His noodles are quivering for you. Won’t you answer?
Boy oh Boyardee, Ramen.
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16 - December 14th, 2006 at - Johnny Corvette Says:
Arrrghh. For Pirates there be no better source of information then the Playboy Magazine. Aye. Months at sea alone - what would you expect us to be readin’.arrgh.
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17 - January 3rd, 2007 at - Nos4r2 Says:
“I was there when I choked in my sleep a while back. Lucifer was very angry with me for believing in god but not really following Jesus.”
Arrrr Jim Lad…. Would yer like ter be seein moi graph abowt pirates and global warming?
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18 - January 3rd, 2007 at - Steven Says:
What about Johnny Kidd and his piratical hordes??
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19 - January 3rd, 2007 at - Steven Says:
My lawer advised me to delete the last clause of a contractual obligation..it called into question my mental capacity to perform certain tasks!! I had to verify my sanity.. and as every one knows ..there is no sanity clause!!
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20 - January 3rd, 2007 at - Steven Says:
David micheal R What are you doing viewing this site ?? This is for us normal worshipers of noodlieness, macaroni ( the inventor of the pasta wireless) lasgne,canalonie,carbonara et al..this is pasta joke!
