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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I have met the love of my life here and through FSM worship.. Osiris Gnomeclecher and I are to be engaged ,our nuptuals will be conducted via the Ezichat appliances we share..in fact we shall be sharing all of our appliances..at the reception we shall serve only meat flavouered fizzy drink…”Stockade” all round…hooray..and noodles.
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Fuck yeah!
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In response to Dret Grefison’s response about christianity and believing in Jesus and his time saving by believing that faith will take him everywhere (and move mountains blah blah) (i totally respect religious people), I should say that I have spent that last two months trying to understand religion, that human need of believing in something, because, as a chemical engineering student (totally explicit that I do believe in science and evolution, and the not existance of a G o d who created all), and also a fan of psychology. In that research, also some self search, I have filosophized (i have no idea and don’t care if i just mispelled that) that religion is (from a psychological point of view) an ego defense mechanism, which resolves the issue of giving a rational explanation to things that can’t be explained, in order to relieve anxiety.
For example, old civilizations believed that the sun was a god, that was a sign of ignorance, right now we know that the sun is a star and that the earth is a big mass of melted dirt with a thin crust revolving around it, if there were still people who had those beliefs and thought that the sun was a god and denyed that it was a star, they would be religious people.
Now, speaking about “life movation” terms, people could accept scientifical theories but still think that there is a god who gives them courage, some dedicate their life to that god; let’s say maybe one month ago I was soooo depressed, I was talking to religious people because I wanted that “ego defense mechanism” that they had, but simply I just couldn’t believe in something because it just was irrational, so my friend took me to this seminar about “Angel’s Love” (don’t laugh, it’s not what you think), and I seriously was like….WTH….but then when a woman started speaking, she wasn’t talking about us and our guardian angels and yada yada, she was saying that we should provide love to the people that sorround us, and share and care, just like the way that people think angels would do so, so that’s when I finally stopped thinking about the ridiculous idea of believing in something superior and just living my life. So, I proved to myself that religion is not necessary in this time when there is a rational explanation to everything, and there’s no need to make up irrational information….such as deities…intelligent design…etc…
If you read this, thank you for reading.
Ramen
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Leaving kitties in a box isn’t nice ppl! but anyways I actualy bought an issue of playboy for my pirate because of this article, the one with this article in it matter of fact and then bought him a subscribstion and he now belives absolutly in the power of the alimighty FSM.
Now if you could only get something in FHM maybe i’d let him read that as well.
Marinara ppl
T.K.
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Playboy is only following the tradition established by the Founding Fathers of its country. The mystery of Yankee Doodle is now revealed.
“He stuck a feather in his cap / And called it macaroni.”
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All of you infidels spreading your blasphemous lies will burn in hell for eternity. You need to ask for forgiveness and just pray to Jesus and hope that he will let you into heaven when you die. Burn in Hell you bastards,
Sincerely with care and love
Your local loving, peace preaching church, lovers of Christ and Buddha
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Playboy and my religion?
now my life is complete
FSM truly DOES get everywhere!
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FSM is the only way forward, we must all join the Chirch of th Flying Spaghetti Monster and thus become pirates in order to save the world from global warming. Arrrr
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FSM is gay, he/she/it/they got AIDS
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The first I’d REally Rather You Didn’t says:
I’d really rather you didn’t act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don’t believe in me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.
Does that nopt count to other faiths? Hyporcisy be a evil bastion of the sea…..
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The FSM is speading his noodles to places we thought he would never go.
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Wawh waoh wait….
Theres words in Playboy?
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Uhhh….. Flour, not Rice?
The Flying Spaghetti Monter’s orientation is a mystery to us, as it should be. And, if His Noodliness was gay, would that be a bad thing?
Just a thought.
FSMPN
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@Dret
Dret, you talked about Satan strangling you in your sleep. This is actually a form of sleep paralysis, also known as the “old hag”. You experience it every night, only occasionally you will be conscious during this process, what you are feeling is your breathing rate slowing down (i.e. strangling), and hypnagogic imagery (i.e. hallucinations). Sleep paralysis is also attributed to many so called “alien abductions”.
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Of course.. I just read Playboy for the articles..
May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen.
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May all your strippers be warm, piratey and taste like beer in the afterlife.
RAmen
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Hoo-yah!!!
Aaarrgghh!
I’ve been exploring religion for over two-thirds of my life (yes I’m old enough to drink beer and taste strippers) and this has been the most entertaining one by far!!
Raaaaamen!
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I think I’d prefer my strippers to taste like wine than beer.
How about it, Miss Heidi Marx? Can you hook me up?
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We should all be thankful that many heathens will now hear the call of the FSM and be brought from mental slavery through the touch of his noodly appendage. Everybody buy Playboy now!.
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Raaaamen! Bitchezzzz!!
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Yet more proof that his pastaness is all around us.
All shalt bow before his mightiness.
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I have been waiting my whole life to feel a oneness with the universe. The Church of FSM has done this for me. I have a mobile made with a hanger above my bed of the FSM. I dream of sauce and being hugged by many strands of pastaly love.
Have a blessed day.
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Wow
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Please tell me that there were pictures to go along with this…I think the FSM should be the centerfold for once so all people can see his beautiful noodlely appendage!!! Although the sauce could make the pages stick together….hmmmm….we might have to rethink that…
rAmen!!!
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I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100%, but it’s just my IMHO, which could be very wrong.
p.s. You have a very good template for your blog. Where did you find it?
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I can’t believe its been two years since I shared some thoughts!
I joined the ranks of such luminaries as Spike Milligan…
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Hail or snow to His Noodleness!! He appeared to me through the steam rising off of a plate of Spag bol..
His recommendation to yea verily readeth the Dr.Robert Landhurst book on Overcoming depression has been my salvation…So …
I can’t believe its been two years since I shared some thoughts!
I joined the ranks of such luminaries as Spike Milligan…Jim Carey…Harrison Ford…
Diana,Princess Of Wales..Heath Ledger..et al..I had no idea of the amount of people that are/were afflicted with (As Winston Churchill called it )…Strains of spookie music …Bach tocatta & fugue in D minor..”The Black dog” of depression …Ah well ..on the mend now !!
How to kill a circus …Go for the Juggler !!
Is there a tentacle friendly keyboard ?
The absolute answer is 42…no not the bus…
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